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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:38 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:08 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats
Which have since passed away
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:18 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats
Which have since passed away
After Andrew Dice Clay

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:48 am

Anyone had any pet rats?
No, just guinea pigs and cats
Which have since passed away
After Andrew Dice Clay
Urinated on Sultan Pepper's hats
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:34 am

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow

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Post by Galted on Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:02 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:50 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
I've never seen it

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Post by Galted on Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:00 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
I've never seen it
well you should when they screen it
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:13 pm

Brexit is still a 5h1tshow
like The Room starring Tommy Wiseau
I've never seen it
well you should when they screen it
I might. I might not. I dunno.

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Post by Galted on Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:54 pm

clap

quite a good one considering the break
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:05 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:22 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
Veronica or Ricki?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:16 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
Veronica or Ricki?
I'm not that picky
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Post by Galted on Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:51 pm

quite a good one considering the break
in the bodybag at the bottom of the lake
Veronica or Ricki?
I'm not that picky
just as long as her knockers aren't fake
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Post by Pal Joey on Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:15 am

Laugh
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Post by rick_dagless on Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:55 am

If they were fake she would float back up

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:35 pm

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:45 am

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up
As the serial numbers
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Post by Afro on Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:02 pm

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up
As the serial numbers
Show the length of her slumbers
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:54 pm

If they were fake she would float back up
Laugh? It would make me crack up
As the serial numbers
Show the length of her slumbers
Back to the days when it was OK to black-up

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Post by Afro on Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:10 am

Laugh

In homage to Justin Trudeau
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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:23 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:29 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
Then dipped it in oil
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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:32 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
Then dipped it in oil
got behind Susan Boyle
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:10 am

In homage to Justin Trudeau
I blacked up a broken dildo
Then dipped it in oil
got behind Susan Boyle
And gave a right good time to SuBo

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:15 am

Laugh

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Post by Afro on Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:48 am

clapclapclap
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:03 am

I'm bored of the election already.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:16 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy

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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:22 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy
can we vote for Chuck Norris?
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:33 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy
can we vote for Chuck Norris?
To roundhouse fat Boris

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Post by Afro on Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:57 am

I'm bored of the election already
I'd rather listen to Helen Reddy
can we vote for Chuck Norris?
To roundhouse fat Boris
So he's dead in the ditch like he saidy
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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:09 am

clap clap

I thought that was dead at line four
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Post by Afro on Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:53 am

I thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
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Post by rick_dagless on Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:00 am

I thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
Afro saved the day.

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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:39 am

thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
Afro saved the day
with some tricky wordplay
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Post by Afro on Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:31 pm

thought that was dead at line four
But that was only before
Afro saved the day
with some tricky wordplay
and a hatred of that Tory lady of loose morals bore
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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:39 pm

Laugh

just so you know wh0re's acceptable here
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Post by Afro on Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:39 pm

just so you know wh0re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
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Post by Galted on Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:58 pm

just so you know wh*re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
'tw*t' too is okay
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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:55 pm

just so you know wh*re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
'tw*t' too is okay
but dyke is a nay
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Post by Galted on Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:04 pm

just so you know wh*re's acceptable here
but was going for comedy cheer
'tw*t' too is okay
but dyke is a nay
though I'm not sure about 'lady queer'
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Post by Pal Joey on Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:11 pm

Laugh clap

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
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Post by Galted on Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:42 am

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:13 am

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
The fridge door creaked
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:56 pm

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
The fridge door creaked
But the milk had leaked

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Post by Galted on Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:36 pm

Galtova's cat was lying in wait
using a bottle of cider as bait
The fridge door creaked
But the milk had leaked
this rhyme's ok but I wouldn't call it great
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:06 am

This one will up the game

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Post by Galted on Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:28 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
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Post by Afro on Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:59 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
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