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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 25, 2017 7:30 pm

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:19 am

The football has started quite well

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:12 am

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel

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Post by nadeem2099 on Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:53 am

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:20 pm

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
They easily overcame Tunisia

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Post by No name Bertie on Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:01 pm

The football has started quite well
The forwards are starting to gel
England are unbeaten so far
They easily overcame Tunisia
But missing all those chances - alarm bell

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:13 pm

The last rhyme was awkward to read.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:11 pm

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead

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Post by Galted on Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:17 pm

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:29 pm

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
4th line; short one

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:31 pm

The last rhyme was awkward to read
Let's make this one easy, I plead
third line now done
4th line; short one
That's great, I'm so pleased I just weed.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:39 pm

Laugh

When they flipped over his plastic bed

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:17 pm

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:32 pm

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:37 pm

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates
And a packet of Mates

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:06 pm

When they flipped over his plastic bed
They found a poster of Right Said Fred
With pictures of shiny bald pates
And a packet of Mates
Stuck between two pillows near his head

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:24 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:40 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime

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Post by No name Bertie on Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:21 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:24 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben
Or a Gong for Red Ken

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:52 pm

We will strive for the perfect rhyme
Like a tiny note from an iphone chime
Or a Bong from Big Ben
Or a Gong for Red Ken
Or a bucket of cinnamon slime

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:27 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:50 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:21 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:25 pm

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR
In this capitulation against Korea

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Post by No name Bertie on Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:07 am

We don't have to worry about the Krauts
Those beer swilling, leather licking louts
Just don't mention the VAR
In this capitulation against Korea
Another Russian campaign that came to nowt

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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:46 am

You'd think they'd get the message by now

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:14 am

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'

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Post by No name Bertie on Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:20 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:51 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in
And argue over snoring

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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:16 pm

You'd think they'd get the message by now
That it's pronounced 'row' and not 'row'
When they stick their oar in
And argue over snoring
They're upsetting the neigbour's cow

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:27 pm

The first limerick of July

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:17 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:06 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time

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Post by Galted on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:17 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time
to be sure it could rhyme
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:33 pm

The first limerick of July
Got delayed by an errant fly
Which took its own time
to be sure it could rhyme
But then got it hopelessly wrong

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:07 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:39 am

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:19 am

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:17 pm

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France
Who cares, they're just pants

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Post by Galted on Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:39 am

It's now almost Bastille Day
Bastille Day? Qu'est-ce que c'est?
An important day for France
Who cares, they're just pants
and strangely play tennis on clay
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:37 pm

And now they are kings of the world

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:54 am

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:56 pm

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled
Now the world has moved on

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:12 pm

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled
Now the world has moved on
Jules Rimet has gone

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:28 pm

And now they are kings of the world
Pusssy Riot have their rugs unfurled
Now the world has moved on
Jules Rimet has gone
And the lapel of that vest; a little curled

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:47 pm

PJ, with the random rhymes

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:52 pm

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:03 pm

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times
When he was TLD

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:16 pm

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times
When he was TLD
After LB got lost at sea

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:02 pm

PJ, with the random rhymes
Reminds us of those happy times
When he was TLD
After LB got lost at sea
After drinking twenty lager and limes

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