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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by Afro Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:07 pm

Brilliant clap clap clap
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:02 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:06 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 04 Apr 2019, 12:18 pm

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 08 Apr 2019, 10:14 am

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze
I have nothing to lose

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 09 Apr 2019, 9:47 am

I didn't want to ruin my fist
By shoving it into a cyst
Getting coated in septic ooze
I have nothing to lose
Except my copy of Schindler's List

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 09 Apr 2019, 10:06 am

Laugh

That last one was suitably bizarre

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 09 Apr 2019, 10:27 am

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 09 Apr 2019, 11:22 am

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 09 Apr 2019, 12:19 pm

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel
Or a cake made of steel

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 09 Apr 2019, 12:30 pm

That last one was suitably bizarre
Like a left-handed strung sitar
Or a triangular wheel
Or a cake made of steel
Or Danny Drinkwater sober in a bar

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 09 Apr 2019, 1:08 pm

Laugh

It's hard to find good people these days

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Post by Galted Tue 09 Apr 2019, 3:42 pm

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:43 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:52 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?
That they can barely be seen

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Post by Galted Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:25 am

It's hard to find good people these days
When they hide behind lampposts sideways
What on Earth does that mean?
That they can barely be seen
No matter how intently you gaze

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 10 Apr 2019, 3:09 pm

clap Laugh

I once had an itch on my toe

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 10 Apr 2019, 3:19 pm

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:37 pm

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 11 Apr 2019, 6:59 am

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini
So the old man could see me

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:30 am

I once had an itch on my toe
As did my camel and so
I adjusted my bikini
So the old man could see me
Where he got the Viagra, I don't know

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:13 am

The Viagra was procured from sean.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:44 am

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 11 Apr 2019, 12:15 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 11 Apr 2019, 12:16 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird
At least so I've heard

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 11 Apr 2019, 2:14 pm

The Viagra was procured from sean
Who takes it whilst mowing the lawn
And when chasing bird
At least so I've heard
As a substitute for watching dog porn

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:40 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 17 Apr 2019, 1:19 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime

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Post by Galted Wed 17 Apr 2019, 1:24 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 17 Apr 2019, 2:16 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
Just so we are clear

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 17 Apr 2019, 2:22 pm

I'm bored so I'm starting a rhyme
Try listening to some grime
I’ll interject here
Just so we are clear
I'll have a lager and lime

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 24 Apr 2019, 8:21 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 24 Apr 2019, 9:07 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 29 Apr 2019, 7:45 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight
The film was superb.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 30 Apr 2019, 1:42 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight
The film was superb
So I wrote in my blurb:

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Post by Galted Tue 30 Apr 2019, 6:16 am

I'm looking forward to the cinema tonight
Whilst obviously avoiding the limelight
The film was superb
So I wrote in my blurb:
“My nipples both lean to the right”

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 30 Apr 2019, 8:28 am

Laugh clap

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 01 May 2019, 8:31 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 01 May 2019, 10:50 pm

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 09 May 2019, 7:22 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration
Of working out WTF

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 09 May 2019, 9:39 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration
Of working out WTF
I'm all out of luck

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 09 May 2019, 9:59 am

That sounds like a Hungarian translation
Which further adds to the frustration
Of working out WTF
I'm all out of luck
Think it's Wet Throbbing Fornication

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Post by Galted Thu 09 May 2019, 10:07 am

clap clap

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 10 May 2019, 12:43 pm

clap

So the first night was managed with such aplomb

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 10 May 2019, 1:13 pm

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon 13 May 2019, 7:20 am

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb
The leading man didn't freeze

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 13 May 2019, 9:58 am

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb
The leading man didn't freeze
Well, not much, if you please

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Post by Galted Mon 13 May 2019, 10:54 am

So the first night was managed with such aplomb
Thank God it was good and didn't bomb
The leading man didn't freeze
Well, not much, if you please
Like he'd spent his first day in the Somme

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Post by nadeem2099 Mon 13 May 2019, 12:10 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league
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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 13 May 2019, 12:15 pm

The scousers were so close to winning the league
Like they used to do with Kevin Keeg

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