It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **Galted** Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:15 pm

First topic message reminder :

Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:25 am

I'm not anyone who's recently died
Though I'm feeling quick sick inside
super's was disgusting
Detailing sean's lusting
The imagery left my brain fried.

by **superflyweight** Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:30 am

Putting Jules' typo to one side
I'm really glad he's not died
I didn't mean to offend
There's some bridges to mend
I don't want his brain to be fried.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:We may get a rhyme from Pal Joey
If he can be bothered to show-y
The difference in time
Should not stop a rhyme
But it seems it's a bit touch and go-y

Funny you mentioned that
I was going to throw in my hat
But yesterday was quite busy
Left me feeling a little dizzy
After I'd molested a feral cat

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:40 pm

Won ton soup and chicken toast
A "7" I can give it, at most
About 6 pound I did spend
I met with a friend
Another lunch review done in a post

by **Galted** Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:15 pm

I had a half bag of crisps
But as I know nobody who lisps
And "wisps" will take time
To work in a rhyme
I’m a bit f*cked closing this one off

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:17 pm

Two days of rhyming's enough
Amy more and I'd start to get gruff
My rhymes are the best
There is no contest
I'm more big-headed than Brian Clough

by **superflyweight** Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:04 am

For me to be fist in verse
Is more than a little perverse
Time to stop rhyming
And to start miming

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:15 am

Excellent work, 'fly.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:14 pm

I'm not Dirty Den.

by **superflyweight** Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:15 pm

That's another theory dashed!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:24 am

Morning, all.

Eid Mubarak, Shah.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:47 am

Morning, everyone on the World Culture Cup.

by **Galted** Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:00 am

Morning all.
The bank at which I work has applied the economic tools it uses to assess investments to predict the world cup winner and revealed that it might be Germany, Brazil or Spain, but that it might also be someone else.
What a f*cking staggering insight.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:03 am

Does it also predict that the value of investments might go up, but that they also might go down?

by **Galted** Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:17 am

I'm not sure it can do anything that specific, Julius.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:39 am

Were you ever mis-sold PPI Galted?

by **Galted** Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:31 am

I suspect that I was, Julius, but have no idea how to reclaim it. Hopefully someone will call me or email me one day to explain how I can go about doing this.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:44 am

When I was mis-sold PPI I was so upset, I fell over and hurt myself, through no fault of my own.

by **Galted** Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:21 pm

I don't know why lawyers don't look into compensation for that kind of thing, perhaps Super and Dagless could shed some light?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:47 pm

The C**ts who do that kind of law are the type of wankpuffins who graduated from Abertay with a combined degree of Litigation and Frog studies.

Afternoon all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:18 pm

rick_dagless wrote:The C**ts who do that kind of law are the type of wankpuffins who graduated from Abertay with a combined degree of Litigation and Frog studies.

...m'lud.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:32 am

It's how shizz goes down in the courtroom, fam...

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:35 am

We're on our way,
We are Ron's twenty-two
Hear the roar,
Of the red, white and blue

This time, more than any other time, this time,
We're going to find a way,
Find a way to get away,
This time, getting it all together

To win them all,
It's what we'll set out to do
We have a dream,
We know you're sharing it too

This time, more than any other time, this time,
We're going to find a way,
Find a way to get away,
This time, getting it all together

We'll get it right

by **Galted** Tue Jun 19, 2018 8:45 am

Yeah!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:37 am

All aboard the hype train.

How are we both this fine day?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:37 am

We're on the pitch, rick. We think it's all over.

by **Galted** Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:05 am

Not me, I'm doing circumspect today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:23 am

Galted wrote:Not me, I'm doing circumspect today.

I'd be wary of doing that, if I were you.

by **superflyweight** Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:17 pm

Nice reference to Abertay, Rick. Have a mate who got some kind of biology degree from there despite the fact that he effectively dropped out at the start of his final year. His head of course admitted to him that they needed to keep the pass rates up to maintain funding.

He works a bodyguard for the rich and famous now so its degree that was put to good use.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:30 pm

Cheers, supes, I think it was only good for video game design and ho's...

Wonder if his new boss is interested in biology at all?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:19 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Cheers, supes, I think it was only good for video game design and ho's...

Did they do any other gardening tools?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:13 am

Yes, trowels...

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:10 am

Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

by **Galted** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:16 am

Morning, Julius. The others are on their way, they just stopped off for a fry-up.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:32 am

Morning Jules and Galted.

Just had a soup.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:01 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

Morning jules. Thought about you the other day whilst sat on the roller and watching a few randy old coffin dodgers on the tennis courts

by **superflyweight** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:02 am

Morning Jules. I was at Tino's memorial service.

I sang a song that I wrote myself called "I am glad that you're dead".

by **superflyweight** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

Morning jules. Thought about you the other day whilst sat on the roller and watching a few randy old coffin dodgers on the tennis courts

How the devil are you sean? I thought about you the other day when I read about a man being imprisoned for p1ssing on a tramp.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:13 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning rick
Morning Galted
Morning super
Morning PJ
Morning Shah
Morning Jeff
Morning Union
Morning Tino
Morning sean
Morning kingraf

Morning jules. Thought about you the other day whilst sat on the roller and watching a few randy old coffin dodgers on the tennis courts

Morning sean. That's a heart-warming sentiment.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:19 am

All good. I wasn’t pissed on. How is everybody? Windows ever been back?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:31 am

We've all grown up and settled into domestic contentment in an upper-middle class suburban life-style, except Shah who can't afford it, with his multiple wives/kids/drug habits.

Windows never came back. His user account says he last logged in at the end of March, but I think that was just the Daily Mirror hacking his account. Nevertheless, I still have a lighted candle in my window(s) in the hope he will return one day.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:37 am

I have moved back in with Frenchie. Life fairly blissful. Work very busy to the extent I have too much on and am physically deteriorating. Need to get a proper van and a helper.

Tips for ascot anyone?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:38 am

Morning, all.

Jeff left us for twitter, Union got stuck in a reverse lineal paradox, raf was involved in a jet-ski fashion incident.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:I have moved back in with Frenchie. Life fairly blissful. Work very busy to the extent I have too much on and am physically deteriorating. Need to get a proper van and a helper.

Tips for ascot anyone?

Yes, wear a top hat.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:41 am

Scrum hat probably more suitable

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:58 am

Yes, that and your summer safari suit. White shoes.

Good to hear you are rolling along well, sean.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:02 pm

I used to have a pair of white canvas shoes back in the 80s. And a very thin white leather tie.

Those were my salad days, slowly being eaten away...

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:17 pm

like mickey Pearce?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:24 pm

No, like David Sylvian.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:18 am

Fist! A aaaaaah, Saviour of the universe....

Morning

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