My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

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My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by LuvSports! on Thu 21 Dec 2017, 12:43 pm

What do people think of the film? Agree/disagree?
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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by profitius on Fri 05 Jan 2018, 2:02 pm

Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!
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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by superflyweight on Fri 05 Jan 2018, 3:36 pm

profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?

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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by rick_dagless on Mon 08 Jan 2018, 7:17 am

They Porgwashed the Ewoks out of it...

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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by profitius on Mon 08 Jan 2018, 11:04 am

superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?


Ha, another kid who throws out some insults but nothing of substance. The funniest part was you calling the website obscure and you yourself posting on it. Laugh
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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by superflyweight on Mon 08 Jan 2018, 11:10 am

profitius wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?


Ha, another kid who throws out some insults but nothing of substance. The funniest part was you calling the website obscure and you yourself posting on it. Laugh

Yeah that bit is comedy genius. LOL out loud.


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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by profitius on Mon 08 Jan 2018, 1:59 pm

superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?


Ha, another kid who throws out some insults but nothing of substance. The funniest part was you calling the website obscure and you yourself posting on it. Laugh

Yeah that bit is comedy genius.  LOL out loud.  


I wouldn't call it comedy genius. More like a child saying something funny. Like your last sentence there Wink
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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by eirebilly on Fri 26 Jan 2018, 8:55 am

I did not like The Last Jedi at all, thought it was incredibly boring. Just did not have a Star Wars feeling about it for me.
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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by lostinwales on Sat 27 Jan 2018, 3:39 pm

eirebilly wrote:I did not like The Last Jedi at all, thought it was incredibly boring. Just did not have a Star Wars feeling about it for me.

It was poor and unbalanced and its all down to a poor story and poor direction. The actors are OK to good and it is very pretty to look at, just mainly pointless. You could lose the entire Finn subplot without weakening the film at all, and at least you'd be left with the memory of an interesting character who might amount to something more rather than the non event we got.

Oh and I know Daisy's lines are generally delivered in a very flat manner, but I'd still blame direction and the words themselves rather than her.

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