West Ham Thread

by sodhat Sun 07 Aug 2011, 3:00 pm

First topic message reminder :

Didn't play badly but just cannot put it in the net. We may have signed Carew this week but we need a goalscorer like a Chopra, Miller or Phillips. Until then we will continue to get rolled over.

We didn't deserve to lose that one, but good luck to Cardiff, great set of fans and a passionate club. We will just have to get those three points back later!

by NickisBHAFC Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:30 pm

Christ, you really have it in for me lol

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:30 pm

Infamy! Infamy!

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:59 pm

3 wins in a row and 4 clean sheets... Shocked

Sounds like Adrian was on top form in goal... clap

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 23 Feb 2014, 11:24 pm

4 wins in a row. clap

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 26 Mar 2014, 10:06 pm

Three losses in a row but somewhat fortunate win against Hull brings us up to 34 points.

by sodhat Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:11 am

Fans booed at the end even though we won Laugh

I'm not sure how many more seasons Allardyce will get. I would be very surprised to see him in charge for the first game after the move. Maybe even this summer will see it reassessed.

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 01 Apr 2014, 11:42 pm

Up to 37 points with the win away at Sunderland. Must be very close to safety.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 01 Apr 2014, 11:58 pm

Corporalhumblebucket wrote:Up to 37 points with the win away at Sunderland. Must be very close to safety.

Your safe now corporal for me, no way Sunderland make37 points now.

Should be looking up!! Wink

by sodhat Wed 02 Apr 2014, 10:22 am

We're not safe. We're never safe.

by NickisBHAFC Sun 27 Apr 2014, 8:13 pm

Few of my mates went for a night out in Essex on Saturday, saw Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan out. Showed me pictures, Carroll looked so hammered! Love that bloke!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sun 27 Apr 2014, 8:30 pm

I think they'd be drinking since opening time so thats gotta be at least a 12 hour bender they were on

by NickisBHAFC Sun 27 Apr 2014, 9:09 pm

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 03 May 2014, 3:13 pm

Finally Hammers stagger up to 40 points and another season of premiership football.

by Duty281 Sat 03 May 2014, 3:17 pm

There's only one Andy Carroll.

by jimbohammers Tue 06 May 2014, 11:11 am

Not sure I can take another season of Allardyce.

This year was the worst I have seen.

by jimbohammers Thu 08 May 2014, 12:47 pm

Noble hammer of the year clap

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 08 May 2014, 1:21 pm

Players player and HOTY - fully deserved. Love the guy

by jimbohammers Thu 08 May 2014, 5:25 pm

Same here Dolph. Proper passion and by far our best player.

Reports Allardyce could be gone on Sunday Yahoo

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 25 Oct 2014, 6:26 pm

jimbohammers wrote: ..... Reports Allardyce could be gone on Sunday

Big Sam still here! Wink

Hammers in fourth place and playing some fine attacking football. Erm

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 04 Dec 2014, 3:03 am

Still in 5th place in early Dec..... Yahoo

by kwinigolfer Sun 07 Dec 2014, 3:48 pm

3rd place in "early Dec . . . . .", for a day or so anyway.
Fabulous atmosphere by the sounds of it at Upton Park - cat-in-Hell's chance of the same buzz at the Olympic money pit.

Corporal, the atmosphere back in the day at the BG was as good as I ever saw anywhere outside Anfield - seems they maintain that level even with all seats, fantastic when that place is rocking. (But I'd miss the days of the chicken run and the wags being politically incorrect towards Clyde Best and him trying to give it back to them!)

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon 08 Dec 2014, 3:52 pm

Kwini - indeed a temporary 3rd place is quite remarkable - though old habits die hard. Still haven't got out the habit of thinking how many more points until safe from relegation! Rolling Eyes

I went most frequently to Upton Park when Brooking and Devonshire were in their prime. Great atmosphere at times, though sadly they were often crocked and/or kicked out of the game....

by kwinigolfer Mon 08 Dec 2014, 4:29 pm

Corporal,
My first game was when I was still a mere cadet.
Shut out of a day at Oval cricket (missing heroics of Graveney & John Murray), diverted to see the first home game back from the WC of Moore, Hurst & Peters - beaten 2-1 by Chelsea. Agree about treatment of Brooking (didn't he knock a ref out once?) etc, but saw enough of the Bonds/Lampard era to know that it wasn't all one way!
Always a soft spot for the Hammers, even when they don't deserve it.
Hope this current team sticks together thru January - and beyond of course. Hate it when good teams are broken up by predators and cash-in-while-you-can owners.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 5:18 pm

Already seen the Sakho to Liverpool rumours. Reid is linked away too. I think Europe might keep a few of them. And if we can bring in Song permanent, which is a big if considering how good hes playing and how much better he is than so many midfielders in this league, then we won't drop off in the long term.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 18 Jan 2015, 3:40 pm

Hammers up to 36 points with that 3-0 will over Hull. If we are not careful we will be safe from relegation before April! Shocked

by jimbohammers Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:38 am

And no wins since then Corp....

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:02 pm

39 points should be enough Jimbo but .... Rolling Eyes

by jimbohammers Fri 20 Mar 2015, 2:12 pm

.....This is West Ham we're are talking about Laugh

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 20 Mar 2015, 2:18 pm

It'll all be fine till Sullivan picks himself up front

by Soldier_Of_Fortune Fri 20 Mar 2015, 3:01 pm

Form is temporary............mediocre-ness is permanent.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 20 Mar 2015, 6:22 pm

Why Liverpool fans will always be classless

by jimbohammers Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:42 pm

I'd take Sullivan up front over Carlton Cole

by jimbohammers Mon 13 Apr 2015, 2:26 pm

He's got to go, surely!

Was at the game Saturday and it was terrible

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon 13 Apr 2015, 3:40 pm

Momentum for leaving is gathering again, got to say I'm sick of him now

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 01 May 2015, 5:13 pm

Since the last posting on this thread David Cameron has been and gone as a Hammers supporter. I've been supporting the Hammers since at least 1968. Through thick and, mostly, thin.

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon 25 May 2015, 8:46 pm

I see Ancelotti is now available... Wink

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 26 May 2015, 12:56 am

So long and thanks for all the fish, Sam.

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 10 Jun 2015, 6:48 pm

Slaven Bilic it is then.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Aug 2015, 11:44 pm

Welcome and surprising 3 points away to Arsenal in first match of season. Yahoo

Payet looks a good signing and Oxford had great debut.

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:36 pm

Hammers to sign Joey Barton? picard

Presumably this would be just to make absolutely sure that next time we didnt get into Europe via the fair play rules.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Sat 15 Aug 2015, 7:41 pm

The ref was awful today but frankly the appalling defending for the two goals, the second especially everyone was screaming in the stands for some tighter defending, will see us punished a lot. Deserved a draw. Obiang was really lively when brought on and Payet's finish was perfect.

Sadly, our bench options when chasing were just poor. Maiga came on! We need a better reserve keeper (Rob Green actually might be signing), a striker and then I think a spare right back and a wide option are required. First two are necessities.

by jimbohammers Wed 11 Nov 2015, 12:31 am

A great start to the season for us. Gutted about Payet's injury. McCarthy should get a lengthy ban, shocking challenge

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 03 Jan 2016, 5:39 pm

Hammers on 32 points after 20 games. Last two wins and return from injury of several key players have restored momentum. Beating Liverpool twice in a season is not something I'm accustomed to! drumroll

Through force of habit I'm still counting down points needed to ensure safety from relegation, but with a bit less anxiety than in some seaons. Very Happy

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 02 Feb 2016, 10:03 pm

Hammers on 39 points after 24 games. drumroll

by guildfordbat Wed 03 Feb 2016, 10:08 am

Corporalhumblebucket wrote:Hammers on 39 points after 24 games.

Corporal - you can devote your relegation worries to Surrey now. Wink

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 03 Feb 2016, 2:57 pm

Hi Guildford - a very strange feeling with a good chunk of the season still to run. Mind you Tunbridge Wells FC are in the basement of their division - one above the bottom. So I do have something to keep me going in the meantime! Wink

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 05 Mar 2016, 6:44 pm

Hammers on a great run at the moment - now up to fifth place with 49 points from 29 games. Need to make the most of this purple patch - they don't tend to come round that often for teams like West Ham! drumroll

by kwinigolfer Tue 10 May 2016, 2:23 am

Very interested to hear the Corporal's sentiments regarding the closure of the Boleyn Ground era.
First game I went to there was the WHU vs Chelsea 66/67 season opener, and then only because we were locked out of a sold-out Oval. Hurst, Moore and Peters and it seemed everyone else began with the letter B!
Subsequently became an habituee of the chicken run during early/mid seventies, Mervyn Day, Billy Bonds, Frank Lampard, Devonshire, Pop Robson, Brooking and the inimitable Clyde Best who caught so much grief, and seemed(?) to take at least some of it in good heart. Consistently best atmosphere of any part of any ground I ever went to.
Will that ever be recaptured?
Truly the end of an era.

by guildfordbat Tue 10 May 2016, 9:25 am

Hi Kwini - glad this isn't another Hammers obituary as I first feared when seeing you had again posted here. Well, at least not for a player. I'll leave the Corporal and other Hammers' fans to answer your main question.

However, just to mention that coincidentally I was reading about Clyde Best the other day. As you indicate, the black Bermudan striker used to cop an awful lot of racist comments. Whist most were totally unacceptable, this one made me smile and apparently made him laugh. For anyone who doesn't like it, my apologies and I'll resort to the usual defence of saying it needs to be understood in the context of the time.

Anyway, during one game Clyde was getting a right b*ll*cking from the ref - probably a forward's tackle from the big man. As the official continued to lecture him, the crowd momentarily fell silent until a voice shouted out, ''If he goes on anymore, Clyde, move in next door to him!''.

by kwinigolfer Tue 10 May 2016, 11:49 am

Hi guildford,
Can't top that (well, not in polite circles), but apparently Clyde Best was photoshopped out of the photograph towards the foot of this Mail (apologies, it came to me via a link, honest guv) article featuring Geoff Hurst and his Upton Park memories:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3578907/Sir-Geoff-Hurst-painting-stands-scoring-double-hat-trick-ll-never-forget-Upton-Park-time-Olympic-Stadium-West-Ham-history.html

By the way, read the other day in a Frank Worthington article that Martin Peters (and Stiles & Ray Wilson) has Alzheimers. That's pretty distressing to hear about.

On a happier note, thought this would be a tough year in East London but West Ham have been terrific, haven't they. Thoroughly enjoyed watching them and hope they put on a show this evening. Why isn't Cresswell in England squads?

(PS: JJW must have been among the oldest living England cricketers, possibly along with In(ar)sole and Smith?)

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