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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:49 am

Just a bit of fun for today.

Change the name of a sports star to make it something funny. (Or not funny as in the case of my examples)

e.g.

Wayne Mooney
Gives up football to streak in the city centres.

Roger Treasurer
Former tennis player who decides to go into the finance sector.

Over to you..............


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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:50 am

Why? I Man

Self explanatory...
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Post by Marky on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:52 am

The Ultimate Worrier? Wink

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RVP retires from football to open a vehicle hire centre

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Post by Rowley on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:57 am

Marky wrote:The Ultimate Worrier? Wink


He said Sports star

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Post by Beer on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:00 am

Ooooooh, another Boxing v Wrestling war!!

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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:00 am

Muhammad Alley

Gives up being a retired boxer to spend his time running narrowly between or behind buildings in urban areas, often for pedestrians only.
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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:03 am

rowley wrote:
Marky wrote:The Ultimate Worrier? Wink


He said Sports star


Laugh OK

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Post by The Special Juan on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:04 am

Michael ShoeMaker
Spends his days making clogs

Thomas Muller Rice
Becomes a yoghurt salesman.
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Post by sodhat on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:05 am

rowley wrote:
Marky wrote:The Ultimate Worrier? Wink


He said Sports star

It's half the battle that you knew who he was referring to...

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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:05 am

George Foreman

Gives up being a retired boxer to become a worker or tradesman who is in charge of a construction crew. (While traditionally this role has been assumed by a senior male worker, the title in the modern sense is gender non-specific in intent.)
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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:07 am

Just to confirm, there was a thread called the Ultimate Worrier which was the inspiration behind this.

Andrew Grouse
Part time cricketer, part time gamekeeper


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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:08 am

Michael Pratley

Gives up coaching Edinburgh for Riverdance
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Post by Marky on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:08 am

Well done cleverdicks thumbsup

But I was referring to this thread that YI ripped off.

https://www.606v2.com/t1515-the-ultimate-worrier

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Eric Cantina

Quits football to form an intergalactic band taking his name that plays the same song over, and over, and over.

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Post by Adam D on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:08 am

Ricky Hatton

Starts to help out with fittings at his local milliners.

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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:09 am

Ronan O Garda

Becomes a Police man
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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:10 am

Floyd May Weather

Gives up being a boxer to become average maximum temperature 14.5 Celcius, 189.7 hours of sunshine, 67mm of rain and an average wind speed of 7.7 knots.
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Post by Afro on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:12 am

Jack Rodwell

Moves into a new career of unblocking drains
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Post by Afro on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:13 am

Andy Murray

Opens a brand new Indian restaurant in the East End of London
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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:13 am

Zigzag Brooke

Retired rugby star forgets how to walk in a straight line
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Post by Afro on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:14 am

Mark Sell by

Takes up a new profession going around shops making sure that they are not selling food that is out of date
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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:19 am

Loo is a Milton

Gives up being a racing driver to use a 17th century English poet as a toilet.
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Post by cherriesfna on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:20 am

Matt Tubby

former great footballer puts on wieght and become useless
... oh wait he is anyway!!!! mad
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:21 am

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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:21 am

Gordon Mr D'Arcy

Takes roles in period drama
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:22 am

Paddy William Wallace

Ditto
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:23 am

Sam War Burton

re makes "Where Eagles Dare"
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:24 am

and Wild Geese
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:25 am

Toby Flood defence

Lays down by a river
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:26 am

Dan Colier

works at the coal face (for once)
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:26 am

Dylan Hartleys

makes Jam
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:26 am

Chris Ash down

becomes a lumberjack.
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:27 am

or shaggs his secretary
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:28 am

Alex Corblimeygovernor

Becomes an extra in "Ask the Midwife"
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:30 am

Phillipe Salt Sella

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Post by Biltong on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:30 am

Bruce Lawrence, changed his name and emigrated to australia. Laugh
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Post by Glas a du on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:31 am

Chalk Burger

makes food for vegetarians
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Post by Biltong on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:33 am

Victor Maddenfield - released his own version of a playstation rugbygame.
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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:36 am

Keith Would

If he could, but he can't.
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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:38 am

Sven-Göran Sony Eriksson
A new range of mobile phones that are ok when just purchased but dont work properly after a few weeks.

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Post by Biltong on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:39 am

Pierre Spice - left rugby to join the spice girls.
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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:42 am

Barry McWigon

Gives up boxing punditry to bring out a range of hairpieces.
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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:43 am

Riddickulous Bowe

Gives up being an ex boxer to launch a range of oversize head adornments for young girls.
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Post by The Special Juan on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:44 am

Y I Man wrote:Sven-Göran Sony Eriksson
A new range of mobile phones that are ok when just purchased but dont work properly after a few weeks.

Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:45 am

E van Der Holly Field

Drives his Transit full of recreational drugs across a German plantation of Christmas foliage.




I will stop now.
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Post by Marky on Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:57 am

cherriesfan wrote:Matt Tubby

former great footballer puts on wieght and become useless
... oh wait he is anyway!!!! mad

AFC Boredmouth

Football team who will always be boring despite how many talented players they sign.

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Post by RANDY77 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:00 pm

Mike Dyson

Retires from boxing to transform the basic house hoover.

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Post by Union Cane on Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:02 pm

Steve Evans

Horrible, awful, objectionable, horrid little man.
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Post by RANDY77 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:02 pm

James Hook-er

Leaves Perpignan to earn his coin at Cardiff docks....

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Post by Marky on Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:07 pm

Union Cane wrote:Steve Evans

Horrible, awful, objectionable, horrid little man.

Tell us how you really feel Laugh

"Evans is our leader, Evans is our king, and this is what we think of him and this is what we sing, oh ..."

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