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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:55 am

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and so old his b*mhole is haunted
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:59 am

Bollox - missed it!

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Post by ShahenshahG on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 9:02 am

Didn't want michaels to come in with a anecdote that no one believed and ruin it.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 9:18 am

What about that poor baastard getting collected by a bus? Can't believe he survived.
Then he just saunters into the pub (at 09:20) as if nothing's happened.  Laugh
His arse must be so sore.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/man-hit-bus-crosses-road-dusting-walking-pub/
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 10:36 am

What a lad.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 11:05 am

Something doesn't add up in that story.

He supposedly has a wife, yet he's been a regular for 20 years in a bar called "The Purple Turtle".

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Post by Galted on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 11:34 am

Maybe he has a 'wife'.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 28 Jun 2017, 11:37 am

Yeah supes, don't you impose a gender on a stranger. Could be any one of numerous types that they identify with in this day and age.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 7:26 am

Heey yooou guuuyysss.

Morning all.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:30 am

Morning all.

One less dumb-ass in the world today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40438207

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 8:32 am

I was only just reading about this.

Another Darwin Award winner.

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Post by Galted on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:36 am

That's so foolish. Everyone except for Shah knows that only the Bible can stop a bullet fired at near point-blank range.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 9:44 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-RoQ9AXERw

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:19 am

I'm parent facing for the next couple of days, so will be AFK.

Have fun.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:52 am

Actively Frisking Kenyans?

Enjoy your time away from said keyboard.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 11:53 am

A F**king Knob?

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:02 pm

Awkwardly Falling Kelp
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:08 pm

Parent facing? Does that mean he's in trouble at home?

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 12:22 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Parent facing? Does that mean he's in trouble at home?
He'll probably be grounded for using the term 'client facing' on this thread.
How his parents found out about this online social misdemeanor... we'll never know. Someone must have leaked it.
Hence the parent's trip down to repair the damage and deliver a suitable punishment.
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Post by Galted on Thu 29 Jun 2017, 1:14 pm

Ardently Fondling Kids
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 7:36 am

Paedophilic on here yesterday.

Gutentag Notcherinos

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Post by Galted on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 8:10 am

Yep, that wasn't a great way to michaels a thread.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 8:23 am

Especially if you only copy part of the post

Galted Yesterday at 13:14

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 8:37 am

Ardent not civic.

Good morning mouseholes.

That bloody half chihuahua half miniature german shephard mongrel is barking in the distance...

When you meet it... it is so subservient. Hard to believe it is the same dog.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 8:50 am

I once shot a dog between the eyes from 60 metres away. In Pakistan all the dogs are usually wild or feral and it was charging towards a group of kids. Lucky shot I know but I got treated to a free meal at the school for it. Food was excellent if a bit dry.

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:02 am

Morning gays.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:03 am

I bet you managed to wing a couple of kids as well before you finally got the fatal shot away.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning gays.

If that were any other poster I'd say that was deliberate.

All good in the rose garden sean?

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:07 am

I once shot a cow in the arse with an air rifle. Got the mother of all beatings for it

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Post by seanmichaels on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:08 am

Yes very good thank you Jules. Yourself? All set for Wimbledon?

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:I once shot a cow in the arse with an air rifle. Got the mother of all beatings for it

The oldest brother of our neighbours once shot a tiny wee bird with an air rifle. None of us (including his own brothers) liked the guy very much.
When we got to the finch? it had no outward signs of a pellet... just some blood coming from its arse. Still haunts me. What a coward!
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 9:47 am

seanmichaels wrote:Yes very good thank you Jules. Yourself? All set for Wimbledon?

I'll be on holiday in the US for most of it, but will hopefully keep an eye on the results via t'internet.

I have retired from mens match tennis as of yesterday and will now only being playing mixed matches and social tennis.

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Post by Galted on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 10:15 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Yes very good thank you Jules. Yourself? All set for Wimbledon?

I'll be on holiday in the US for most of it, but will hopefully keep an eye on the results via t'internet.

I have retired from mens match tennis as of yesterday and will now only being playing mixed matches and social tennis.

This would suggest that you're going to the states for a sex change.

I support you as I'm not prejudiced in any way.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 10:37 am

Thanks Galted.

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Post by The Loaded Dog on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 12:14 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Yes very good thank you Jules. Yourself? All set for Wimbledon?

I'll be on holiday in the US for most of it, but will hopefully keep an eye on the results via t'internet.

I have retired from mens match tennis as of yesterday and will now only being playing mixed matches and social tennis.

This would suggest that you're going to the states for a sex change.

I support you as I'm not prejudiced in any way.

He's playing senior mixed doubles with Ekaterina Bychkova on an outside court at Flushing Meadows beforehand though.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Fri 30 Jun 2017, 12:55 pm

Cheese toasties with 5 counties cheese....12/10

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 7:00 am

Gutentag Notches.

I see my five counties cheese post has caused many heart attacks. Either that or people had better things to do on a Friday afternoon.

Yīqiè ān hǎo?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 7:15 am

Labas Shah.

What has been going down in my absence?

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 7:23 am

Cheese toasties on my part, pirogi while blindfolded for Galted and no idea about anyone else. How was the disciplinary and did your mother try to stuff you full of cabbage? Did you confront her about the ice cream van lie? Did she try to tidy up your room and berate you after discovering the w*nkstains on the ceiling?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 7:32 am

It was my dad, and we went to the horse racing, masturbatory anecdotes were not discussed.

All good it was nice to catch up with the old man.

Like the idea of 5 counties cheese toastie.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 7:35 am

I had run out of Worcestershire sauce or else I would have put that in also. You can get it from The Tesco, for about 2 quid.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 7:48 am

They have a localised variety of Worcester sauce in Yorkshire called Henderson's Relish.

It is a must for cheese/beans on toast.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:04 am

I shall find it and report back. Your life depends on it.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:04 am

Good morning gentlemen.

I got 120% enjoyment reading about your 12/10 lunch, Shah.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:04 am

ShahenshahG wrote:I shall find it and report back. Your life depends on it.

...he said, with much relish.

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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:06 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:I shall find it and report back. Your life depends on it.

...he said, with much relish.

A Gentleman's Relish

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:19 am

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/272718906593?chn=ps&dispItem=1&adgroupid=45192390362&rlsatarget=pla-331477170692&abcId=1129006&adtype=pla&merchantid=7410034&poi=&googleloc=9046320&device=c&campaignid=861899495&crdt=0

Morning, Jules.

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Post by Galted on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:40 am

Morning all. Got nagged by the missus all through Saturday and into Sunday morning to go with her to IKEA. Didn't fancy it as my neck was so sore I could barely move but she finally wore me down at about 2.30. We got home at about 6.30 and all she'd bought was an oven glove and a jar of pickles.
Thanks for listening.
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Post by ShahenshahG on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 8:43 am

Also LOL out loud Jules, seeing as you're getting needy in your even older age. How was your weekend you old f*rt? Thanks Rick but I have been banned from online shopping for the near future.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 03 Jul 2017, 9:28 am

Spent too long at a tennis match (drinks and a cake after the match) and then got shouted at by the missus for being lazy around the house. Good apart from that.

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