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It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

Post by Galted on Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:15 pm

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Is this the thread split? I can never keep track. It's a sh*t one if it is.
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Post by superflyweight on Thu 05 Jul 2018, 9:31 am

Been down, isn't it a pity

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 05 Jul 2018, 9:47 am

Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

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Post by superflyweight on Thu 05 Jul 2018, 10:02 am

Well done on resisting the urge not to descend into smut, PJ.

Only 5 posts away from a milestone - will try to think up a cracking double entendre but I find it hard.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 05 Jul 2018, 10:14 am

Lubricant used to free a possum with its head stuck in a jam jar.... in news just to hand. Not sure if it was facing Mecca though...

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/possum-gets-itself-into-sticky-situation-after-head-stuck-in-jam-jar-20180705-p4zpqk.html

Does that help at all Greater Fly?

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Post by superflyweight on Thu 05 Jul 2018, 11:44 am

It's food for thought, PJ.

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 06 Jul 2018, 5:47 am

An unusually warm winter's day here... just under 25 degrees. Bang on the December average.
Apparently a huge cold front is coming though and heavy snow is expected down south... might be some closer to here as well.

Fisht (+10 BST)

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 06 Jul 2018, 9:25 am

English fist.

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Post by Galted on Fri 06 Jul 2018, 9:45 am

Don't read other posts fist fist.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 09 Jul 2018, 7:17 am

Top michaelsing there, Galts.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 09 Jul 2018, 8:38 am

morning rick.

We're Eng-er-land
We're gonna score one more than you.

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Post by Galted on Mon 09 Jul 2018, 8:40 am

rick_dagless wrote:Top michaelsing there, Galts.

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Cheers, Rick. Was approximately a 69-hour michaelsing which seems appropriate.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 09 Jul 2018, 10:55 am

Can I assume we all enjoyed the football without a hitch?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 7:11 am

Possibly an incorrect assumption.

Morning, fist.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 8:09 am

morning dagless. It was indeed hitchless.

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Post by Galted on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 8:56 am

Apologies, I began a long reply to your football post and bored myself so much that I deleted it.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 9:10 am

Galted wrote:Apologies, I began a long reply to your football post and bored myself so much that I deleted it.

So why did you keep this one?

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 9:43 am

Glad to hear you are both well, gents.


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Post by Galted on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 10:30 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Apologies, I began a long reply to your football post and bored myself so much that I deleted it.

So why did you keep this one?

Don't be a Ferrell Johnson.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 10 Jul 2018, 1:17 pm

I'm not Lord Carrington.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 11 Jul 2018, 8:36 am

I'm not the Grand Mufti of Australia Mufti Sheikh Abdel Aziem Al-Afifi.

Good morning all... on this E-day. Go well.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 11 Jul 2018, 10:06 am

But I still see that tackle by rick
And when superfly scored, Galted belting the ball
And Tino dancing

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 11 Jul 2018, 12:09 pm

and Coach Marx twirls his vest in triumph...

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 11 Jul 2018, 12:28 pm

Three weeks 'till thread split....

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:02 am

Morning. All good in the Zagreb hood?

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:06 am

Fair to Modric, mate, you?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:13 am

Not bad. Waistcoat not, want not, I always say.

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Post by Galted on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:22 am

These football puns are pretty dier.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:25 am

You getting lunch from the dele today, Galted?

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Post by Galted on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:31 am

Might do, I think it's alli you can eat for a fiver on Thursday.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:35 am

Five pounds sterling?

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Post by Galted on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 9:58 am

You've got a loftus cheek carrying on with the wordplay.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 10:00 am

Sorry, I'm not trying to trippier up or anything.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 10:08 am

I would think of some more, but I don't have the extra time.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 10:33 am

rick_dagless wrote:I would think of some more, but I don't have the extra time.

You just don't have the stones.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 11:13 am

Commissar relations everybody.
Didn't think England played all that Badelj from the off... but who am I to comment given our guys don't even have Subasic skills of the game.

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Post by Galted on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 11:30 am

You're right PJ, making we shouldn't pickford on our players so much.
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 12:13 pm

Slightly off topic...

I was just driving down a quiet street this evening... well and truly dark but there was some street lighting.

I naturally slowed down as I approached a pedestrian crossing. Not a person in sight though.

Then I noticed a ginger and white cat sitting neatly (as cats do) to one side of the crossing. When I stopped (I swear) it looked at the car and then casually walked across... right in the middle of the stripes. Like a school kid trying to do the right thing.

It was also there when I came back about 20 mins later. Just lurking by the crossing. Caught a glimpse of it in the shadows. However this time it chose not to cross the road. It must have some idea that the crossing is a much safer place. It's right outside a primary school so it probably observes the kids crossing there in droves every day.

Having a lend of me do you think... or just obeying the rules?

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 12:21 pm

We do know that some cats are more intelligent than some people. Galted's cat, for example, frequently gets the better of him.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 12 Jul 2018, 12:44 pm

That cat here is intelligent no doubt. Unfortunately, many do end up in a bad way. Hope this one survives to live a long life.

I saw some spectacular road kill today. Once was a possum... but all I could see was a mass of quite bright orange and red and tufts of fur. It was quite fresh.

I see Trump will be arriving at Stansted shortly. The NATO press Q&A session was most bizarre. He got Russia and China mixed up. And thought Hard Brexit was "heart breaker". Also referred to Ireland as part of the UK. He's doing a great, great job... so great in fact.

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Post by Galted on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:28 am

Fist!
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Post by Galted on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:29 am

And although my cat does regularly outwit me, she now prefers violence to get her way.
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Post by Galted on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:29 am

C*nt.
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:38 am

Morning Galted. Can you give us some recent examples?

I hope it doesn't claw both sides of your head from the top of the sofa when you're occupied watching TV. That would be truly evil.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:29 am

Morning Galted. Can you give us some recent examples?

I hope it claws both sides of your head from the top of the sofa when you're occupied watching TV. That would be truly funny.

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Post by Galted on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:37 am

eg 1 - when I ignore her suppertime miaowing she attacks my stroking wrist hand with her foreclaws and teeth

eg 2 - when I try to remove her from an inconvenient napping position she attacks my hands with her foreclaws, hindclaws and teeth

The little sh*t is sitting next to her bowl now, watching me. Eg 1 is imminent.
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:11 am

Does Galtova cut her claws... not hers; the cat's?

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Post by Galted on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:56 am

She doesn't, I'm not sure that would be a very safe thing to do. The best solution is just to leave the cat alone unless she does the approaching. I'm probably making her out to be worse that she is (the cat) as she is quite a sweet-natured animal, just has a sporadic psychosis. She's been pretty good with the baby despite his continual harassment of her, he finally pushed her too far on Sunday and got a gentle claw in the face. Galtova and Galtichka didn't find it as funny as I did.
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 13 Jul 2018, 1:18 pm

I'm sure Jules would find it funny, hahahahahaha... lol & lmao.. at the same time!

Just realised since I've been doing airbnb for nearly a year, I've hosted about 12 different types of religious believers from over 20 countries... and I've come to the conclusion that we're all the same... us people. Generally speaking of course. That's slightly disappointing actually.

Luckily I've only had to break up one fight... between American "sisters". Like a pair of hissing cats between the SUV and the fence.
Their mom put it down to a long flight and delays in airports. She said it had been a very long day. I said don't worry. Forget about it.

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Post by rick_dagless Today at 6:51 am

Cool story, bro.

Morning, fist, etc.

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Post by Galted Today at 8:11 am

HELLO!!!
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