THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:53 am

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Enforcer** Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:48 pm

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan
And an old tin bedpan

by President Trump Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:52 pm

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan
And an old tin bedpan
Squeezed and pooped out a pilot

by **ADMIN** Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:25 pm

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan
Lent to him by his nan

by **Enforcer** Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:56 pm

Just ignore the rest of the limerick then Hero!!

There once was a house with no roof

by President Trump Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:45 pm

There once was a house with no roof
They said the wind did it but there's no proof

by Guest Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:32 am

There once was a house with no roof,
They said the wind did it but there's no proof.
When a wolf came on by,

by President Trump Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:36 am

There once was a house with no roof,
They said the wind did it but there's no proof.
When a wolf came on by,
And made the owner cry

by Legend Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:02 am

There once was a house with no roof,
They said the wind did it but there's no proof.
When a wolf came on by,
And made the owner cry
He revealed to all that it was a spoof

by Guest Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:12 am

An Italian, a German and I,

by President Trump Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:29 pm

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie

by **Enforcer** Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:12 pm

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie
When all of a sudden

by President Trump Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:17 pm

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie
When all of a sudden
It turned into a puddin

by Legend Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:43 am

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie
When all of a sudden
It turned into a puddin
And out popped a man from Shanghai

by Solerina Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:30 am

There was an old man from Madrid

by Legend Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:01 pm

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid

by President Trump Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:14 pm

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat

by Solerina Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:36 pm

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat.
With his hairy pet goat

by President Trump Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:39 pm

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat.
With his hairy pet goat
Who he fed to a really big squid

by Solerina Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:55 am

Dicey Reilly wrote:There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat.
With his hairy pet goat
Who he fed to a really big squid

Lol! That's brilliant Dicey.

Solerina

by President Trump Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:31 am

Cheers Im getting really addicted to this thread Ok!

There was an old woman from Scotland

by Legend Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:06 am

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund

by Solerina Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:09 am

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund.
But they turned her away

by President Trump Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:13 am

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund.
But they turned her away
Which really ruined her day

by Solerina Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:50 am

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund.
But they turned her away
Which really ruined her day.
And now she sings in a rock band.

by President Trump Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:53 pm

Lets start it up again

There was a man you plays Drums

by Solerina Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:08 am

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.

by Wooffie Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:04 am

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.
They longed to have groupies

by **ADMIN** Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:53 am

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.
They longed to have groupies
So they paid them in rupees

by Legend Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:43 pm

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.
They longed to have groupies
So they paid them in rupees
But ended up playing to the slums

by Legend Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:03 am

There once was a man who was driving

by Solerina Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:36 am

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,

by Legend Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:49 am

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,
When out jumped a deer

by Solerina Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:55 am

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,
When out jumped a deer.
And a man with a spear

by Legend Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:58 am

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,
When out jumped a deer
And a man with a spear
It's a miracle how he's still surviving!

by Solerina Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:06 am

Lol!....Legend.

Lol!.. too, for the last one you finished.

Solerina

by Legend Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:10 am

Haha, cheers Sol!

It's my random sense of humour - it helps Very Happy

by Guest Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:39 am

A man who had a face like a gibbon,

by Solerina Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:43 am

A man who had a face like a gibbon,.
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,

by Guest Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:22 am

A man who had a face like a gibbon,
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,
Had feet like a Rhino,

by Solerina Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:31 am

A man who had a face like a gibbon,
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,
Had feet like a Rhino,
And was a bit of a wino,

by President Trump Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:12 pm

A man who had a face like a gibbon,
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,
Had feet like a Rhino,
And was a bit of a wino
Which made him think he was a pigeon

by Solerina Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:27 am

Well done Dicey : )

Not much rhymes with gibbon does it lol

Solerina

by President Trump Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:38 am

Not as many words as I thought Very Happy

There once was an elephant from India

by Guest Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:35 am

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya

by Guest Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:50 am

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water

by Fernando Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:52 am

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water
he was caught banging someones daughter

by Legend Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:42 pm

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water
he was caught banging someones daughter
Resulting in a positive test for chlamyidia

by Solerina Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:44 am

Legend wrote:There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water
he was caught banging someones daughter
Resulting in a positive test for chlamyidia

LOL!!!

Wel done peeps.....that was excellent!

Solerina

by Solerina Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:45 am

A handsome young man from Peru,

by Guest Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:39 am

A handsome young man from Peru,
Really fancied some buffalo stew

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