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It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

Post by Galted on Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:15 pm

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Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 10:00 am

Good morning, gregarious Galted and righteous rick. Between us, I think we can say that all is well in the North, the South and the Middle Lands.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 10:11 am

All's well in Scotland (the real north).

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 10:42 am

Well, looks like we have most places covered, we can assume Wales is fine.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 10:54 am

Wales is as Wales does.

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 11:19 am

I've known two Welsh people before. Both of them were called Malcolm. I'm fairly sure they weren't the same person as they looked different.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 11:21 am

I've never met a Wales Malcolm, but I know of a Devon Malcolm.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 11:58 am

Was there a Malcolm in the middle?

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Jun 2018, 1:45 pm

Possibly, I knew one in Birmingham and the other in London so there is a large area which could potentially accommodate a third Welsh Malcolm.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 7:08 am

Hello cc'ers

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Post by Galted on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 7:50 am

Morning, how are things? Big day today, we find out if any one of us was Peter Stringfellow.
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 7:55 am

Indeed! I have my suspicions, but you would have thought an STD would've done for him, so fair play.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 8:36 am

Your suspicions are unfounded rick - I'm not Peter Stringfellow.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 8:39 am

I am both sad, and glad to hear that, Jules.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 10:02 am

I am not Peter Stringfellow. I am not Muhammad Mustapha Adebayo Akanbi either.


Anyone seen Shah lately?
Only a few days of fast window shopping with his cousin/niece left to go now. He's put in a strong performance no doubt.

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Post by superflyweight on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 11:12 am

I'm not Peter Stringfellow but I am a sucker for a pair of big t1ts.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 11:16 am

I hope Peter Stringfellow is laid to rest next to his mullet. It's what he would have wanted.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 07 Jun 2018, 10:29 pm

How long was a Peter Stringfellow?

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Post by Galted on Fri 08 Jun 2018, 10:51 am

Fantastic f*cking Friday fist!
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Post by superflyweight on Fri 08 Jun 2018, 12:00 pm

Impressive fisting, Galted.

All the way up to the elbow - you look like you're birthing a calf.

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Post by Galted on Fri 08 Jun 2018, 12:59 pm

Cheers, super, I'm not a prolific fister but I can claim to deliver quality over quantity.
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 08 Jun 2018, 2:11 pm

Beef in Tokyo Sauce, fried noodles, bottle of Lucozade - 7/10 (bit too salty)

Afternoon all, top fisting, Galts

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 08 Jun 2018, 2:30 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Beef in Tokyo Sauce, fried noodles, bottle of Lucozade

The classic Northern lunch.

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Post by Galted on Fri 08 Jun 2018, 2:51 pm

Cheers, Dagless. Very exciting fisting for me but you're still the masterfister to which I aspire.
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Post by Pal Joey on Sat 09 Jun 2018, 1:12 am

I note that some matches for the world cup are being played at Fisht Stadium in Sochi... which I gather must be pretty close to being the Brown Knuckle capital of the world.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 6:51 am

Wub a lub a lub ub b1tches...

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 7:56 am

Good fisting, Dagless. I like a bit of variety.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 8:30 am

Morning, Galts, agreeable weekend?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:24 am

It's just another manic Monday.

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 10:27 am

It was agreeable, thanks. Especially Sunday, cos that's my fun day.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:01 am

Galted wrote:It was agreeable, thanks. Especially Sunday, cos that's my fun day.

I take it you didn't have to run?

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Post by Galted on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:13 am

No, I was kissing little Tino by a sh*tty stinking northern canal.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:40 am

Lol out loud.

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 7:18 am

Hi

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 8:30 am

'lo

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 12 Jun 2018, 8:33 am

Hawaii

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 6:53 am

Labas, cuppers.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 8:25 am

A very good morning to rick
Whose fisting is quite fantastic
Though second to Galted
(Who does his while in bed)
His wake-up calls are just the trick

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Post by Galted on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 8:57 am

And a very good morning from me
Though it's sad that we're now down to three
I recall when we'd hit
A bi-weekly thread split
And it was all beneath Rowley/Rowley
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 9:10 am

Laugh clap clap

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 10:11 am

I am afraid I'm just not that witty
so my rhyme will be fairly sh1tty
But as numbers are few
to stop 3 become 2
I will post my attempt at a ditty

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:35 am

A whole day in verse would be nice
It would certainly be worth the price
Of admission
And so without contrition
Let us be men and not mice

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:01 pm

I really can't do limericks
But I'm here unlike the pr1cks
That deserted us four
They really are poor
And a bunch of f*cking d1cks.


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Post by Galted on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:46 pm

The rhymes so far have been great
Cos the c*nts are quite hard to create
Though I confess that I fear
Sure as michaels is queer
That’s it’s clearly too little too late
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 1:20 pm

We may get a rhyme from Pal Joey
If he can be bothered to show-y
The difference in time
Should not stop a rhyme
But it seems it's a bit touch and go-y

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Post by Galted on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 1:47 pm

clap clap
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 2:07 pm

For lunch I had shawarma in wrap
8/10, I can give it a clap
With a drink from a can
from a man in a van
This is my review of my lunch in a snap.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 13 Jun 2018, 2:35 pm

I've never heard of 'shawarma'
Does it taste at all like a korma?
Or perhaps I've been trounced
And in fact it's pronounced
To rhyme with 'farmer' and 'karma'.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 7:08 am

Like farmer or karma it is spoke
Good morning to those that have woke
I have got the fist
Hope Galts is not p155ed
And I hope it's not Jules's turn to croak.

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Post by Galted on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 8:32 am

Laugh
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Post by superflyweight on Thu 14 Jun 2018, 9:12 am

There's a ladies man called sean
Who always watches gay porn
One up the bum
Cum on the tongue
He w**ks so much he is torn.

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