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Post by profitius on Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:02 pm

Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!
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Post by superflyweight on Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:36 pm

profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:17 am

They Porgwashed the Ewoks out of it...

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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by profitius on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:04 pm

superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?


Ha, another kid who throws out some insults but nothing of substance. The funniest part was you calling the website obscure and you yourself posting on it. Laugh
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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by superflyweight on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:10 pm

profitius wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?


Ha, another kid who throws out some insults but nothing of substance. The funniest part was you calling the website obscure and you yourself posting on it. Laugh

Yeah that bit is comedy genius. LOL out loud.


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Re: My kooky review of The Last Jedi (spoilers)

Post by profitius on Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:59 pm

superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
profitius wrote:Best way to watch this film is to try and turn your brain off. I went along with the GF and had a few drinks so I was entertained for most of the film. It was better than Jar Jar Abrams effort of 2 years ago but thats not saying much.


Positives: It looks great. Scenery, explosions, not saturated with CGI etc.

Negatives:
Ruined the SW story for SW fans.
Most of the characters are meh and incongruent.  
Very unscientific and silly scenes. Bombers in space? Theres no gravity in space!
Leila dead floating away in space and suddenly she turns into Mary Poppins and floats back to the ship.
Ray being the most unrealistic character in SW history. She can do everything and she is perfect in every way.
Luke Skywalker's role in the film. It didn't make sense.



Its a lesson in what happens when you hand something over to SJWs. They have a knack for fcuking things up and the film obviously has an anti white male agenda. Thats what they were concentrating on when making this film, not the actual film itself!

Do you approach all aspects of your life with such idiocy or do you reserve it just for offering  opinions on films on a relatively obscure website?


Ha, another kid who throws out some insults but nothing of substance. The funniest part was you calling the website obscure and you yourself posting on it. Laugh

Yeah that bit is comedy genius.  LOL out loud.  


I wouldn't call it comedy genius. More like a child saying something funny. Like your last sentence there Wink
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