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Post by Guest on Fri 03 May 2013, 6:42 pm

Scotland - "You might not get bottled"

Bradford - "It could be worse (we're just not sure how)"

Stratford Upon Avon - "Once you've seen Shakespeare's house there's **** all left to do"

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Post by Guest on Sun 05 May 2013, 6:56 pm

Banbury (my home town) - "Fancy riding a c0ck horse?"

Oxford - "A great city for a pub crawl...if you don't want to watch any football"


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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Sun 05 May 2013, 7:18 pm

Newcastle - where women wear bikinis in the snow...

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Post by superflyweight on Mon 13 May 2013, 8:49 pm

Leeds - slightly nicer than Sheffield.
Aberdeen - it's not Dundee.
Amsterdam - so nice that Anne Frank didn't want to leave.


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Post by Il Gialloblu on Tue 14 May 2013, 3:14 pm

Laugh super

Bangkok - Some of them are women, you know
Normandy - my Grandad said it was quite lively when he was there
Wales - don't worry, it's free to get out
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Post by Guest on Tue 14 May 2013, 5:00 pm

Leeds - "Don't let the Jimmy Savile thing put you off"

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Post by dummy_half on Wed 15 May 2013, 3:46 pm

Birmingham - Sleep guaranteed, listening to this accent

Cornwall - you need a week here to recover from the jams on the M5, A303 etc.

Colwyn Bay - Easier to pronounce than Llandudno (or Dwygyfylchi, Penmaenmawr, Abergwyngregyn - all of which are real places on the North Wales coast)

Llandudno - Because the 1950s were nice, and it's not chavvy like Colwyn Bay

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Post by Galted on Wed 15 May 2013, 7:12 pm

Malta - Don't bother, it's sh1t
Johannesburg - It's not very beautiful but at least you'll get r@ped
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Post by sodhat on Thu 16 May 2013, 9:29 am

Norfolk - Just keep driving
North London - murder free for 40 minutes

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Post by Dr Gregory House MD on Sun 23 Jun 2013, 11:05 pm

Dundee- Statsitically easier to shag a teenager here than anywhere else is europe

Glasgow- Welcome to the Belfast experince

St Andrews- Because the real Scotland is just too much

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Post by Hero on Sun 23 Jun 2013, 11:31 pm

Macclesfield - The guy from Joy Division died here, that's about it really

Norwich - Where family comes first

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Post by Duty281 on Mon 24 Jun 2013, 12:55 pm

Wales - Bring your own sheep.
Alabama - I've got twelve toes - have you?
Mogadishu - The world's most extreme outdoor adventure park. 
Scotland - If the rain, hail and snow don't get you, the sh!te football will!

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Post by two_tone on Tue 06 Aug 2013, 5:41 pm

You won a city break to Brighton? Bummer.

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Post by McLaren on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 3:41 am

I was watching Stephen fry's tour of America the other day and he was seriously impressed by the actual slogan for Kentucky;

Unbridled Spirit


Famous for horse breeding and bourbon of course.
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Post by ONETWOFOREVER on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 9:24 am

Luton: Relax! the train goes in both directions

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Post by ONETWOFOREVER on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 9:34 am

Thailand: Glitter swears by it
London: because you never know

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Post by TopHat24/7 on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 9:35 am

Stevenage - at least it's not Luton.

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Post by ONETWOFOREVER on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 9:40 am

Las Vegas: ''What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....except herpes that sh*t will come back with ya!

The hangover

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 10:13 am

Liverpool - when your SatNav is broken

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Post by rIck_dAgless on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 10:21 am

Hyde - where there is a will there is a way

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Post by two_tone on Wed 07 Aug 2013, 5:18 pm

Glasgow - A cut above the rest
Wales - If you're feeling sheepish...

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Post by GG on Thu 08 Aug 2013, 1:26 am

Bongo Bongo Land - Nice sunglasses, apartments and expensive cars Cool Cool 

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Post by Hulking_up on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 2:23 pm

Brighton - A huge awray of bars for the perfect bender.

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Post by Mickado on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 3:11 pm

Ireland - please, for the love of god come visit, we're still broke

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Post by welshy824 (new) on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 4:14 pm

Wrexham- don't bother....
Vietnam- You don't know man, you weren't there!!!

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Post by Guest on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 4:29 pm

Peru - Play the sherbet lottery and win an extended stay.

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Post by ONETWOFOREVER on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 7:37 pm

Canada - Come see what its all abooot

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Post by JuliusHMarx on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:16 pm

Zanzibar - Aceeeeeeed!

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Post by Duty281 on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:35 pm

Somerset - 'Cos I've got a brand new combine harvester, I'll give you the key!

Falklands - Why have two women fighting over you, when you can have two countries instead?

Argentina - Officially claiming things that aren't theirs since 1982.

France - Only fit to host an invasion.

Jamaica - Home to Lord Barrington Hayles.

Bongo Bongo Land - Still above Scotland in the FIFA world rankings.

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Post by JDizzle on Tue 13 Aug 2013, 10:54 pm

welshy824 (new) wrote:Wrexham- don't bother....
Whoa. Outrageous.

Australia - If you can hold a bat, we'll give you a game.

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Post by Guest on Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:06 am

Montenegro - not a racist sounding country unless Luis Suarez pronounces it....then there's gonna be bother

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Post by rIck_dAgless on Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:17 am

Uraguay - a lot more chilled out now than it used to be

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Post by Guest on Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:20 am

Zimbabwe - offically perfect (675% of the electorate can't daren't be wrong)

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Post by welshy824 (new) on Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:48 pm

JDizzle wrote:
welshy824 (new) wrote:Wrexham- don't bother....
Whoa. Outrageous.

Australia - If you can hold a bat, we'll give you a game.
ok
teenage pregnancy capital of Europe?
STI free since never?
Home to not quite the worst university in Britain?

all fairly apt for Wrexham (I should know, I live 10 minutes away)

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Post by JDizzle on Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:50 am

welshy824 (new) wrote:
JDizzle wrote:
welshy824 (new) wrote:Wrexham- don't bother....
Whoa. Outrageous.

Australia - If you can hold a bat, we'll give you a game.
ok
teenage pregnancy capital of Europe?
STI free since never?
Home to not quite the worst university in Britain?

all fairly apt for Wrexham (I should know, I live 10 minutes away)
I know, me too. You just have to have a fond affection for the place no matter how crap it is.

Wrexham- At least there aren't many murders.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack on Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:04 pm

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/wrexham-pub-death-court-appearance-4749744

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Post by JDizzle on Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:31 pm

That's sort of the joke...

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Post by westisbest on Wed 21 Aug 2013, 5:15 pm

Hulking_up wrote:Brighton - A huge awray of bars for the perfect bender.
 
Laugh Laugh we have a winner.

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