Classic Chat-Up Lines.

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Whats the best one you've heard?

Word of the day is legs.

How about we go to your place and spread the word?

Let's get something straight between us.

Or as Louis Theroux came up with when he tried his hand at rapping:

Wiggle wiggle
Wanna see you jiggle
You make me dribble
Fancy a fiddle?

If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first.

Have her washed and brought to my tent.

1) Flex biceps
2) Place beside the head of the female
3) Ask “ever had a gun to your head?”
4) Lather, rinse, repeat

Works every time…

Does it work 60% of the time every time?

They call me scooter,fancy a ride?

Lick my lovepump.

Thomond wrote:Does it work 60% of the time every time?

Only if combined with sex panther.

Lick my lovepump is one of the most hauntingly beautiful melodies i've ever heard. Wish someone would "complete" it, and release it as an instrumental, but keep the name.

simple, lines intertwining