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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.


There was an old sailor from Crewe,



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Post by President Trump Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:23 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe
Who after years on a boat he grew

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:25 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,

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Post by President Trump Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:26 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:28 pm

There was an old sailor from Crewe,
Who after years on a boat he grew,
A beard so thick and red,
And not a blade on his head,
Made up for his heavy tattoos

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Post by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 10:44 am

There once was a girl with no feet

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Oct 2011, 11:31 am

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,

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Post by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 12:17 pm

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Oct 2011, 12:19 pm

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,

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Post by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 1:17 pm

There once was a girl with no feet
Whose voice was so soft and sweet,
She went into town,
In a loose-fitting gown,
Where she fell and lost all her teeth

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Oct 2011, 1:41 pm

Laugh ...poor thing

If ever you're lost in the wild,

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Post by littleswannygirl Thu 06 Oct 2011, 2:28 pm

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
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Post by President Trump Thu 06 Oct 2011, 3:15 pm

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 06 Oct 2011, 9:40 pm

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,

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Post by littleswannygirl Sat 08 Oct 2011, 3:59 am

If ever you're lost in the wild,
And the weather's not particularly mild,
Just stick out your tongue,
and break into a run,
But don't let the elephants get riled.
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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Oct 2011, 3:37 pm

Laugh i have missed a few good ones
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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Oct 2011, 3:37 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 08 Oct 2011, 6:45 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.

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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Oct 2011, 10:12 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 08 Oct 2011, 10:16 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"

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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Oct 2011, 10:34 pm

While layed up in my hospital bed ,
I awaited my impending op with dread.
The nerves they just grew and grew
As the surgeon said "your head will be completely new"
And sewn on with invisible thread
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 08 Oct 2011, 11:31 pm

Laugh perfect!

A young boy playing with matches,

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Post by Kenny Sun 09 Oct 2011, 11:28 am

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches ,
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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 3:18 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might

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Post by Kenny Sun 09 Oct 2011, 3:51 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light ,
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Post by Guest Sun 09 Oct 2011, 4:02 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light
So he quit smoking and used patches.

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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 4:03 pm

A young boy playing with matches,
Had arms that were covered in scratches,
But try as he might,
The matches wont light,
So his limbs were only inflamed in patches.

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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 4:04 pm

Nice one Y I - got in first!

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Post by Kenny Sun 09 Oct 2011, 7:12 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
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Post by Guest Sun 09 Oct 2011, 7:19 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun

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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 09 Oct 2011, 9:41 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 09 Oct 2011, 11:40 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank

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Post by Kenny Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:29 pm

There once was a Nun on the run
With a cheap imitation gun
She burst into a bank
But tripped on a plank
Leaving her arse getting burnt by the sun
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:24 pm

Laugh

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,

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Post by Kenny Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:26 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga ,
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:52 am

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,

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Post by Kenny Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:50 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:45 pm

When Stan went on holidays to Tonga,
He took with him plenty of wonga,
The locals were impressed,
By the way that he dressed ,
He wished he was staying there longer.

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Post by littleswannygirl Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:46 pm

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Post by Kenny Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:47 pm

While going to work one day ,
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:50 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,

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Post by Kenny Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:51 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
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Post by littleswannygirl Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:41 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
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Post by Kenny Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:47 pm

While going to work one day ,
The skies were a threatening grey,
My coat i'd forgotten ,
I'm going to get sodden,
When i get there what will my boss say .
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Post by Kenny Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:46 am

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:50 am

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,

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Post by Kenny Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02 pm

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06 pm

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,

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Post by Kenny Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:13 pm

Tony said "danger is my middle name "
Any kind of stunt - is all fair game,
The bigger the better ,
Regardless of whether,
I'll end up with money and fame
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Post by Kenny Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:58 pm

The once was a lady from Gwent
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