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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu May 25, 2017 7:30 pm

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:59 pm

Will today see an all-time high?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:24 pm

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:42 pm

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie
Bramleys or Grannies?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:31 pm

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie
Bramleys or Grannies?
Or even Mrs Freshley's?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:18 pm

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie
Bramleys or Grannies?
Or even Mrs Freshley's?
My God, doesn't time fly by.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:45 pm

The needle in the haystack was silent

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Post by Galted on Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:04 pm

The needle in the haystack was silent
Fearing Dave who was typically violent
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:49 pm

The needle in the haystack was silent
Fearing Dave who was typically violent
But the hay made a noise

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Post by Galted on Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:18 am

The needle in the haystack was silent
fearing Dave who was typically violent
but the hay made a noise
like a pissed Seychellois
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:46 am

The needle in the haystack was silent
fearing Dave who was typically violent
but the hay made a noise
like a pissed Seychellois
Who said he'd try to get sober by Lent

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Post by Galted on Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:55 am

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:28 pm

clap  clap  clap  clap  clap  clap
Has the world gone utterly mad?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:41 pm

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:24 pm

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?
It's imperative with spreads

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:41 pm

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?
It's imperative with spreads
That they don't affect your meds

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Post by Galted on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:01 pm

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?
It's imperative with spreads
That they don't affect your meds
I once shagged an elf in Novigrad
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:02 pm

Laugh clap

You bloody little ripper mate

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:08 pm

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:39 pm

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great
Did it cost many coins?

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:41 pm

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great
Did it cost many coins?
To plow her with your loins

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Post by Galted on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:47 pm

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great
Did it cost many coins?
To plow her with your loins
Cost 40 but was only worth 8
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:49 pm

OK
Sounds like a really good deal

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:53 pm

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:56 pm

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal
And your health got replenished

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:16 pm

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal
And your health got replenished
Though your cyst is still wennish

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:18 pm

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal
And your health got replenished
Though your cyst is still wennish
And your face is the colour of veal.

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Post by Galted on Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:05 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:25 am

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:29 am

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:27 am

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap
Galtova's dismayed

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Post by Galted on Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:32 am

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap
Galtova's dismayed
About the 40 he paid
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:31 am

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap
Galtova's dismayed
About the 40 he paid
Which could've been spent on the cat

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:24 pm

Very Happy Very Happy
The Aussies have thrown their PM.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:12 pm

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:26 pm

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm
At his mansion in Point Piper

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:37 pm

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm
At his mansion in Point Piper
Whilst wearing a diaper

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:50 pm

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm
At his mansion in Point Piper
Whilst wearing a diaper
It's back to tennis, a sport for real men

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:31 pm

Laugh

True, but action netball it's not.

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:27 pm

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:34 pm

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot
and have day-glo vests

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:34 pm

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot
and have day-glo vests
And bronzed, waxed chests

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:33 pm

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot
and have day-glo vests
And bronzed, waxed chests
With the Ralph Lauren logo covered in snot

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:59 pm

My batteries are running quite low

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:23 pm

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:31 pm

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know
That I'm never fist

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:33 pm

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know
That I'm never fist
Always sicond on the list

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:44 pm

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know
That I'm never fist
Always sicond on the list
Except when Galtova wants a sh@g go

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:49 pm

clap

When Julius goes on vacation

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:40 pm

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Sep 04, 2018 7:00 pm

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat

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