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Post by Pal Joey Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20

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THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.


There was an old sailor from Crewe,



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Post by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:25

I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap

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Post by JPX Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:11

I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap
She then let me explore every crevice!

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Post by Doon the Water Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:29

Just how many times have I said,

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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:19

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:22

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel

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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:12

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:18

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel
And decided to ride him instead.

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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13

Laugh clap excellent

I had a nice picnic by the lake

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:06

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,

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Post by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:11

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:16

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,

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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:21

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,
And kept firing until I began to shake

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:32

Can you please let me know if your coming ,
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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:04

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:24

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:34

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:36

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile
And the vibrator fell on the floor still humming
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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:38

Laugh clap BAZINGA!!!

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:45

The crowd they were starting to cheer
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Post by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:48

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer

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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:50

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:59

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
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Post by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:05

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
As the Queen looked on with a sneer

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:07

clap clean and good Laugh
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Post by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:15

I swore the sign said Tighnabruich

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Post by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:54

Yeah............thought that would stump ya.('Headscratch')

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Post by Kenny Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:05

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
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Post by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 19:40

('idea')

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Post by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:32

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 11:45

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
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Post by Doon the Water Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:30

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
Taken out by the kind ferry crew.

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 14:18

Laugh
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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 14:29

The holiday was coming to an end
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:24

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,

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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:37

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:59

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
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Post by Doon the Water Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:25

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
Quite firmly just short of Southend

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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:04

King Kenny was in seventh heaven

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:27

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven
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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:41

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:42

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:48

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
It was a one way ticket to meet Andre Previn.

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:52

Laugh clap i will look forward to that , and i will try and play all the right notes in the right order


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Post by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 21:55

It was either that or a one way ticket to South East Devon..... Very Happy

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Post by Kenny Sat 19 Nov 2011, 22:01

Corporalhumblebucket wrote:It was either that or a one way ticket to South East Devon..... Very Happy

Laugh Either was ok , i was worried i was going to die and go to heaven
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 20 Nov 2011, 06:33

I was doon the water with my dogs,

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Post by Doon the Water Sun 20 Nov 2011, 08:01

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 20 Nov 2011, 08:54

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!"

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Post by Doon the Water Sun 20 Nov 2011, 09:02

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 20 Nov 2011, 09:10

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat
Which was totally covered in bog.

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