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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Jan - 21:57

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....



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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Jan - 22:00

The actor got mobbed by his fans,

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Post by President Trump Wed 11 Jan - 10:18

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 11 Jan - 10:32

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door

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Post by President Trump Wed 11 Jan - 10:35

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 11 Jan - 10:40

The actor got mobbed by his fans
On the way to the Offie for cans
But he got through the door
and fell on the floor
The lino felt cool on his glans

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Post by President Trump Wed 11 Jan - 10:47

Laugh good start to the new thread

I went Sky diving last Spring

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 11 Jan - 10:49

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing

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Post by President Trump Wed 11 Jan - 10:53

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 11 Jan - 14:42

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword

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Post by President Trump Wed 11 Jan - 16:58

I went Sky diving last Spring
I'd heard it was the next big thing
I pulled on the cord
And out popped my pork sword
And hit a nearby bird on the wing

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Post by Kenny Wed 11 Jan - 17:43

Taking the bins out one night
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Post by Pal Joey Thu 12 Jan - 0:20

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 12 Jan - 11:18

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 12 Jan - 12:03

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 12 Jan - 12:22

Taking the bins out one night
I was met with a terrible sight:
My neighbour was nude,
Along with his brood,
And as one they were taking a sh!te.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 12 Jan - 21:44

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Fri 13 Jan - 13:07

I found a pound on the floor
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 13 Jan - 13:10

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,

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Post by Kenny Fri 13 Jan - 13:12

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 13 Jan - 13:19

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"

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Post by Kenny Fri 13 Jan - 13:23

I found a pound on the floor
To whom it belonged I wasn't sure,
So i decided to keep it
'Cos "who finds it should reap it"
And i will keep looking to find some more
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 13 Jan - 13:24

Laugh clap

The man who couldn't be killed

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Post by Kenny Fri 13 Jan - 14:36

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 13 Jan - 22:22

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated

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Post by Kenny Sun 15 Jan - 15:00

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
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Post by President Trump Mon 16 Jan - 9:44

The man who couldn't be killed
Had nightmares of the blood that he'd spilled,
His enemies were frustrated
As most where castrated
And the Grim Reapers quota was filled

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 13:02

clap

While out one one night on the tiles
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 16 Jan - 13:06

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 13:11

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
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Post by President Trump Mon 16 Jan - 14:34

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 15:17

While out one one night on the tiles
Surrounded by beautiful women... all smiles,
A friend suddenley started to cough
And spit up on Darren Gough
Sending the girls running for miles
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Post by President Trump Mon 16 Jan - 15:20

Laugh

I saw a nerd in a bin

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 15:22

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
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Post by President Trump Mon 16 Jan - 15:43

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 15:44

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
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Post by President Trump Mon 16 Jan - 15:47

I saw a nerd in a bin
With spots all over his skin
He was wiggling like mad
And looking quite sad
As he had squashed his figure of Qui-Gon Jinn

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 15:52

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Jan - 15:54

I sat in the back with a gun
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Post by President Trump Mon 16 Jan - 16:11

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 16 Jan - 22:30

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear

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Post by President Trump Tue 17 Jan - 9:26

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Jan - 12:52

I sat in the back with a gun
I felt weird dressed as a nun
Then the Don did appear
and was acting quite queer
So i shot him and went on the run
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Post by President Trump Tue 17 Jan - 13:20

Laugh nice one

I was thirsty and wanting a beer

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Jan - 13:33

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Jan - 13:59

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Jan - 14:03

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Jan - 14:16

I was thirsty and wanting a beer
So i went in a place that was near
But the bar was so sticky
And my friends took the micky
Last time I go dressed up as a queer

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Jan - 14:17

Laugh clap
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Jan - 14:34

Stumbling my way through a tunnel

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