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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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I'm not feeling tippity top

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Post by Afro on Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm

Brilliant clap clap clap
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:02 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:06 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:18 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 08 Apr 2019, 10:14 am

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze
I have nothing to lose

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 9:47 am

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze
I have nothing to lose
Except my copy of Schindler's List

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 10:06 am

Laugh

That last one was suitably bizarre

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 10:27 am

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 11:22 am

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 12:19 pm

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel
Or a cake made of steel

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 12:30 pm

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel
Or a cake made of steel
Or Danny Drinkwater sober in a bar

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 1:08 pm

Laugh

It's hard to find good people these days

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Post by Galted on Tue 09 Apr 2019, 3:42 pm

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:43 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:52 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?
That they can barely be seen

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Post by Galted on Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:25 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?
That they can barely be seen
No matter how intently you gaze
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 10 Apr 2019, 3:09 pm

clap Laugh

I once had an itch on my toe

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 10 Apr 2019, 3:19 pm

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:37 pm

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 6:59 am

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini
So the old man could see me

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:30 am

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini
So the old man could see me
Where he got the Viagra, I don't know

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:13 am

The Viagra was procured from sean.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:44 am

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 12:15 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 12:16 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird
At least so I've heard

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 11 Apr 2019, 2:14 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird
At least so I've heard
As a substitute for watching dog porn

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:40 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 17 Apr 2019, 1:19 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime

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Post by Galted on Wed 17 Apr 2019, 1:24 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 17 Apr 2019, 2:16 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
Just so we are clear

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 17 Apr 2019, 2:22 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
Just so we are clear
I'll have a lager and lime

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Post by rick_dagless Today at 8:21 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight.

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Post by Pal Joey Today at 9:07 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight

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