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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 24 Jan 2019, 7:33 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 24 Jan 2019, 9:20 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar
Like a pigmy limbo
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 24 Jan 2019, 10:29 pm

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar
Like a pigmy limbo
Or a crippled bimbo

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Post by Galted on Fri 25 Jan 2019, 8:20 am

That last rhyme was not up to par
It certainly lowered the bar
Like a pigmy limbo
Or a crippled bimbo
Or a b*mmer who's been dealt with by Shah
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 25 Jan 2019, 9:19 am

Laugh clap

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 8:14 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 8:21 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 8:31 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.
It was best to stay home
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 10:30 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.
It was best to stay home
And just crank all alone

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 10:36 am

As the sleet began turning to snow
And trains are refusing to go.
It was best to stay home
And just crank all alone
Is it better to suck or to blow?

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 10:54 am

I'm going with it's better to blow

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 2:28 pm

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 2:29 pm

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 2:49 pm

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean
Who was tending his lawn

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Post by Galted on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 2:53 pm

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean
Now his bumhole is torn
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 2:57 pm

I'm going with it's better to blow
Fair enough, I guess you should know
I consulted with sean
Now his bumhole is torn
Galted - you double-posting 'ho!

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Post by Galted on Wed 30 Jan 2019, 3:23 pm

Laugh

Sorry but there was no warning
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 6:46 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 8:35 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning
Is your bumhole still warm?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 9:09 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning
Is your bumhole still warm?
Is that now the norm?

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 9:18 am

Sorry but there was no warning
You f**ked up, no point in fawning
Is your bumhole still warm?
Is that now the norm?
When my chilblains are currently forming.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 10:19 am

I wish I could get me some sun

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 10:30 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 10:46 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son
The problem is cash

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 10:50 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son
The problem is cash
Try selling hash.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 11:19 am

I wish I could get me some sun
Just go book a holiday, son
The problem is cash
Try selling hash
In brownies, or perhaps in a bun

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 11:25 am

You're always welcome down here
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 11:35 am

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 11:41 am

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer
In Pal's Air BnB

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 12:24 pm

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer
In Pal's Air BnB
The water is free
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 12:35 pm

You're always welcome down here
Me, you, Flipper and a beer
In Pal's Air BnB
The water is free
But the pool is full of diarrhoea

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 12:46 pm

Erm

On the contrary it is crystal clear
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 12:59 pm

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 1:03 pm

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?
No, only baby sharks
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 1:26 pm

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?
No, only baby sharks
With bites worse than barks

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 31 Jan 2019, 1:32 pm

On the contrary it is crystal clear
You mean there's no diarrhoea?
No, only baby sharks
With bites worse than barks
Just do do do do do do, oh dear

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 05 Feb 2019, 2:01 pm

The last time I visited Leeds

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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Feb 2019, 4:26 pm

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 05 Feb 2019, 4:43 pm

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
He said his name was rick

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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Feb 2019, 4:49 pm

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
He said his name was rick
The client-facing prick
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 05 Feb 2019, 4:54 pm

The last time I visited Leeds
I met a man with special needs
He said his name was rick
The client-facing prick
I hope that he never breeds

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Post by Galted on Tue 05 Feb 2019, 5:01 pm

Laugh

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 6:40 am

Laugh c**ts

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 9:56 am

Laugh  c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 11:03 am

Is true on a number of fronts
His bites are worse than his grunts
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 11:06 am

Laugh c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
PJ missed the point

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 11:43 am

Laugh  c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
PJ missed the point
What a right silly coint

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 12:24 pm

Laugh c**ts
Is true on a number of fronts
PJ missed the point
What a right silly coint
They're a right pair of Jeremy Hunts

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Post by Galted on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 1:27 pm

clap

This section is lively today
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 06 Feb 2019, 2:05 pm

This section is lively today
"Please don't michaels it" I say

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