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Post by Swanseadabber on Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:43 pm

First topic message reminder :

Whats the best one you've heard?
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Post by Perfect Jack on Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:56 pm

Word of the day is legs.

How about we go to your place and spread the word?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:43 am

Let's get something straight between us.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:45 am

Or as Louis Theroux came up with when he tried his hand at rapping:

Wiggle wiggle
Wanna see you jiggle
You make me dribble
Fancy a fiddle?

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Post by Fists of Fury on Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:46 pm

If you were a bogey, I'd pick you first.

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Post by greybeard on Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:54 pm

Have her washed and brought to my tent.


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Post by Mickado on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:26 pm

1) Flex biceps
2) Place beside the head of the female
3) Ask “ever had a gun to your head?”
4) Lather, rinse, repeat

Works every time…

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Post by Thomond on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:37 pm

Does it work 60% of the time every time?

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Post by Thomond on Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:52 pm

They call me scooter,fancy a ride?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:11 pm

Lick my lovepump.

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Post by Mickado on Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:17 pm

Thomond wrote:Does it work 60% of the time every time?

Only if combined with sex panther.

Lick my lovepump is one of the most hauntingly beautiful melodies i've ever heard. Wish someone would "complete" it, and release it as an instrumental, but keep the name.

simple, lines intertwining

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