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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by Galted on Sun 25 Mar 2018, 10:11 pm

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun 25 Mar 2018, 11:02 pm

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
Or make him a Lord

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:29 am

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
Or make him a Lord
Unlike Henry Ford

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 26 Mar 2018, 12:50 pm

Give Galted a Knighthood at once
'thanks' is my belated response
Or make him a Lord
Unlike Henry Ford
That way he's above all us runts

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:02 am

Smile
If Bancroft could turn back time

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 3:21 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:09 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine
And hidden the dust in the bin

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:51 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine
And hidden the dust in the bin
To be absolved of sin

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Post by Galted on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:23 pm

If Bancroft could turn back time
He'd have sanded this decking of mine
And hidden the dust in the bin
To be absolved of sin
why won't 'Warner is a c*nt' f*cking rhyme?
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:29 pm

Laugh
Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:31 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:38 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it
There's no use being "sorry" now

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:57 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it
There's no use being "sorry" now
You've been rumbled my pal

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:25 pm

Will someone hand Lehmann a bucket
And sandpaper, with somewhere to tuck it
There's no use being "sorry" now
You've been rumbled my pal
'Now' and 'pal' don't rhyme, you f*ckwit.

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:47 pm

Laugh

The Marx put a flea in my ear

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:52 pm

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:56 pm

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear
Is he always this tight?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:08 am

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear
Is he always this tight?
Do Trump's tweets lack spite?

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Post by FreekShow on Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:21 am

The Marx put a flea in my ear
and he's not even in first gear
Is he always this tight?
Do Trump's tweets lack spite?
Is my bog clogged up with diarrhoea?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:51 am

Laugh

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Post by FreekShow on Sat 31 Mar 2018, 11:57 pm

As I ready myself for a nap

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Post by Pal Joey on Sun 01 Apr 2018, 12:06 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap

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Post by FreekShow on Sun 01 Apr 2018, 12:54 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap
Then I lay down to dream

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sun 01 Apr 2018, 4:06 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap
Then I lay down to dream
After applying the cream

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Post by FreekShow on Sun 01 Apr 2018, 5:25 pm

As I ready myself for a nap
I shake the sawdust outta my cap
Then I lay down to dream
After applying the cream
I apply after taking a crap!

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 05 Apr 2018, 8:56 am

Laugh
She awoke half covered in jism

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 05 Apr 2018, 9:29 am

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 05 Apr 2018, 11:35 am

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism
My rod was still hyperextended

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 05 Apr 2018, 1:50 pm

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism
My rod was still hyperextended
And browner than 10 quid

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 05 Apr 2018, 1:59 pm

She awoke half covered in jism
Her clunge resembled a schism
My rod was still hyperextended
And browner than 10 quid
When looked through a crystal meth prism

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 12 Apr 2018, 1:48 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil?

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 12 Apr 2018, 2:36 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:26 am

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil
Their infrastructure too needs some work

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 4:09 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil
Their infrastructure too needs some work
And Assad's a jerk

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:39 pm

I wonder if Syria has any oil
Or some perfectly good schools to spoil
Their infrastructure too needs some work
And Assad's a jerk
But still nicer than Frankie Boyle

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:58 pm

Very Happy

My chemical farts really whiff

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:56 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff

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Post by Galted on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:32 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff
and my nose-hairs to curl
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Post by FreekShow on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:47 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff
and my nose-hairs to curl
It will make you all hurl

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:11 pm

My chemical farts really whiff
And cause my bum hair to form a quiff
and my nose-hairs to curl
It will make you all hurl
If you'd like, I can send you a .gif

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Post by FreekShow on Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:45 pm

Laugh clap clap

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Post by nadeem2099 on Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:31 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:48 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:53 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite
it's pronounced .gif anyway

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 17 Apr 2018, 2:04 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite
it's pronounced .gif anyway
not like .docx I'm afraid to say

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Post by FreekShow on Tue 17 Apr 2018, 5:10 pm

That is not a pleasant sight
An elephant smoking dynamite
it's pronounced .gif anyway
not like .docx I'm afraid to say
Where I'm from we don't give a sh!te

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Post by Galted Yesterday at 8:29 pm

Laugh clap

Freek put the pedants in place
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Post by JuliusHMarx Yesterday at 9:34 pm

Freek put the pedants in place
With words of elegance and grace

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