The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 30 Aug 2012, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Sat 24 Nov 2012, 8:12 pm

I believe that there's life up in Mars

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:09 pm

I believe that there's life up in Mars
And I believe that fairies build cars

by Guest Sun 25 Nov 2012, 1:36 pm

I believe that there's life up in Mars
And I believe that fairies build cars
I believe my own hype

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 25 Nov 2012, 1:43 pm

I believe that there's life up in Mars
And I believe that fairies build cars
I believe my own hype
And I eat my own tripe

by **Kenny** Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:39 pm

I believe that there's life up in Mars
And I believe that fairies build cars
I believe my own hype
And I eat my own tripe
I think i spend to much time in bars !

by **Pal Joey** Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:00 pm

I went for a job as a mechanic

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:10 pm

I went for a job as a mechanic
With a Frenchman whose first name was Yannick

by **Pal Joey** Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:04 pm

I went for a job as a mechanic
With a Frenchman whose first name was Yannick
It was testing alright

by **Galted** Mon 26 Nov 2012, 7:32 am

I went for a job as a mechanic
With a Frenchman whose first name was Yannick
It was testing alright
'cos he wasn't too bright

by **Kenny** Mon 26 Nov 2012, 9:01 am

I went for a job as a mechanic
With a Frenchman whose first name was Yannick
It was testing alright
'cos he wasn't too bright
When pulled out a wrench i started to panic

by two_tone Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:52 am

He clumped me one over the head

by **Galted** Tue 27 Nov 2012, 10:54 am

He clumped me one over the head
I squealed "oi what the f*** have I said?"

by **Kenny** Tue 27 Nov 2012, 1:41 pm

He clumped me one over the head
I squealed "oi what the f*** have I said?"
"It's not what you said , it's what you did !"

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:55 am

He clumped me one over the head
I squealed "oi what the f*** have I said?"
"It's not what you said , it's what you did !"
(I'd knicked a lone shark's sick squid)

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:35 am

He clumped me one over the head
I squealed "oi what the f*** have I said?"
"It's not what you said , it's what you did !"
(I'd knicked a lone shark's sick squid)
Then he smacked me about like Judge Dread

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:30 pm

not bad but the rhythm was skewed

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:03 pm

not bad but the rhythm was skewed
with these words then we are screwed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:07 pm

not bad but the rhythm was skewed
with these words then we are screwed
we need cadence and meter

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:10 pm

not bad but the rhythm was skewed
with these words then we are screwed
we need cadence and meter
or at least an old fan heater

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:11 pm

not bad but the rhythm was skewed
with these words then we are screwed
we need cadence and meter
or at least an old fan heater
& a last line that's c***ishly lewd

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:13 pm

With some luck then we are back on track

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:17 pm

With some luck then we are back on track
with rhymes more addictive than crack

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:19 pm

With some luck then we are back on track
with rhymes more addictive than crack
we can show that we haven't lost it

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:21 pm

With some luck then we are back on track
with rhymes more addictive than crack
we can show that we haven't lost it
& at times we have bossed it

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:24 pm

With some luck then we are back on track
with rhymes more addictive than crack
we can show that we haven't lost it
& at times we have bossed it
But we are going to need Freakshow back Shocked

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:29 pm

since the weekend the threads are all bare

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:31 pm

since the weekend the threads are all bare
Like a head that no longer has hair

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:42 pm

since the weekend the threads are all bare
Like a head that no longer has hair
like a pole-dancing stripper

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 1:44 pm

since the weekend the threads are all bare
Like a head that no longer has hair
like a pole-dancing stripper
sliding up and down a big dipper

by **Galted** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 2:07 pm

since the weekend the threads are all bare
Like a head that no longer has hair
like a pole-dancing stripper
sliding up and down a big dipper
at a substandard gypo funfair

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Nov 2012, 2:08 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:41 am

Step right up, all the fun of the fair

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:45 am

Step right up, all the fun of the fair
But don't tread on that chocolate éclair

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:49 am

Step right up, all the fun of the fair
But don't tread on that chocolate éclair
Or puke on the cotton candy

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:52 am

Step right up, all the fun of the fair
But don't tread on that chocolate éclair
Or puke on the cotton candy
Or the head-in-the-box that's randy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:17 am

Step right up, all the fun of the fair
But don't tread on that chocolate éclair
Or puke on the cotton candy
Or the head-in-the-box that's randy
And if you fancy the bearded lady, then beware

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:20 am

We've insulted the half man-half woman

by **Galted** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:25 am

We've insulted the half man-half woman
& the gender-confused Gary Numan

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:27 am

We've insulted the half man-half woman
& the gender-confused Gary Numan
So we'll have to stand trial

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:29 am

We've insulted the half man-half woman
& the gender-confused Gary Numan
So we'll have to stand trial
Use our wit and our guile

by **Galted** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:37 am

We've insulted the half man-half woman
& the gender-confused Gary Numan
So we'll have to stand trial
Use our wit and our guile
as the public stand glarin' & fumin'

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:41 am

We were put to the sword in the dock

by **Galted** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:45 am

We were put to the sword in the dock
got sentenced to 6 busting rocks

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:56 am

We were put to the sword in the dock
got sentenced to 6 busting rocks
As they took us in chains

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:13 am

We were put to the sword in the dock
got sentenced to 6 busting rocks
As they took us in chains
Through sewers and drains

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:35 am

We were put to the sword in the dock
got sentenced to 6 busting rocks
As they took us in chains
Through sewers and drains
I said "But it's true, she has beard and a c0ck!"

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:36 am

by **Galted** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:53 am

by **Kenny** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:56 am

The time was right for a party

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:14 pm

The time was right for a party
With Grace Jones and Russell Harty

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