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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:38 pm

Oh look, we are on a new thread!

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:39 pm

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
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Post by Galted Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:48 pm

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:48 pm

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:51 pm

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific
And we all give excellent head.

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:55 pm

Laugh

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:05 pm

My sister was dating a t0sser

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:08 pm

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:20 pm

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:21 pm

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
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Post by nadeem2099 Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:30 pm

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
And now he is a female golfer
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:31 pm

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:34 pm

On the tee he was ready to swing
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:52 pm

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 3:56 pm

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
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Post by Galted Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:16 pm

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:26 pm

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout
and it hit the flag with a ping

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:27 pm

clap Smile
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Post by Guest Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:36 pm

At the crease he was stroking his bat

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:39 pm

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
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Post by Guest Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:41 pm

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:42 pm

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip

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Post by Guest Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:44 pm

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
In chase of that arrogant t**t

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:44 pm

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
And fell on Greame Swans Cat
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Post by Guest Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:02 pm

One Limerick, two different ends

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Post by Kenny Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:06 pm

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 Aug 2012, 4:34 am

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:53 am

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:56 am

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say
There both good , so lets all be friends Very Happy
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:01 am

Very Happy - ahh, you old softy.

I was wandering around the Tate Modern

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:19 am

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all soddan
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:26 am

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:29 am

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:31 am

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
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I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
But I was in the wrong place for a Gaugin

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:32 am

clap

We really are very clever
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:13 am

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:17 am

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:41 am

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:46 am

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising
I've spilled cream all over poor Heather.

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Post by nadeem2099 Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:33 pm

laughing

This thread has too much innuendos
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Post by Galted Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:56 pm

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos

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Post by nadeem2099 Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:06 pm

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:15 pm

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss

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Post by Galted Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:20 pm

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss
if they are they should be punished with electrodes

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:53 pm

Feel free to have a good look
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Post by Guest Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:54 pm

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really Lims in our book

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Post by Kenny Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:57 pm

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 01 Sep 2012, 12:58 am

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage

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Post by Galted Sat 01 Sep 2012, 8:25 pm

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage
but we hope you don't easily spook

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