The Ramblings of a Incoherent Mind
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The Ramblings of a Incoherent Mind
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My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .
Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
My mind is full of unusual thoughts , things that to others will seem strange and to some may make sense ( if that is the case God help us ) .
Like the saying " I'm talking to the organ grinder not the monkey " ................... what if the monkey is grinding the organ ?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck , If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could And chuck as much as a woodchuck would , If a woodchuck could chuck wood.......................well that would depend on fast he did it or how long he had to do the job surely
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Kenny wrote:i remembered to remember remembering
Ah but did you forget to remember to forget?
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but not if shes a tiger or from Cincinnati
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:i remembered to remember remembering
Ah but did you forget to remember to forget?
Forget What ?
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Kenny wrote:i want to marry a Bengali women
Insulate your tongue with Wax because she'll cook using the dreaded Naga Morris. The ultimate spice.
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Kenny wrote:but not if shes a tiger or from Cincinnati
The tigers nearly extinct and Cincinatti ought to be
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Grandma what big eyes you've got .........................oh your really Admiral Akbar from Return of the Jedi
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Kenny wrote:Grandma what big eyes you've got .........................oh your really Admiral Akbar from Return of the Jedi
Hmmm.... I sense a trap
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Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose ......................try clearasil
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McDonalds ...........would you like to go large ? ....................carry on eating that and you will !
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snap snap fish play your cards right close to your chest of draws
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can i be in 5ive
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Kenny wrote:Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose ......................try clearasil
Can't, santa uses it as a lubricant
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mummy is tea ready
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Kenny wrote:McDonalds ...........would you like to go large ? ....................carry on eating that and you will !
Yes I would but a court order says I musn't. Meet me in the toilets.
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just one sugar
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Seven brides for Seven brothers ...............i haven't got any
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C'MON ENGLAND
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Karate from Batfink is my hero
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why do donkeys get to go for rides on the beach yet the rest of the farm yard animals dont
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70 replies 224 views people are watching
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why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up
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does my bum look big in this ? .................yes 'cause your fat
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Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up
So she can prove you wrong
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up
So she can prove you wrong
it's all mind games
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Kenny wrote:does my bum look big in this ? .................yes 'cause your fat
But thats ok because I'm going to Frak it
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Kenny wrote:70 replies 224 views people are watching
Voyeurism is alive and well
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Kenny wrote:why do donkeys get to go for rides on the beach yet the rest of the farm yard animals dont
Because no matter what they do they'll never be able to make an asss out of themselves
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Kenny wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up
So she can prove you wrong
it's all mind games
Aye, she'll mind alright.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:why does my wife ask my opinion on something when she has already made her mind up
So she can prove you wrong
it's all mind games
Aye, she'll mind alright.
good job she doesn't look on here , or does she ........................ouch
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can you Kid a Minster in Kidderminster
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knock knock ..........................nobody home
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Kenny wrote:can you Kid a Minster in Kidderminster
Depends if hes gruff or not
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Kenny wrote:knock knock ..........................nobody home
But the lights are on so hes probably high.
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carpe diem - seize the day ..............................sorry Darren
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Kenny wrote:carpe diem - seize the day ..............................sorry Darren
Thats ok - hes got another upon his head.
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who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films
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who's still buying houses on Elm St
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Kenny wrote:who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films
They aren't branches. Bears or the pope depending upon whom you ask
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Kenny wrote:who's still buying houses on Elm St
Michael Buble
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ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films
They aren't branches. Bears or the pope depending upon whom you ask
is that why the pope retired i wonder
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Kenny wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Kenny wrote:who puts those broken branches in the woods that the girl always falls over when running away from the bad guy in films
They aren't branches. Bears or the pope depending upon whom you ask
is that why the pope retired i wonder
He was suffering incontinence and the girl had to run through venice canals instead.
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my name spelt backwards is ynnek
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I'm thinking of Fostering some cans of lager
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ghahsnehahs was named thus because when the midwife came to check everything was alright two weeks after my birth I peed in her mouth and that was the sound she made.
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kebab kebab my kingdom for a kebab
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Kenny wrote:kebab kebab my kingdom for a kebab
Sorry mate, shortage of doners
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i peed in the fridge once
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Kenny wrote:i peed in the fridge once
Thats the excuse you give the ladies eh?
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i should cook when im home alone but takeaways are far to nice a thing
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