Welsh Player Ratings

1 to 15 = shoite

Backs = only 1/2p was slightly better than shoite. North, Cuthbert and Williams were nearly shoite. Roberts, Priestand and Knowitall were very shoite.

Forwards = Faletau was surrounded by shoite, as was Jarvis. Jenkins was shoite and had shoite to his left and behind. Mckusker and Tunbull were shoite before they started. Warburton would have been shoite had he been playing. Anyone else not mentioned by name was shoite. Tipuric might not have been shoite but he turned up late.

Jones, Bigger, Phillips, B Davies, Beck, J Davies, Hobbard, Tipuric should try to turn up next week to see if they are less shoite than the others.

HOW DOES IT GO BY THE INSIDE SHOULDER TV PUNDIT JIFFY,WE SHOULD WIN 3 AT LEAST AS WE HAVE TO MUCH BEHIND FOR MOST.WHAT A CLOWN.

The Wales team are still in Poland. Get the imposters out now!