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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:02 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat
And find that he's packing heat

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:09 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat
And find that he's packing heat
He simply changes the topic of conversation

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 8:13 am

The internet is full of nice folk

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Post by Galted on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 11:17 am

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 12:19 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs

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Post by nadeem2099 on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 12:34 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs
Hiding in Dusseldorf
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Post by Galted on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 1:39 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs
Hiding in Dusseldorf
And in Sydney, a pithy mopoke
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Post by Pal Joey on Sat 08 Sep 2018, 3:34 am

Laugh your memory is immaculate, Galted  clap

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 8:26 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down

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Post by Galted on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:29 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:34 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:58 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
When I flipped her over


Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind
Which dulls the mind


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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 10:15 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
When I flipped her over
She had a vertical frown


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Life is still the same old grind
Which dulls the mind
Like the colour dark brown

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Post by Galted on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 10:42 am

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 8:49 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:24 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:49 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 9:55 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown
At a humourless clown

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 10:08 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown
At a humourless clown
Who lacks a decent punchline

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Post by Galted on Tue 18 Sep 2018, 1:34 pm

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There’s no rule says I have to start
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:20 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 9:39 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart
I buy stuff online

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Post by Galted on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:22 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart
I buy stuff online
Like puppies in brine
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:34 am

There’s no rule says I have to start
Just because I never shop at Walmart
I buy stuff online
Like puppies in brine
And a build-your-own artificial heart

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Post by Galted on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 1:20 pm

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Here’s your damn opening line
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 2:16 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine

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Post by Galted on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 5:24 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine
It’s a sh*t one I know
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:15 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine
It’s a sh*t one I know
But as sh*t ones go

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Post by Galted on Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:36 pm

Here’s your damn opening line
Thanks Galted, you're so damn fine
It’s a sh*t one I know
But as sh*t ones go
It’s like a dam full of puppies in brine
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:44 am

I will start with a simple hand clap.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:57 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 7:00 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap
Of a rhyme with s*it tone

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 7:38 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap
Of a rhyme with s*it tone
and two too many homophones

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Post by Galted on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:34 am

I will start with a simple hand clap
To avoid the inevitable trap
Of a rhyme with s*it tone
and two too many homophones
Which watch when I'm having a crap
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:56 am

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We all hate wasps but like bees

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:49 am

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees

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Post by Galted on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 1:25 pm

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees
I prefer ants
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 2:15 pm

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees
I prefer ants
Which by happenstance

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 21 Sep 2018, 2:30 pm

We all hate wasps but like bees
As long as their hives are in trees
I prefer ants
Which by happenstance
Appear to charge lower fees

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 25 Sep 2018, 12:05 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova

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Post by Galted on Tue 25 Sep 2018, 1:16 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 25 Sep 2018, 1:30 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
With a cat in a bag

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Post by Galted on Tue 25 Sep 2018, 2:00 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
With a cat in a bag
In Jule's new Jag
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 25 Sep 2018, 3:20 pm

The last time that I saw Galtova
She was somewhere between York and Dover
With a cat in a bag
In Jule's new Jag
Being licked by his friendly dog, Rover

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Post by Galted on Thu 27 Sep 2018, 9:23 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 27 Sep 2018, 9:48 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 27 Sep 2018, 10:02 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn
Pacing away from each other

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 27 Sep 2018, 10:32 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn
Pacing away from each other
With absolutely no cover

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 27 Sep 2018, 11:06 am

I should duel with PJ at dawn
On a very well-manicured lawn
Pacing away from each other
With absolutely no cover
While Jules and Galtova watch porn

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 22 Oct 2018, 11:00 am

Jules is rocking the stage.

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