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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

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Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless on Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:02 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat
And find that he's packing heat

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Pal Joey on Tue 04 Sep 2018, 9:09 am

When Julius goes on vacation
And the plane lands to a seated ovation
But when customs checks under the seat
And find that he's packing heat
He simply changes the topic of conversation

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 8:13 am

The internet is full of nice folk

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 11:17 am

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 12:19 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs

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Post by nadeem2099 on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 12:34 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs
Hiding in Dusseldorf
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Post by Galted on Fri 07 Sep 2018, 1:39 pm

The internet is full of nice folk
Selling slaves, machine guns and coke
You can even find dwarfs
Hiding in Dusseldorf
And in Sydney, a pithy mopoke
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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Pal Joey on Sat 08 Sep 2018, 3:34 am

Laugh your memory is immaculate, Galted  clap

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 8:26 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:29 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:34 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 9:58 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
When I flipped her over


Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind
Which dulls the mind


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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Pal Joey on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 10:15 am

Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Not as down as Galtova
When I flipped her over
She had a vertical frown


Cold and wet in a convict town
Vacation is over, feeling down
Life is still the same old grind
Which dulls the mind
Like the colour dark brown

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted on Mon 17 Sep 2018, 10:42 am

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by rick_dagless Yesterday at 8:49 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.

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Post by Pal Joey Yesterday at 9:24 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne

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Post by JuliusHMarx Yesterday at 9:49 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown

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Post by Pal Joey Yesterday at 9:55 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown
At a humourless clown

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Post by JuliusHMarx Yesterday at 10:08 am

You can't clap and not start a rhyme.
On a bus heading to Newcastle upon Tyne
The Geordies will frown
At a humourless clown
Who lacks a decent punchline

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Re: The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Galted Yesterday at 1:34 pm

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There’s no rule says I have to start
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