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Post by RDW_Scotland on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 8:49 am

This is brilliant and deserves it's own thread

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/moments/882587468087922688

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Post by No 7&1/2 on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 8:55 am

Love it! Greg laidlaw points shouts then kicks the bread away. No one knows why.

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Post by RDW_Scotland on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 9:01 am

JD2 beats 3 ducks but then grubbers the bread straight to a seagull.

Parisse bakes the bread himself, slices it himself, drives it to the lake himself, throws it in himself, swims out, eats it & quacks #FIIDIM

While Russell plays 'keepy-up' with two loaves, a burning tyre and Gatland's car keys. No one outside of Stirling seems to notice.

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Post by jimbopip on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 9:13 am

Al Kellock points at the ducks and exhorts his team mates to throw the bread with greater urgency.

grant Gilchrist glares menacingly at the ducks then dislocates elbow attempting to put backspin on his lob.

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Post by RDW_Scotland on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 9:19 am

FES asks his butler to throw his Waitrose triple malt multi-grain sourdough to the ducks, then takes a picture for Instagram.

Meanwhile a Glasgow fan throws his Asda Value moldy white bread that was found behind the dumpster, only to jump in and get it back because that was meant to be his tea...

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Post by jimbopip on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 9:23 am

This is meant to be about "Rugby Players feeding ducks", would FES play rugby? He might come into far too close contact with the great unwashed. besides the only time he would feed ducks would be force feeding them with a long stick to make fois gras.

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Post by BamBam on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 9:52 am

Alun goes to feed the ducks, drops the bread and a fox runs away with it

Warren tells us how Alun roughed up the fox by shouting at it with passion and experience

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Post by tigertattie on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 11:49 am

I'd like to interject at this time with a serious point!

Bread is bad for ducks! Please don't feed ducks bread!
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Post by Rory_Gallagher on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 12:06 pm

tigertattie wrote:I'd like to interject at this time with a serious point!

Bread is bad for ducks! Please don't feed ducks bread!

It affects their fertility if I'm not mistaken?

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Post by Scottrf on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 12:08 pm

Ducks should be free to make their own nutritional choices.

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Post by RDW_Scotland on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 12:12 pm

Scottrf wrote:Ducks should be free to make their own nutritional choices.

Laugh

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Post by dummy_half on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 12:17 pm

Laidlaw inspects the bread, inspects the ducks, inspects the bread again then floats it to a stationary duckling who gets smashed by a swan.

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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 12:28 pm

Sam Warburton refuses to go anywhere near the bread or the ducks, as he's sick of all the puns.

And afraid they'll try & eat him.
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Post by jimbopip on Fri 07 Jul 2017, 1:10 pm

Warren stands glowering by the side of the pond for a while, chooses 35 ducks, takes them to another pond, tells anyone who will listen that every duck will have a chance to earn some bread, then gives half the loaf to his boss's mallards.

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