The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Oh look, we are on a new thread!
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
I know , I just put the other to bed
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific
And we all give excellent head.
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific
And we all give excellent head.
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Kenny- Moderator
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
My sister was dating a t0sser
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
I hated the way he would boss her
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
And now he is a female golfer
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
And now he is a female golfer
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
On the tee he was ready to swing
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout
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On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout
and it hit the flag with a ping
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout
and it hit the flag with a ping
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
But on twitter he was being a prat
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
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At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
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At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
In chase of that arrogant t**t
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
In chase of that arrogant t**t
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At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
And fell on Greame Swans Cat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
And fell on Greame Swans Cat
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say
There both good , so lets all be friends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say
There both good , so lets all be friends
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
- ahh, you old softy.
I was wandering around the Tate Modern
I was wandering around the Tate Modern
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all soddan
after a downpour had left me all soddan
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I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
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I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
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I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
But I was in the wrong place for a Gaugin
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
But I was in the wrong place for a Gaugin
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We really are very clever
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
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We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
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We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising
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We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising
I've spilled cream all over poor Heather.
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising
I've spilled cream all over poor Heather.
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This thread has too much innuendos
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This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
& gets spicier than pimentos
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This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
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This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss
if they are they should be punished with electrodes
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss
if they are they should be punished with electrodes
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Feel free to have a good look
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Feel free to have a good look
There's some really Lims in our book
There's some really Lims in our book
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Feel free to have a good look
There's some really Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
There's some really Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
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Feel free to have a good look
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Feel free to have a good look
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage
but we hope you don't easily spook
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage
but we hope you don't easily spook
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