The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off.
There was an old sailor from Crewe,
THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off.
There was an old sailor from Crewe,
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I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap
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I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap
She then let me explore every crevice!
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap
She then let me explore every crevice!
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Just how many times have I said,
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Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
you just cant ride the dead
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Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
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Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel
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Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel
And decided to ride him instead.
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel
And decided to ride him instead.
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excellent
I had a nice picnic by the lake
I had a nice picnic by the lake
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I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
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I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic
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I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,
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I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,
And kept firing until I began to shake
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,
And kept firing until I began to shake
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Can you please let me know if your coming ,
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Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
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Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
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Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile
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Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile
And the vibrator fell on the floor still humming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile
And the vibrator fell on the floor still humming
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BAZINGA!!!
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The crowd they were starting to cheer
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The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
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The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
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The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
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The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
As the Queen looked on with a sneer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
As the Queen looked on with a sneer
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clean and good
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I swore the sign said Tighnabruich
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Yeah............thought that would stump ya.('')
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I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
As we turned down a road that looked new
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I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
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I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
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I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
Taken out by the kind ferry crew.
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
Taken out by the kind ferry crew.
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The holiday was coming to an end
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The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
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The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
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The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
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The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
Quite firmly just short of Southend
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
Quite firmly just short of Southend
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King Kenny was in seventh heaven
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King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven
As his last dart struck double eleven
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King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
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King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
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King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
It was a one way ticket to meet Andre Previn.
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
It was a one way ticket to meet Andre Previn.
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i will look forward to that , and i will try and play all the right notes in the right order
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It was either that or a one way ticket to South East Devon.....
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Corporalhumblebucket wrote:It was either that or a one way ticket to South East Devon.....
Either was ok , i was worried i was going to die and go to heaven
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I was doon the water with my dogs,
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I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
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I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!"
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!"
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I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat
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I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat
Which was totally covered in bog.
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat
Which was totally covered in bog.
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