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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by No name Bertie on Tue 24 Apr 2018, 1:50 pm

Freek put the pedants in place
With words of elegance and grace
Up which he shall not put
Himself all covered in soot
After burning all the books in his wake

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Post by FreekShow on Wed 25 Apr 2018, 1:57 pm

OK

Bertie made love to a shelf

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 25 Apr 2018, 5:48 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself

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Post by FreekShow on Wed 25 Apr 2018, 5:51 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself
Giving wood some more wood

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:16 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself
Giving wood some more wood
Making good more good

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Post by Galted on Wed 25 Apr 2018, 6:38 pm

Bertie made love to a shelf
I've thought of doing that myself
Giving wood some more wood
Making good more good
I wouldn't mind bumming an elf
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 27 Apr 2018, 2:55 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it

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Post by FreekShow on Fri 27 Apr 2018, 3:10 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 27 Apr 2018, 4:17 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit
A ginger nut perhaps

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Post by FreekShow on Fri 27 Apr 2018, 5:02 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit
A ginger nut perhaps
With some fierce ar$e slaps

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 27 Apr 2018, 5:25 pm

I thought that you'd rather fist it
Then pay the dude off with a biscuit
A ginger nut perhaps
With some fierce ar$e slaps
Oh my God, how I've missed it!

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Post by FreekShow on Fri 27 Apr 2018, 5:48 pm

Laugh

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 9:41 am

The boil on its arse was horrific

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:16 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:17 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific
So I got the large needle red hot

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:20 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific
So I got the large needle red hot
And popped that bot spot

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:22 am

The boil on its arse was horrific
The puss that oozed was prolific
So I got the large needle red hot
And popped that bot spot
The scream could be heard across the Pacific

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:26 am

oh yeah Very Happy

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:27 am

Smile

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:32 am

Statues are the council's best buy.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:39 am

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 10 May 2018, 11:56 am

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high
Of Captain James Kirk

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 12:01 pm

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high
Of Captain James Kirk
With that knowing smirk

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 10 May 2018, 12:07 pm

Statues are the council's best buy
Let's hope they build it really high
Of Captain James Kirk
With that knowing smirk
And his toupee reaching the sky.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 10 May 2018, 12:08 pm

Chief
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 16 May 2018, 2:45 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 16 May 2018, 10:07 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 16 May 2018, 10:10 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen
When he's doped up on coke

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 16 May 2018, 10:13 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen
When he's doped up on coke
and impersonating a mopoke

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 16 May 2018, 11:00 pm

What does Pal Joey's post mean?
Perhaps best to ask Charlie Sheen
When he's doped up on coke
and impersonating a mopoke
The most pithy one I've ever seen

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 16 May 2018, 11:39 pm

Wink

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 17 May 2018, 6:57 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 17 May 2018, 8:44 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot
when 'Meghan' is misspelled

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 17 May 2018, 10:12 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot
when 'Meghan' is misspelled
Tears in Harrhey's eyes welled

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 17 May 2018, 10:16 am

Soon Harry & Megan will tie the knot
And non royalists oft lose the plot
when 'Meghan' is misspelled
Tears in Harrhey's eyes welled
And Plince Firrip is racist a lot

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 17 May 2018, 10:26 am

So who's giving the bride away?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 17 May 2018, 11:37 am

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 17 May 2018, 11:43 am

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way
Cutting all that Sugar Kane by heart

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 17 May 2018, 12:11 pm

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way
Cutting all that Sugar Kane by heart
Listening to Oliver Reed fart

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Post by FreekShow on Thu 17 May 2018, 1:27 pm

So who's giving the bride away?
Her Dad's staying down Mexico way
Cutting all that Sugar Kane by heart
Listening to Oliver Reed fart
While her sisters legs are on Ebay

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 18 May 2018, 9:26 am

Laugh

I loaded my bags on the llama

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 18 May 2018, 9:55 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 18 May 2018, 10:52 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer
We began our decent up the mountains

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Post by FreekShow on Fri 18 May 2018, 10:52 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer
We began our decent up the mountains
To find the youth fountains

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 18 May 2018, 10:54 am

I loaded my bags on the llama
My tour guide could not have been calmer
We began our decent up the mountains
To find the youth fountains
Beside a statue of Vasco da Gama

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Post by FreekShow on Fri 18 May 2018, 11:11 am

Laugh clap

A wonderful end to a ditty

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 18 May 2018, 11:22 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 18 May 2018, 11:33 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity
At least "da Gama" was spelled right

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 21 May 2018, 8:20 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity
At least "da Gama" was spelled right
Although Magallen might

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 21 May 2018, 8:24 am

A wonderful end to a ditty
But not rude, which was rather a pity
At least "da Gama" was spelled right
Although Magallen might
Be offended by "Sex in the City"

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