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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:25 am

I'm not feeling tippity top

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:15 am

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:35 am

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:50 am

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:23 pm

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
But at least I don't look like Jurgen Klopp

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:28 pm

Laugh Laugh Laugh

With a face like Theresa May
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:15 pm

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:28 am

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:26 am

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:29 am

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
I told you there was a price to pay
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:27 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:19 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:53 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:16 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:25 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
When your diet includes lots of pycnogonids
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:38 am

clap

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:40 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:32 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:30 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:46 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
With an aperitif of Peruvian powder.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:23 pm

Laugh clap

Let's get in the festive mood

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:43 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:58 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:03 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:31 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
Then I'll get drunk and do something rude

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:46 am

clap  Laugh clap
Just had another hell of a storm
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:42 am

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:08 pm

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:54 am

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:40 am

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
Causing clouds that are cumulus. not cirriform

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:07 am

Merry Christmas to one and all

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:25 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:36 am

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:24 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
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Post by Galted on Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:02 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
Makes me think that he has a third ball
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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:14 am

Laugh

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:51 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:58 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:07 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse

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Post by Galted on Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:30 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
I'll renew my deep bond with cheap beer
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:50 am

At least we have Brexit to come.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:51 am

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:06 pm

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:18 pm

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:48 pm

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
Based on aliens, and fishes, it's dumb

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:02 am

Almost back to normal, timewise.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:11 am

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise

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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:33 am

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:53 am

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:02 pm

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
We're still baking lemon meringue pies
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