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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Tue 05 Mar 2019, 12:01 am

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?

2. What is the best cheese?

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?

4. What are the best football boots?

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?

6. Was Harry Kane offside?

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?

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Post by Renege Tue 05 Mar 2019, 8:24 am

1. I think I can easily guess what it was

2. Mozzarella, but also a fan of halloumi, so it really can’t be that hipster

3. One would probably be better than a question like this!

4. Probably copas just now. Favourite ever were the Adidas predator manias.

5. ..... nice lazy English armchair fan view that misses the point, you should work for the daily mail. Rodgers bleated on about a being Celtic fan, and then left half way through a season, the night before a big game taking two key staff with him. It’s the timing and way he’s left that’s annoyed most of them. He was always going to leave for more money, especially when opinion of him in Scotland was starting to turn, sure that might have trickled down South, eventually

6. Defenders just aren’t as good at claiming things as Harry

7. Everton, the perpetual mid table team. Not fighting relegation and never challenging for any trophies, even worse that when they do get into Europe they don’t even care.

8. Tubes from Soccer am when it was good.

9. This is now the voice I’m going to read all your comments in

10. PPI Salesman

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Post by Afro Tue 05 Mar 2019, 9:15 am

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?

It was a game that always felt like a good idea, but then descended into arguments and went on too long so that I was bored of it. Putting Azzy in charge might seem like a terrible idea, but its a bit like putting the naughty child at school in charge of something that's not that important. Like making sure the pencils are sharpened. It gives them a sense of purpose and keeps them out of trouble.

Plus it took his mind of burning the boat down!

2. What is the best cheese?

I really like White Stilton, and I'm with Marky on Halloumi tbh. Bit of Halloumi on top of a burger and then grilled for a bit is quality.

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?

Maybe 3, but then I class this as a question about the actual competition. Think I used to try and do 3 questions on the league/cup, 3 questions on something happening in the world of sport and then 4 on anything else, random or not.

4. What are the best football boots?

I have no idea. I'm past the stage of wearing boots, so I'll put my old man hat and say any of the ones that aren't white or another bright colour.

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?

We don't. They are happily going along in their on world thinking Celtic and Rangers are big jobs, so let them think it. They aren't harming anyone and it keeps them happy.

6. Was Harry Kane offside?

I haven't seen it tbh, so I'm going to say yes, probably.

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?

Pre-Solskjaer it would have been United easily. Now I don't think there is anyone that really bores me, so that probably means the right answer is Everton. Perhaps they are boring if you don't have the emotional attachment

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?

Maybe showing my age again, but Trigger from Only Fools and Horses. Many of my "laugh so hard drink comes out my nose" are from him

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?

Yes. I'm pretty sure someone has told me multiple times daily on the radio.

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?

He's a genetic pimp. This means he pushes people into the sex industry, but only with people with a blood connection
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Tue 05 Mar 2019, 9:20 am

I should be better than asking a question just to wind someone up, but I got Bam last week so it’s the Scots this week Very Happy

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Post by Azzy Tue 05 Mar 2019, 9:26 am

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?
The Azzrentice was my beautiful child. It pitted fake online managerial managers against each other and forced them to do things that didn't come naturally to them - like work as part of a team, communicate well, use their brains, lose with grace, etc.

And it's a ship, not a boat. See what I said about using their brains?

2. What is the best cheese?
The best cheese is NO CHEESE.

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?
All of them, because it's basically turned into a cheese-fest and who gives a flying fluck?

4. What are the best football boots?
No idea. I haven't worn footy boots since 2001.

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?
Well you can't, because it isn't. Being in charge of a perennial mid-table outfit with cr@p players isn't better than winning 93 trophies in 5 years.

6. Was Harry Kane offside?
When? You'd have me actually watch football? Couldn't care less about Harry, Spurs, or the Premier League. Or whatever competition he was playing in.

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?
West Ham. They were once purveyors of the beautiful game, but are now hoof-ball addicts who rely on one good player every season to bail them out. PDC, Payet, Arnautovic, that club needs some balls.

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
Dani from Babestation.

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?
Yes, you told me that when you moved your £40k of credit card debt across. You should have bought cheaper coke and hookers.

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?
Six-fingered glove tester.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Tue 05 Mar 2019, 9:33 am

Interestingly, my answer to that question will also have a dig at uournlot!

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Post by Renege Tue 05 Mar 2019, 10:04 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I should be better than asking a question just to wind someone up, but I got Bam last week so it’s the Scots this week Very Happy
Laugh I don’t think it’s the first time you’ve reeled me in, hook line and sinker!

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Post by Marky Tue 05 Mar 2019, 10:53 am

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?
Azzy run version of The Apprentice. We needed distracting from life. Azzy was that distraction. The Azzrentice was a success the time I won it, but the following season he fired me first up without valid reasons (instead of Viva) and unsurprisingly the interest fell away.

2. What is the best cheese?
It's Halloumi. Get over it.

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?
Absolutely none. We already dislike this league secretly.

4. What are the best football boots?
Adidas Predators, the ones Beckham wore. Unreal boots.

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?
We have to break it to them carefully, it's a touchy subject.

6. Was Harry Kane offside?
Of course he was. All this nonsense of "he hadn't headed the ball yet", he was going for the ball while in an offside position Laugh

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?
Honestly, mine. I've no interest in watching Crawley these days. Still want them to do well but home games are dull as.

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
Tough one. Probably Randy Marsh. But so many great ones.

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?
I can? Well why has nobody said this before?

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?
Balaclava model

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Post by Fluxy Tue 05 Mar 2019, 11:04 am

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?
"It looked like a bit of a mess, looking on from the outside, although it was interesting to see the ideas that came up."

2. What is the best cheese?
"I'll stick with what I said in Sheep and go with Stilton. Although barbecued Halloumi is lush"

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?
"Perhaps at least two, but depends on what has happened that week I guess, to create talking points."

4. What are the best football boots?
"These bad boys..." 16th Press Conferences (week 14 matches) 552c75a0c361e570975d8502923eacfc

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?
"It just is, simples..."

6. Was Harry Kane offside?
"I haven't seen the incident, but possession is nine-tenths of the law apparently"

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?
"I would go with Celtic, guaranteed to win something each season and won't really do any damage in the Champions League every year."

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
"Carlton from Fresh Prince is good for a laugh, but my favourite character would probably have to be Joey from Friends." 

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?
"Someone had just popped into the club and told the Chairman the same thing, he's increasing our transfer budget as we speak"

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?
"The before model"

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Post by Trebs Tue 05 Mar 2019, 1:06 pm

1. The Azzrentice was one of the best things we did on this league. I think the question is why aren't we encouraging Azzy to restart it ASAP.

2. None. Azzy is spot on with this.

3. Half. I find your lack of questions on the league quite disturbing to be honest. I may have to write next week's questions to ensure that they are done right.

4. I got a pair from Nike Outlet for £20 which have served me well the last three or four years, so them.

5. I'm wondering if Fan is having a meltdown somewhere. The Leicester job is certainly the bigger job, but the timing is awful. Couldn't they have sorted it at the end of the season? I also thought Claude Puel showed an admirable trust in youth as well, in his defense.

6. Yes he was marginally offside. It was an incorrect, but understandable decision. When you see these in real time, you've got no idea whether players are on or not.

7. I wouldn't say I find any team boring, per se. I find elements of football boring, but certainly not an individual team.

8. Elliot Alderson, Gerald Ford, the Man in Black, the woman Amy Adams plays in Sharp Objects? There's so many...

9. Is there any way I can consolidate all my league duties into one low manageable chunk?

10. Pro Wrestler? I guess getting paid to play fight isn't all bad.

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Post by Azzy Tue 05 Mar 2019, 1:11 pm

Trebs wrote:1. The Azzrentice was one of the best things we did on this league. I think the question is why aren't we encouraging Azzy to restart it ASAP.

2. None. Azzy is spot on with this.
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Post by TwisT Tue 05 Mar 2019, 3:28 pm

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?

Because special people need encouragement to succeed in life

2. What is the best cheese?

Chedder. Always.

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?

I would say half but it does make doing it more enjoyable

4. What are the best football boots?

Messi's

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?

Former premier league champions.....Not a bad tag

6. Was Harry Kane offside?

Yes

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?

Chelsea. Same old same old.

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?

Probably Homer Simpson. Would having a real life Simpsons with human actors spoil it?

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?

Yes....trying to at moment.

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?

He doesn't have one. Just whores himself out

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Post by Fernando Tue 05 Mar 2019, 3:49 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him? A poor man's Odrentice & Because no one plays Mafia anyway

2. What is the best cheese? Cheddar

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running? Zero

4. What are the best football boots? Black ones with blacks laces

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic? Slip it on their JSA payment payslips

6. Was Harry Kane offside? No because it weren't given and you play to the whistle

7. Which football team do you find the most boring? Watford

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever? Adrian Permento

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee? Cool i guess

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job? He works for the NHS somehow

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Post by Marky Tue 05 Mar 2019, 4:08 pm

Marky wrote:8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
Tough one. Probably Randy Marsh. But so many great ones.

I'm changing my answer to Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell.

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Post by Take a boo Tue 05 Mar 2019, 4:52 pm

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?
Whatever it was I’m sure he would have found a way of making Takefusa Kubo the winner

2. What is the best cheese?
Tangy cheese Doritos

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?
Probably a couple, I’ll take any opportunity to big up the mighty FGR

4. What are the best football boots?
Copa Mundials

5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?
By including a question about it in this weeks press conference

6. Was Harry Kane offside?
Haven’t seen it but I’ll say yes, 100%

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?
Everton for sure

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
Stringer Bell

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?
I do now

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?
A dolphin trainer

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Post by nadeem2099 Wed 06 Mar 2019, 11:38 am

1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?
The Azzrentice was a spinoff of the widely known Apprentice tv show. There were less annoying people in it and the tasks given were very good. We need a new season!

2. What is the best cheese?
IMHO the best cheese is a cheeseburger.

3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?
About 2-3. The rest should be about other important stuff like food and politics.

4. What are the best football boots?
These are not bad.
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5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?
We make a movie about it. After watching it the Scot's will come to their senses.

6. Was Harry Kane offside?
Harry Kane was born offside.

7. Which football team do you find the most boring?
Atletico Madrid  vomit

8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
Heisenberg from breaking bad.

9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?
Doesn't everybody already know this.

10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?
As Sun Tzu once famously said "It matters not what a person does in his spare time. If he is finding other means of coin apart from war than he is free to do so, as long as he is not a spy. If he wishes to sell his body to the eunuch's of the North for some extra coin, it matters not as long as he is ready for war"
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Sat 09 Mar 2019, 1:37 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:1. What the hell was the Azzrentice and why did you encourage him?
No answer so far has been sufficient 
2. What is the best cheese?
Cheddar 
3. How many of these questions should be related to the actual competition we're running?
None
4. What are the best football boots?
Puma Kings or Adidas Predators
5. How do we break it to Scottish people that Leicester is a far better job than Celtic?
They break it to themselves on blankets
6. Was Harry Kane offside?
Yes
7. Which football team do you find the most boring?
West Brom always have had a pointless existence 
8. Who is your favourite TV character ever?
One of Kryten, Troy McClure, Homer Simpson, Lenny, Randy Marsh or Mark Corrigan 
9. Did you know you can consolidate all your monthly debts into one low, affordable monthly fee?
Explain how
10. What do you think Olly actually does as a job?
somethig sinister 

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