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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:28 am

Your going to the Leicester City game on Saturday and your hoping that Brighton put us over.

I want them to put us over cleanly too, no dodgy referee decisions!!!

Feel free to add your own.

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Post by boomdangle Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39 am

when someone asks you for an answer and in a kaientai funaki voice over.......INDEED

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Post by TwisT Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:49 am

When your engaging in marital relations and you think whether or not the STF is part of the Kama Sutra.

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Post by User Name Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:02 am

When you see this getting done for 1000th time Wink

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Post by Beer Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:05 am

Are you a Leicester fan, Shot?

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Post by Adam D Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:32 am

When your friend holds his hand to shake yours but you have to look either side at standerbys as to whether to shake it or not.

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Post by JamesLincs Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:52 am

you walk into a room as if your just coming through the curtain

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Post by User Name Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:12 pm

Spoiler:

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Post by Sara Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:29 pm

I have recently started yoga and it makes me laugh everytime the instructor tells us to move into the Cobra position.

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Post by Holymiky Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:31 pm

When you start calling people Jobbers instead of using the word idiot!!!

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Post by Miz NG Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:40 pm

I used a Bobby Heenan quote to my boss yesterday, so yes, I watch too much wrestling!

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Post by RAMbo Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:15 pm

I once had a teacher who stood up in the middle of the school canteen and proclaimed he was "mis-ter-bob" (name changed to protect identity) whilst pointing to himself in an RVD style. I think it is safe to say he watched too much wrestling!

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:20 pm

When you'll only enter a room to your selected music

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:28 pm

When you get into an argument with someone and are about to come to blows before you walk off saying "We'll settle this at the pay per view on Sunday".

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:34 pm

When you and your best friend get into a fight with another couple of guys and foe no logical reason you backstan your life long friend and side with guys who attacked you in the first place

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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:37 pm

King Beer wrote:Are you a Leicester fan, Shot?

Yep!!! Interesting to hear what NickisBHAFC has to say about this. I gather from the name, he is a Brighton fan.

And User Name, yeah I know it has been done before but its is such a good thread with so many more ideas.

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:37 pm

When you walk into a church and start high fiving all the people sitting in the pews.

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Post by JoshSansom Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:40 pm

When you are at work and discussing who's plan to use you say that you won't use the other guy's because you "won't job to that idiot"...

It is acceptable to run out in public wearing a pair of stonewashed jeans with boots and no shirt...

You find it bizarre that people don't have ponytails and / or copious amounts of facial hair...

You demand people put on "your music" when you walk into a room...

You find logic in TNA

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:43 pm

Your work mates hold a retirement party for you and it's all very emotional.

Then you turn up for work the next day expecting a huge pop.

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Post by JoshSansom Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:46 pm

You want to have a stable without having any horses...

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Post by Kaiser Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:51 pm

you try to stick a "soft" sleeper on your wife and she low blows you with her foot and follows up with a famouser, true story

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Post by JoshSansom Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:52 pm

You see a Bronco Buster as anything other than a sexual manoeuvre...

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:53 pm

When you go into Work and announce you need time off because you've lost your smile

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Post by Beer Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:00 pm

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:
King Beer wrote:Are you a Leicester fan, Shot?

Yep!!! Interesting to hear what NickisBHAFC has to say about this. I gather from the name, he is a Brighton fan.

And User Name, yeah I know it has been done before but its is such a good thread with so many more ideas.

I hate you. You ruined my accie. Laugh

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:08 pm

Leicester done my acca a few weeks ago against Forest, £380, can't fault them though the ref had a mare

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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:27 pm

I must apologise to the both of you. Gaffer you were right, the ref cost us the Forest game. But we were terrible against Barnsley and didnt deserve a point.

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Post by Celtic Warrior Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:27 pm

the-gaffer wrote:When you go into Work and announce you need time off because you've lost your smile

Does it count if you just asked to move offices for that reason??

When you get mad your head moves around uncontrolably like Stone Cold's used to...

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:37 pm

When your boss is in hospital and you think its alright to attack him in his sick bed

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:58 pm

When you over exaggerate the length/height/weight of everything.

Which is why you tell everyone you're 6' 4", 275lbs and have an 18 inch Winkle.

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Post by liverbnz Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:12 pm

When you say "500" and then repeat it again, only this time in Tony Chimmel's voice.

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:18 pm

When you're asked forr your address and you reply "Parts Unknown"

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Post by The Best in the World Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:43 pm

when your shaving and start blading like Ric Flair
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Post by JoshSansom Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:10 pm

You believe the Spineroonie is a legitimate dance move...

The idea of men wearing three bottles of fake tan per appearance seems normal...

You describe people who wear suits as Chris Jericho rip-offs...

You can't walk past a table without thinking "if I power bombed someone onto that, would it break?"...

Walking past a window cleaner at work and getting the urge to "do a JR"...

You have ever referred to breasts as "puppies"...

You don't think it is strange / homoerotic to hear an audience full of grown men shouting "Suck It" and pointing to their crotches...

You see a fat guy at work and comment that he would make a good monster heel

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:15 pm

When you go to a job interview and when the would be employer asks you why you'd be the perfect candidate you tell them You're the best there is, best there was and best there ever will be

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:16 pm

If you get into a fight and you get punched you then proceed to cut yourself open

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Post by Kenny Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:19 pm

when every reply you say to someone ends in "REALLY ?" or "WHAT"
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Post by Adam D Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:20 pm

In a proper fight, you decide that raking the back will fell your opponent.

When you get married, you decide to hold the service in the middle of your office and have the ceremony conducted by your boss.


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Post by Guest Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:22 pm

You hit your mum with a steel chair before dinner

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Post by JoshSansom Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:24 pm

You consider perspex to be the toughest substance known to man

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:39 pm

When you enter the office running as fast as you can and shake all the chairs as violently as possible

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Post by Kenny Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:40 pm

when setting the table you back drop your wife through it .
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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:17 pm

when you build a 15 foot high cage around your desk in the office

When you take petrol to work and set fire to tables

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Post by Kay Fabe Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:18 pm

when you give yourself a work name

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Post by owen10ozzy Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:22 pm

When getting an email at work you proceed to stand up in the middle of the office before declaring 'Can I have your attention please I have just recieved an email from the anonymous gm'

When striking up a conversation with a female on a night out you forget where you are & proceed to tell her 'it doesnt matter what your name is' shortly before she goes to introduce herself....

When you see a kid throwing a temper tantrum on the supermarket floor, so you proceed to spear him through the baked beans stand, before he gets the chance to hit an RKO..

When you see someone holding any kind of cheap taccy belt and find the nearest weapon and destroy them before calling for a ref to get the 3 count and the hardcore title!


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Post by djcc2004 Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:48 pm

When you turn on your xbox/ps3 and say to yourself "time to play the game"

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Post by djcc2004 Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:50 pm

When you refer to your work situation people in your office as Jobbers, Mid -card and main eventers

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Post by bretmeharty Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:31 pm

When it's been a few hours since you've finished work and you still have your shirt and tie on with a pair of trackies (like mankind)

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Post by The Best in the World Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:31 pm

when your in the shower and do the Triple H water spit
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Post by AberdeenSteve Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:45 pm

User Name wrote:
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Me Gusta

Quality Laugh

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Post by bretmeharty Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:47 pm

When you see a black man and think, pfft....... your never going to be a world champ!

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