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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Dec 11 2018, 09:25

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Post by Galted on Thu Feb 21 2019, 17:18

How many would understand that last rhyme?
Probably only those who had witnessed the crime
Then had biscuits and tea
And described what they could see
So that now SerialDAVE’s doing time
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Feb 25 2019, 11:30

There's a tea society meeting down under

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Feb 25 2019, 13:03

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Feb 25 2019, 13:15

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
It'll break CC rules

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Feb 25 2019, 14:18

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
It'll break CC rules
And even offend Jules
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Feb 25 2019, 14:21

There's a tea society meeting down under
Which hopefully goes off without a blunder
It'll break CC rules
And even offend Jules
So much that it make me want to chunder

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Feb 25 2019, 14:44

Laugh
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Feb 25 2019, 14:46

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Feb 26 2019, 13:27

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Feb 27 2019, 07:55

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss
And very much old school
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Feb 27 2019, 08:17

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss
And very much old school
The doddering old fool

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Feb 27 2019, 08:19

So the Rickster has outsmarted his boss
Not hard as he has the brains of a hoss
And very much old school
The doddering old fool
He sure lacks that Millennial gloss
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Mar 01 2019, 06:42

This momo irritant is annoying as hell

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Post by Afro on Fri Mar 01 2019, 08:25

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
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Post by Galted on Fri Mar 01 2019, 08:39

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
And the mouth is too wide
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Mar 01 2019, 09:00

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
And the mouth is too wide
The legs, you can't hide.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Mar 01 2019, 09:30

This momo irritant is annoying as hell
The eyes bulging out as they swell
And the mouth is too wide
The legs, you can't hide
Looks like Galtova, far as I can tell.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Mar 04 2019, 08:34

False spring was fun whilst it lasted.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 04 2019, 09:18

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Mar 04 2019, 09:42

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted
The fast starts this week.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 04 2019, 10:15

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted
The fast starts this week
So things look quite bleak

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Mar 04 2019, 10:22

False spring was fun whilst it lasted
And food was fun til I fasted
The fast starts this week
So things look quite bleak
Like an arse that has been sand-blasted
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed Mar 06 2019, 10:06

So who's giving up what, for Lent?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Mar 06 2019, 10:26

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Mar 13 2019, 11:10

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
I'm giving up sanity

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Mar 13 2019, 13:06

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
I'm giving up sanity
But keeping the vanity
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Post by Galted on Wed Mar 13 2019, 16:58

So who's giving up what, for Lent?
After the money for the sacrament I spent
I'm giving up sanity
But keeping the vanity
I’m going to crap in a tent
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Mar 13 2019, 17:37

Laugh

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Mar 14 2019, 08:06

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame.

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Post by Galted on Thu Mar 14 2019, 11:26

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Mar 14 2019, 12:01

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
Many of them blow

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Mar 25 2019, 11:25

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
Many of them blow
Just for the show
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Post by Galted on Mon Mar 25 2019, 12:02

Storm Gareth is a little bit lame
Should’ve given the c*nt a girl’s name
Many of them blow
Just for the show
And you often can't tell if they came
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 25 2019, 12:07

Laugh

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 25 2019, 12:07

What about Cyclone Veronica?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon Mar 25 2019, 13:25

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 25 2019, 14:32

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.
Does she blow or suck?

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Mar 25 2019, 19:47

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.
Does she blow or suck?
Or perhaps clusterf*ck?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Mar 25 2019, 20:11

What about Cyclone Veronica?
It's still not a frightening moniker.
Does she blow or suck?
Or perhaps clusterf*ck?
All I know is she's good on the harmonica

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Mar 28 2019, 14:53

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?

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Post by Afro on Thu Mar 28 2019, 15:50

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 28 2019, 15:51

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?

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Post by Galted on Thu Mar 28 2019, 18:33

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?
Drinking or praying?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Mar 28 2019, 18:48

Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?
Drinking or praying?
Playing sex games while wearing lederhosen

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Post by Afro on Fri Mar 29 2019, 09:38

JuliusHMarx wrote:Which Brexit option would you have chosen?
As the time to decide starts to close in
Pull out or stay in?
Drinking or praying?
Playing sex games while wearing lederhosen

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
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Post by Galted on Fri Mar 29 2019, 10:00


If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Mar 29 2019, 10:17

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
Do they give you the horn?

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Mar 29 2019, 10:25

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
Do they give you the horn?
Only combined with dwarf porn

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Mar 29 2019, 10:33

If that had been one of indicative votes, it would have got all the tory votes
I prefer sex games with goats
Do they give you the horn?
Only combined with dwarf porn
Sounds good, let me take down some notes.

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Post by Galted on Fri Mar 29 2019, 10:43

Laugh clap
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