The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Nov 2019, 10:19 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
Probably not, I'm a dick

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Nov 2019, 10:26 am

This one will up the game
If not we have Dagless to blame
Will it be slick like rick?
Probably not, I'm a dick
Just go and ask my old flame

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Dec 2019, 9:46 am

It's for the first festive rhyme.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2019, 9:22 am

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Dec 2019, 9:04 pm

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2019, 10:21 pm

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
Nor is Jesus for adoption

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 Dec 2019, 10:27 pm

It's for the first festive rhyme
Cos it's nearly Christmas-time
Sin is not an option
Nor is Jesus for adoption
With Stars Wars on the decline

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Dec 2019, 7:49 am

Last day in work thank f**k

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2019, 7:56 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:11 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:13 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food
For the ungrateful brood

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec 2019, 10:43 am

Last day in work thank f**k
So it's time to load up the truck
With presents and food
For the ungrateful brood
They make me want to upchuck

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Jan 2020, 8:45 am

I think I ate too much fruit

by **Galted** Fri 03 Jan 2020, 9:32 am

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute

by **Pal Joey** Fri 03 Jan 2020, 9:38 am

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2020, 2:50 pm

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
And the buttocks parted

by **Galted** Fri 03 Jan 2020, 2:58 pm

I think I ate too much fruit
sang the gay homophobe with his lute
As the rumbling started
And the buttocks parted
he lubed the first inch of his chute

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Jan 2020, 11:22 am

I quite fancy simulating a goat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Jan 2020, 1:29 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Jan 2020, 8:03 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jan 2020, 3:54 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well
My collar has a bell

by **superflyweight** Wed 08 Jan 2020, 4:35 pm

I quite fancy simulating a goat
And without wanting to gloat...
I bleat very well
My collar has a bell
And I like licking my farmer's scrote.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jan 2020, 6:48 am

This was always going to end in balls.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jan 2020, 8:31 am

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jan 2020, 8:38 pm

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Jan 2020, 9:26 pm

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming
As Vasco da Gama

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jan 2020, 10:35 pm

This was always going to end in balls.
As the maid tried to go about her chores
PJ's not rhyming
As Vasco da Gama
It's all gone a bit pithy mopoke

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:01 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines

by **Galted** Fri 10 Jan 2020, 8:05 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 Jan 2020, 7:39 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:15 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?
The half Canadian coquette

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 13 Jan 2020, 11:56 am

Well that was a pointless 5 lines
like a fork without any tines
Was that by Morissette?
The half Canadian coquette
Who ironically was shoite at these rhymes

by **Galted** Mon 13 Jan 2020, 3:19 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Jan 2020, 6:34 pm

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 13 Jan 2020, 8:45 pm

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Jan 2020, 6:44 am

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled

by **Pal Joey** Tue 14 Jan 2020, 6:50 am

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled
And sometimes he yelled

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Jan 2020, 7:27 am

Some bald pudgy c*nt playing tennis
Whose name was Jules and not Dennis
At doubles he excelled
And sometimes he yelled
At cast members who ruin the merchant of venice

by **Pal Joey** Mon 03 Feb 2020, 9:24 am

I'd rather be frozen than burned

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 03 Feb 2020, 12:29 pm

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Feb 2020, 7:35 am

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.
So when the oven gets hot

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Feb 2020, 10:04 pm

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.
So when the oven gets hot
But the freezer is not

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Feb 2020, 10:10 pm

I'd rather be frozen than burned
It's from experience this has been learned.
So when the oven gets hot
But the freezer is not
I'll sleep like a log overturned

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Feb 2020, 8:42 am

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Feb 2020, 8:45 am

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Feb 2020, 11:04 am

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft
Pelosi was torn

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Feb 2020, 11:10 am

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft
Pelosi was torn
Like septuagenarian porn

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Feb 2020, 11:15 am

Trump dodged impeachment like the draft
Unlike a Salem witch practising witchcraft
Pelosi was torn
Like septuagenarian porn
Of which Ivana practices the craft

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Feb 2020, 8:02 am

That last rhyme was a bit cack

by **Galted** Tue 25 Feb 2020, 8:29 am

That last rhyme was a bit cack
the meter was gloriously slack

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