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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 19 Jun 2018, 2:19 pm

The football has started quite well

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 19 Jun 2018, 4:12 pm

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel

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Post by nadeem2099 on Tue 19 Jun 2018, 4:53 pm

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 2:20 am

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
They easily overcame Tunisia

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:01 am

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
They easily overcame Tunisia
But missing all those chances - alarm bell

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:13 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:11 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead

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Post by Galted on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:17 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:29 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
4th line; short one

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:31 am

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
4th line; short one
That's great, I'm so pleased I just weed.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:39 am

Laugh

When they flipped over his plastic bed

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:17 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:32 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:37 am

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates
And a packet of Mates

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:06 pm

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates
And a packet of Mates
Stuck between two pillows near his head

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:24 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:40 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime

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Post by No name Bertie on Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:21 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:24 am

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben
Or a Gong for Red Ken

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 25 Jun 2018, 12:52 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben
Or a Gong for Red Ken
Or a bucket of cinnamon slime

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:27 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 28 Jun 2018, 11:50 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:21 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:25 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR
In this capitulation against Korea

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Post by No name Bertie on Fri 29 Jun 2018, 7:07 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR
In this capitulation against Korea
Another Russian campaign that came to nowt

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 29 Jun 2018, 9:46 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:14 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'

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Post by No name Bertie on Sat 30 Jun 2018, 8:20 am

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat 30 Jun 2018, 10:51 am

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in
And argue over snoring

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Post by Pal Joey on Sat 30 Jun 2018, 1:16 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in
And argue over snoring
They're upsetting the neigbour's cow

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 03 Jul 2018, 10:27 am

The first limerick of July

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 05 Jul 2018, 9:17 am

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:06 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time

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Post by Galted on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:17 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time
to be sure it could rhyme
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:33 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time
to be sure it could rhyme
But then got it hopelessly wrong

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 1:07 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 2:39 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:19 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat 14 Jul 2018, 1:17 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France
Who cares, they're just pants

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Post by Galted on Sat 14 Jul 2018, 5:39 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France
Who cares, they're just pants
and strangely play tennis on clay
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Post by JuliusHMarx Today at 10:37 am

And now they are kings of the world

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