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Post by Kenny Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

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Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.


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Post by Kenny Mon 07 Oct 2013, 11:14 am

Not love escaping to one when the wife starts moaning


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Post by Pal Joey Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:47 pm

Coax a drunk octopus out of there

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Post by Kenny Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:58 pm

Do one now in the WWE

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Post by Pal Joey Sun 20 Oct 2013, 10:43 am

Keep the birds off them here

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Post by Kenny Sun 20 Oct 2013, 1:00 pm

Not get picked on by the comic

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 21 Oct 2013, 3:21 pm

Un-tie it going down it from the top

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Post by Kenny Mon 21 Oct 2013, 3:44 pm

find a can of it nowadays

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 23 Oct 2013, 3:07 pm

Not leave the top deck uneaten

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Post by Kenny Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:44 pm

ignore if your vain

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58 am

Throw it and hit a mad elephant's rump... once it has charged at you.

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Post by Kenny Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:54 pm

Avoid if your broke

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 29 Oct 2013, 9:03 am

Not trip over it occasionally

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Post by Kenny Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:04 am

Hang your trousers on if it hasn't got the bar on it

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:46 am

Put a patent on it

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Post by Kenny Fri 01 Nov 2013, 12:08 pm

afford one of the jets


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Post by Pal Joey Mon 11 Nov 2013, 8:39 am

Lead it towards the glittering prize without using a torch smeared in peanut butter.

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Post by Kenny Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:53 pm

avoid paying the toll

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 12 Nov 2013, 5:41 am

Get similar quotes to rip them out.

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Post by Kenny Tue 12 Nov 2013, 3:37 pm

make him sleep with the fishes if he's a made guy

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:27 am

Play my old VHS cassettes on... I threw mine out.

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Post by Kenny Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:33 pm

not want to kill

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 29 Nov 2013, 2:28 am

Lick your nose

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Post by Kenny Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:08 pm

think that its live

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:11 pm

Harmonize

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Post by Kenny Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:24 pm

Give it to the nephew you don't like for christmas without getting a dirty look off your wife


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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:31 pm

Spend it

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Post by Kenny Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:44 pm

get one when you need it

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:12 pm

Take it with you to church

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Post by Kenny Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:08 pm

Catch Sharks with it

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 05 Dec 2013, 9:30 pm

Imitate the canned laughter

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Post by Kenny Sat 07 Dec 2013, 2:07 pm

Get them to cook your steak well done

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 07 Dec 2013, 10:45 pm

Hang 5 on it's horn

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Post by Kenny Sun 08 Dec 2013, 6:19 pm

find a big enough one

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Dec 2013, 6:45 am

Take them seriously

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Post by Kenny Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:24 pm

Not want to toast it before eating

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:49 pm

Eat a few of them without getting that burning sensation in your guts

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Post by Kenny Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:23 pm

See one doing it's job nowadays

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 14 Dec 2013, 3:35 am

Not put it in a visible place for a few weeks.

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Post by Kenny Mon 16 Dec 2013, 2:53 pm

get it to roll past that point were the wheels lock

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Dec 2013, 1:11 pm

Stop the inevitable cycle of drought, floods, locusts and cattle rustlers.

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Post by Kenny Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:52 pm

Get all the women and children out of one to save yourself


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Post by Pal Joey Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:30 am

Get enough relief out of it in this heat.

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Post by Kenny Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:23 am

Get around one at Christmas without being bump left right and center

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:32 am

sign it with your DNA

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Post by Kenny Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:03 pm

Draw it when you you already have the 10 Jack Queen King at poker

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:51 pm

Find one without a worn pea these days

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Post by Kenny Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:14 pm

find one thats still open in the North East

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 01 Jan 2014, 11:35 pm

Fart inside it

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Post by Kenny Fri 03 Jan 2014, 3:48 pm

Get James Dean to star in a sequel

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 04 Jan 2014, 11:16 am

Break her Wand

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