The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off....
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
I'll start you off....
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The actor got mobbed by his fans,
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The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
On the way to the Offie for cans
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The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
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The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor
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The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor
The lino felt cool on his glans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor
The lino felt cool on his glans
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good start to the new thread
I went Sky diving last Spring
I went Sky diving last Spring
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I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I'd heard it was the next big thing
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I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
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I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword
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I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword
And hit a nearby bird on the wing
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword
And hit a nearby bird on the wing
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Taking the bins out one night
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Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight
I was met with a terrible sight
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Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
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Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,
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Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,
And as one they were taking a sh!te.
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,
And as one they were taking a sh!te.
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I found a pound on the floor
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I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
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I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
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I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"
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I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"
And i will keep looking to find some more
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"
And i will keep looking to find some more
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The man who couldn't be killed
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The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled
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The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
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The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
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The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
And the Grim Reapers quota was filled
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
And the Grim Reapers quota was filled
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While out one one night on the tiles
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While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
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While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
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While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough
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While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough
Sending the girls running for miles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough
Sending the girls running for miles
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I saw a nerd in a bin
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I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
With spots all over his skin
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I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
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I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
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I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
As he had squashed his figure of Qui-Gon Jinn
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
As he had squashed his figure of Qui-Gon Jinn
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I sat in the back with a gun
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I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
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I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
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I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer
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I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer
So i shot him and went on the run
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer
So i shot him and went on the run
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nice one
I was thirsty and wanting a beer
I was thirsty and wanting a beer
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I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
So i went in a place that was near
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I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
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I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
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I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
Last time I go dressed up as a queer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
Last time I go dressed up as a queer
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Stumbling my way through a tunnel
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