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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 12 Nov 2019, 10:19 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
Probably not, I'm a dick

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 12 Nov 2019, 10:26 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
Probably not, I'm a dick
Just go and ask my old flame
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 09 Dec 2019, 9:46 am

It's for the first festive rhyme.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 20 Dec 2019, 9:22 am

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 20 Dec 2019, 9:04 pm

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 20 Dec 2019, 10:21 pm

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
Nor is Jesus for adoption

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 20 Dec 2019, 10:27 pm

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
Nor is Jesus for adoption
With Stars Wars on the decline
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 23 Dec 2019, 7:49 am

Last day in work thank f**k

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 23 Dec 2019, 7:56 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:11 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:13 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food
For the ungrateful brood

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:43 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food
For the ungrateful brood
They make me want to upchuck

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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 03 Jan 2020, 8:45 am

vomit

I think I ate too much fruit
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Post by Galted on Fri 03 Jan 2020, 9:32 am

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
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Post by Pal Joey on Fri 03 Jan 2020, 9:38 am

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 03 Jan 2020, 2:50 pm

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
And the buttocks parted

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Post by Galted on Fri 03 Jan 2020, 2:58 pm

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
And the buttocks parted
he lubed the first inch of his chute
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 07 Jan 2020, 11:22 am

I quite fancy simulating a goat

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 07 Jan 2020, 1:29 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 07 Jan 2020, 8:03 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 08 Jan 2020, 3:54 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well
My collar has a bell

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 08 Jan 2020, 4:35 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well
My collar has a bell
And I like licking my farmer's scrote.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 09 Jan 2020, 6:48 am

This was always going to end in balls.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 09 Jan 2020, 8:31 am

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 09 Jan 2020, 8:38 pm

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 09 Jan 2020, 9:26 pm

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming
As Vasco da Gama
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 09 Jan 2020, 10:35 pm

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming
As Vasco da Gama
It's all gone a bit pithy mopoke

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Post by rick_dagless on Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:01 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines

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Post by Galted on Fri 10 Jan 2020, 8:05 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 13 Jan 2020, 7:39 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?

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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:15 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?
The half Canadian coquette
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 13 Jan 2020, 11:56 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?
The half Canadian coquette
Who ironically was shoite at these rhymes

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Post by Galted on Mon 13 Jan 2020, 3:19 pm

Laugh clap
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Post by Pal Joey on Mon 13 Jan 2020, 6:34 pm

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 13 Jan 2020, 8:45 pm

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis

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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 14 Jan 2020, 6:44 am

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled

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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 14 Jan 2020, 6:50 am

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled
And sometimes he yelled
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Post by rick_dagless on Tue 14 Jan 2020, 7:27 am

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled
And sometimes he yelled
At cast members who ruin the merchant of venice

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