The Secret Crush Thread

by Solerina Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:28 pm

First topic message reminder :

Len Goodman Run

by The Special Juan Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:40 am

Electric Demon wrote:Grace Jones!

+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

by **Biltong** Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:04 am

Thomond wrote:
biltongbek wrote:Ok, I am over Jessica Alba, my new crush is on yvonne strahovski, that blonde in Chuck.

Great show, amazingly beautiful women in it and some hilarious and high octane moments, my respect for you has gone up a notch

Spoiler:

Only a notch?

Geez , hard to please some folk. Whistle

by dummy_half Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:04 pm

Gav wrote:Jessica Rabbit (when I was younger)

Wrong on so many levels Wink

by **Hero** Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:55 pm

Rosie Marcel who plays Jac Naylor in Holby.

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:19 pm

Hero wrote:Rosie Marcel who plays Jac Naylor in Holby.

Is it because she's ginger ?

by President Trump Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:14 pm

I think its because she plays a dominant role in Holby which is fine by me Very Happy

by **Kenny** Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:23 pm

Dicey Reilly wrote:I think its because she plays a dominant role in Holby which is fine by me

I like a dominant woman aswell ! ..............Do the dishes ........wheres my tea ...............have you been on that laptop all day !!! warning

by President Trump Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:46 am

You have a missus like that as well yeah Very Happy

by **Enforcer** Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:31 pm

dummy_half wrote:
Gav wrote:Jessica Rabbit (when I was younger)

Wrong on so many levels

The only wrong thing about that crush is that it was only when Gav was younger!

by Thomond Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:17 pm

biltongbek wrote:
Thomond wrote:
biltongbek wrote:Ok, I am over Jessica Alba, my new crush is on yvonne strahovski, that blonde in Chuck.

Great show, amazingly beautiful women in it and some hilarious and high octane moments, my respect for you has gone up a notch

Spoiler:

Only a notch?

Geez , hard to please some folk.

My respect for you was so high, I had to add a notch, like you do with a belt. Wink

by **Biltong** Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:19 pm

Thanks, that makes sense. Wink

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by dummy_half Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:50 am

Thomond and Biltong seem to be having a not so secrete crush on each other

BROMANCE kiss

by President Trump Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:54 am

Thats their Secret Crush Very Happy

by **Kenny** Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:47 am

my first crush was Betty Boop

by mckay1402 Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:26 am

I louvreed Betty boo. I also have a thing for carol Kirkwood.

by RinoGattuso Sun May 06, 2012 10:36 am

Some answers are crap, i wouldnt keep most of the 'crushes' in here secret.

Arlene Phillips, ah, infact i told all my pals on FB yesterday she would get pumped, i dont keep secrets, if i want to pump someone, i'll say.

by RinoGattuso Sun May 06, 2012 10:38 am

Then again i think i have a man crush on Jason Statham, i love all his films.

by **Biltong** Sun May 06, 2012 10:38 am

dummy_half wrote:Thomond and Biltong seem to be having a not so secrete crush on each other

BROMANCE

Jealous much? Whistle

by Thomond Sun May 06, 2012 11:15 am

Emma Stone having watched Zombieland. Damn!

by RinoGattuso Sun May 06, 2012 12:32 pm

Thomond wrote:Emma Stone having watched Zombieland. Damn!

Another one, why would she be a secret crush?

I think the thread title should just be changed to people you fancy.

by Thomond Sun May 06, 2012 12:43 pm

Yeah, that's kind of what it's developed into in all honesty.

by **Kenny** Sun May 06, 2012 5:16 pm

The Queen .................. now that would be one to brag about down the pub

by Adam D Sun May 06, 2012 5:33 pm

KingKenny7Heaven wrote:The Queen .................. now that would be one to brag about down the pub

That would be so funny to hold up a £10 note and say "I've had her"!

by **Kenny** Sun May 06, 2012 5:35 pm

Adam D wrote:
KingKenny7Heaven wrote:The Queen .................. now that would be one to brag about down the pub

That would be so funny to hold up a £10 note and say "I've had her"!

Exactly

by Cari Sun May 06, 2012 7:02 pm

...or a stamp. Do you think Phil The Greek does that and says "I've licked this...!" Smile

by **Kenny** Mon May 07, 2012 1:35 pm

Cari wrote:...or a stamp. Do you think Phil The Greek does that and says "I've licked this...!"

Surley he would get an underling to do the licking Laugh

by Doon the Water Mon May 07, 2012 8:58 pm

Believe it or not Arlene Phillips is over 70 years old.

by Adam D Mon May 07, 2012 9:07 pm

Doon the Water wrote:Believe it or not Arlene Phillips is over 70 years old.

Didn't believe you so had to google it (thought she would be late 50's to be honest)- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlene_Phillips

She is 69 in a few weeks - looks great for it!

by CFCNick Fri May 25, 2012 11:01 am

Amy Poehler

by tammywilson52 Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:56 am

Daniel Radcliffe Smile

by Glas a du Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:02 pm

just about any female news presenter on BBC. Phew!

by mckay1402 Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:42 am

Alex polizzi

by Cari Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:36 pm

Sadly my secret crush from my workplace has now left. Not even an eye candy rush at lunchtimes now. Crying or Very sad

by Glas a du Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:30 pm

When I saw your name I thought you were going to say T Bowe, that's no secret!

by spencerclarke Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:16 pm

Rebecca front

by **Galted** Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:50 am

Claudia Winkleman

by dummy_half Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:45 am

Galted wrote:Claudia Winkleman

Don't know why (other than the stupid fringe), but I just find her terribly annoying. Still, could be worse, you could have said Miranda Hart.

by **Galted** Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:54 am

dummy_half wrote:
Galted wrote:Claudia Winkleman

Don't know why (other than the stupid fringe), but I just find her terribly annoying. Still, could be worse, you could have said Miranda Hart.

She's annoying in a cute stick-it-in-her-mouth-and-shut-her-the-f**k-up kind of way.

by Diggers Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:17 pm

mckay1402 wrote:Alex polizzi

Agreed, great rack. Mariella Frostrup.

by McLaren Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:05 am

The bbc news has some hot presenters but there is a massive risk cracking one off to the news. You can mute it, but there is nothing worse than shooting your load just as they cut to the image of starving african kids. Although, to be fair, at least some tribes go topless.

Not that she is all that hot but I have often thought joe brand knows how to give a really good hand job. Anyone else ever thought the same?

by **Galted** Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:15 am

McLaren wrote:The bbc news has some hot presenters but there is a massive risk cracking one off to the news. You can mute it, but there is nothing worse than shooting your load just as they cut to the image of starving african kids. Although, to be fair, at least some tribes go topless.

Not that she is all that hot but I have often thought joe brand knows how to give a really good hand job. Anyone else ever thought the same?

It's the same when I'm knocking one out on the train and I look up to see a photo of some homeless kid I can save for just 20p a day, some people have no respect.

Not sure about Jo Brand though, she'd probably spend the duration of it telling you how fat she and useless she is and how she wished you were dead.

by Guest Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:09 am

Shonali Nagrani

by TheMackemMawler Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:23 pm

kelly osbourne

by Lumbering_Jack Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:15 pm

CF wrote:Shonali Nagrani

Don't usually like Asian birds but definitely worth one...

Always though Pink would be a good ride.

by spencerclarke Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:10 pm

Jessica Knappett off Drifters on E4. Really not sure why though?

by The Fourth Lion Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:47 am

Not one for fantasy women myself, these days, although I must confess it wasn't always so.

There was a time when Valerie Singleton, the Blue Peter presenter did conjure up all sorts of lurid imaginings in the fertile mind of a growing lad, and Brenda Lee's voice coming out of the radio had a similar effect. In spades. She wasn't nicknamed "Little Miss Dynamite" for nothing.

Apart from that, more than a pleasant hour or two was spent flicking through the pages of my mum's Freeman's catalogue while everybody else was out, which was.... <ahem> quite educational, too.

by Duty281 Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:28 pm

Gary Lineker.

Probably one I should keep secret, on account of him being about 35 years older than I am. Laugh

by **Hero** Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:30 pm

He wouldn't mind that.

by The Fourth Lion Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:39 pm

Duty281 wrote:Gary Lineker.

Probably one I should keep secret, on account of him being about 35 years older than I am.

It will be his birthday at the end of the month, Duty. You can send him a card and a bag of crisps if you want. I'm sure he'd appreciate them.

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