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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 27 Jul 2018, 9:59 am

Will today see an all-time high?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:24 am

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 27 Jul 2018, 10:42 am

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie
Bramleys or Grannies?

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 27 Jul 2018, 11:31 am

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie
Bramleys or Grannies?
Or even Mrs Freshley's?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 9:18 am

Will today see an all-time high?
For consumption of apple pie
Bramleys or Grannies?
Or even Mrs Freshley's?
My God, doesn't time fly by.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 9:45 am

The needle in the haystack was silent

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Post by Galted on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 11:04 am

The needle in the haystack was silent
Fearing Dave who was typically violent
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 11:49 am

The needle in the haystack was silent
Fearing Dave who was typically violent
But the hay made a noise

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Post by Galted on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 2:18 pm

The needle in the haystack was silent
fearing Dave who was typically violent
but the hay made a noise
like a pissed Seychellois
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 2:46 pm

The needle in the haystack was silent
fearing Dave who was typically violent
but the hay made a noise
like a pissed Seychellois
Who said he'd try to get sober by Lent

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Post by Galted on Thu 09 Aug 2018, 2:55 pm

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 15 Aug 2018, 11:28 am

clap  clap  clap  clap  clap  clap
Has the world gone utterly mad?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 15 Aug 2018, 11:41 am

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 9:24 am

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?
It's imperative with spreads

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 10:41 am

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?
It's imperative with spreads
That they don't affect your meds

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Post by Galted on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:01 am

Has the world gone utterly mad?
And Flipper gone butterly sad?
It's imperative with spreads
That they don't affect your meds
I once shagged an elf in Novigrad
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:02 am

Laugh clap

You bloody little ripper mate

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:08 am

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:39 am

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great
Did it cost many coins?

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:41 am

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great
Did it cost many coins?
To plow her with your loins

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Post by Galted on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:47 am

You bloody little ripper mate
I bet eating chips off her back was great
Did it cost many coins?
To plow her with your loins
Cost 40 but was only worth 8
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:49 am

OK
Sounds like a really good deal

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:53 am

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:56 am

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal
And your health got replenished

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 12:16 pm

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal
And your health got replenished
Though your cyst is still wennish

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 1:18 pm

Sounds like a really good deal
Especially including the meal
And your health got replenished
Though your cyst is still wennish
And your face is the colour of veal.

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Post by Galted on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 2:05 pm

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 2:25 pm

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 2:29 pm

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 3:27 pm

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap
Galtova's dismayed

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Post by Galted on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 5:32 pm

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap
Galtova's dismayed
About the 40 he paid
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 23 Aug 2018, 11:31 pm

Looks like elf-wh0re gave Galted the clap
In amongst all that sweaty slap slap slap
Galtova's dismayed
About the 40 he paid
Which could've been spent on the cat

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 7:24 am

Very Happy Very Happy
The Aussies have thrown their PM.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 9:12 am

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 9:26 am

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm
At his mansion in Point Piper

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:37 am

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm
At his mansion in Point Piper
Whilst wearing a diaper

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 10:50 am

The Aussies have thrown their PM
Into a pool of p1ss and phlegm
At his mansion in Point Piper
Whilst wearing a diaper
It's back to tennis, a sport for real men

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 11:31 am

Laugh

True, but action netball it's not.

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 24 Aug 2018, 12:27 pm

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 28 Aug 2018, 10:34 am

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot
and have day-glo vests

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 28 Aug 2018, 11:34 am

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot
and have day-glo vests
And bronzed, waxed chests

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 28 Aug 2018, 12:33 pm

True, but action netball it's not.
Which you can play, if you think jet ski's are hot
and have day-glo vests
And bronzed, waxed chests
With the Ralph Lauren logo covered in snot

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 30 Aug 2018, 9:59 am

My batteries are running quite low

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 30 Aug 2018, 10:23 am

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 30 Aug 2018, 10:31 am

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know
That I'm never fist

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:33 pm

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know
That I'm never fist
Always sicond on the list

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 30 Aug 2018, 12:44 pm

My batteries are running quite low
Change your tiny picture so people will know
That I'm never fist
Always sicond on the list
Except when Galtova wants a sh@g go

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 03 Sep 2018, 9:49 am

clap

When Julius goes on vacation

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Sep 2018, 7:40 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:00 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat

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