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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 26 Jun 2019, 8:30 am

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Soft thread split, hard thread split, no-deal thread split. Who gives a sh!t as long as we get a thread split by the 8:31 deadline.

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Post by Galted on Tue 13 Aug 2019, 10:03 am

That would be you, PJ. There's a great deal of responsibility associated with it so, if you need support or advice, you're probably best off waiting until Julius wakes up.
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Post by Pal Joey on Tue 13 Aug 2019, 10:22 am

G'day Galted. Yeah, he might be having a look at the Brexit thread. Pretty quiet everywhere else.
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Post by Galted on Tue 13 Aug 2019, 11:19 am

He might've gone on a between-job bender, probably riding around in a stolen police car as we speak.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 7:05 am

Fisticuffs

Whattup, notches?

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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 8:08 am

Morning. Not much, the search for Julius is ongoing, I'm waiting for a reward to be offered before I join in.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 8:29 am

I was up in Glasgow yesterday for an interview. I've already been offered one job, which would be a very good one to take, but with quite a long commute. The one yesterday is home-based and would also be a very good job, so if they also offer that to me, I'll have to think carefully about which one to take.

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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 9:18 am

That's good news.

With a bit of luck your first feature film is a farce about a man doing two jobs at the same time with neither company knowing about the other.
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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 11:22 am

Yeah, a movie about identical twins who wreak havoc in the film industry but it all falls apart when they both win the Best Director Award in a tie.
One of them (the real Jules) then apologises for the apparent confusion of identity... just as the holograph machine starts to malfunction.
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Post by Galted on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 11:59 am

And ends up with Julius running amok in a stolen police car.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 14 Aug 2019, 1:18 pm

car chase:

A bit like this.

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 15 Aug 2019, 8:56 am

Fistula.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 15 Aug 2019, 9:07 am

Segundo-la

How's trix, Jules? All OK?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 15 Aug 2019, 9:26 am

All good PJ. I was offered the second job, and after some consideration as to which one was the best to go for, I have verbally accepted it.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 15 Aug 2019, 9:33 am

That's the work from home job... Glasgow interview one?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 15 Aug 2019, 9:41 am

Yep. It's a big SAP consultancy, so I feel I'm moving up in the world.

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Post by Pal Joey on Thu 15 Aug 2019, 9:56 am

Good work.
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Post by Galted on Fri 16 Aug 2019, 8:24 am

It's a relief to get a fist in before the weekend.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04 am

A weekend michaelsing would have been a bonus.

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Post by Galted on Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:44 am

There's always next week.

I hope Dagless wasn't Peter Duncan.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Fri 16 Aug 2019, 5:37 pm

As of 5 pm I'm now officially not working, but on a paid notice period for the next 5 weeks until I start my new job. Can't be bad!

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Post by Galted on Fri 16 Aug 2019, 7:21 pm

Congrats, impressed with how you turned it around. And with a minimum of maudlin solo-drinking.
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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 6:38 am

Morning, all, congrats Jules, chuffed for you

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 10:31 am

If the fist doesn't fist, can the sicond fist?

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 10:56 am

Top jokes at the Fringe

1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel

2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott

3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones

4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert

5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith

6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith

7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff

8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford

9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons

10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 12:30 pm

1, 4, 7, 8 are the best four imho.

I thought of a joke the other day.
A man walked into a bar. 'Cos they didn't raise it high enough.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 12:34 pm

2,3,9 for me.

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Post by rick_dagless on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 1:17 pm

Golf board be crazy.

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Post by Galted on Mon 19 Aug 2019, 6:51 pm

1 and 4 for me. I wonder how long until I forget then remember them and think I came up with them.
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Post by Galted on Tue 20 Aug 2019, 9:47 am

I is fist.

Wicked.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Aug 2019, 10:24 am

I is not Ben Unwin.

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Post by Galted on Tue 20 Aug 2019, 2:26 pm

Dat iz wicked bruv, I fink maybe it is Ricko innit?
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 20 Aug 2019, 5:00 pm

sho nuff, most def

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 6:37 am

Fist, no idea what anyone is banging on about, I have been away too long.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 8:15 am

Me neither. Sicond.

How goes it, rick? Is your trip to the Antipodes still on... or is the case now closed?
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 8:28 am

Glad it is not just me.

Alas not, Peej, that was work related and fell through for the time being, however if the opportunity arises again, I will definitely let you know, as it would be fun!

How goes life?

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 8:55 am

It's all good thanks mate.

Delightful weather and I'm busy most days.

The final Final review of my new Website is early tomorrow morning. I can see live updates - they did quite a lot since Monday - when I had to refrain from sinking the boot into 'the website girl' and gave her a chance to get the production crew's act together. It's all coming along nicely now.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 8:59 am

You got someone else to do your web-site? Pah! I did all of mine myself.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 9:01 am

Happy days, did you send the link to your site? Or are you waiting for go-live?

Weather is up and down here, and is mainly grey today. At the York Ebor races this weekend, an event I truly enjoy, but never have any luck at. Also I keep forgetting that it is a bank holiday this weekend, and then remembering is a joyous thing.

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Post by Pal Joey on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 9:11 am

rick_dagless wrote:Happy days, did you send the link to your site?  Or are you waiting for go-live?

Weather is up and down here, and is mainly grey today.  At the York Ebor races this weekend, an event I truly enjoy, but never have any luck at.  Also I keep forgetting that it is a bank holiday this weekend, and then remembering is a joyous thing.

Waiting for go live.

JuliusHMarx wrote:You got someone else to do your web-site? Pah! I did all of mine myself.

I've done them in the past but realised I couldn't compete with people who do these things for a living. Certain buttons, links and other things I wanted on the site were beyond my expertise so I outsourced it. I can always go into it myself now and edit their stuff and add bits anytime.
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Post by Galted on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 10:29 am

Yesterday a shepherd asked me if I could help him round up 29 sheep. I said 'no problem, that's 30 sheep'.

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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 11:18 am

Great effort, Galts, you made it to 2 days!

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Post by Galted on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 11:41 am

Cheers, Rick, I'm considering going professional with my joke.
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Post by rick_dagless on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 2:29 pm

Just had lunch and got tomato sauce on my hands then rubbed my eyes getting sauce in them which stung.

Wish I hadn't done it, but that's Heinz sight for you.

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Post by superflyweight on Wed 21 Aug 2019, 2:46 pm

What do you call an Italian man with a prosthetic foot?

Roberto.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 22 Aug 2019, 6:35 am

Fe, fi, fo fist.

Morning

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Post by Galted on Thu 22 Aug 2019, 9:23 am

Morning. Sedate sicond to follow a fairytale fist.
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Post by superflyweight on Thu 22 Aug 2019, 12:36 pm

A tranquil turd.

It's deader than one of sean's preferred sexual conquests on here.

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Post by Galted on Thu 22 Aug 2019, 1:46 pm

I hope potential returning posters like Jeff, Tino and Sean haven’t been put off by the new name.
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Post by JuliusHMarx on Thu 22 Aug 2019, 1:59 pm

Maybe we should change it to the Action Netball Society.

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Post by rick_dagless on Thu 22 Aug 2019, 2:24 pm

Maybe if it was Action Netball Tea Society, the acronym may tempt Tino back.

I've been doing c**ting half year reviews all day, I hate them, hate them all.

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