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101 Uses for One Direction !!!!

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 14 May 2013, 1:10 pm

1. Use them as Afghanistan peace envoys by hosting a concert deep in Taliban territory.....Showing commitment to the process by allowing the Taliban to take over the Security for the event!!...

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Post by Guest Tue 14 May 2013, 1:15 pm

Attach food parcels to them and drop them from an aeroplane over villages filled with starving people...

101 times.....a day

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Post by Galted Tue 14 May 2013, 1:25 pm

3. medical experiments
4. general experiments
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Post by Guest Tue 14 May 2013, 1:28 pm

4. Bury them up to their necks and use them as golf tees...at a course for the blind!

5. Use them as an alternative to dart boards

6. Use them to test the lastest version of the RPG proof vest

7. Send them to set up a human colony on Mars...but don't send any females

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Post by The Womble Tue 14 May 2013, 1:46 pm

DAVE667 wrote:4. Bury them up to their necks and use them as golf tees...at a course for the blind!

5. Use them as an alternative to dart boards

6. Use them to test the lastest version of the RPG proof vest

7. Send them to set up a human colony on Mars...but don't send any females

Laugh

Get them to star in Saw 8 (or whatever number they're up to) but don't actually make it a film......make it real
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Post by Galted Tue 14 May 2013, 1:48 pm

9 - as a substitute for horsemeat in Tesco's lasagne
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Post by cherriesfna Tue 14 May 2013, 2:45 pm

10 - fight to the death in a roman themed coloasium, with lions and tigers and nikki Minaj
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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 14 May 2013, 2:48 pm

11. Use their music in the background whilst waterboarding terrorists.....and show these guys we really do mean business!!

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Post by Guest Tue 14 May 2013, 3:29 pm

12. Sod that, just waterboard them...under the guise of training techniques.

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Post by Rowley Tue 14 May 2013, 5:02 pm

Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 14 May 2013, 6:55 pm

That's a lousy number 13...Rowley!!

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Post by Guest Tue 14 May 2013, 7:47 pm

That's what Rowley's missus says about his efforts at a 69 too

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Post by ONETWOFOREVER Tue 14 May 2013, 9:31 pm

14 - Lets bring to life the late great Bill Hicks before its time reality program

''Lets hunt and KILL Billy Ray Cyrus'' but instead of Bill Ray we kick it off with

''Lets hunt, torture and finally KILL 1 Direction''

Heres how it works guys...

We unleash the hounds of hell over the globe untill we catch up with these fruity little prepubescent retards, put a gun in each of their mouths and....

On the undercard will be...
Callum Best
Lil Wayne
Alan Carr
The current cast of Eastenders
and of course not forgetting Bill's wish that we hunt and KILL..
Billy Ray Cyrus
Mc Hammer
Marky Mark aka Mark Walhberg
and Vanilla Ice

cheers

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Post by ONETWOFOREVER Wed 15 May 2013, 8:50 am

15 - There are 5 of them right?

Floyd is looking for his next 5 opponants is he not?

How about it then. Floyd Mayweather v 1 Direction. No 3 knock down rule and neither the ref or the corner can stop the fight. Floyd to be on $10billion an eye $5billion a rib and $20billion per vocal chord.

I would pay big money to see that.

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Post by Galted Wed 15 May 2013, 9:05 am

16 - crash test dummies
17 - living organ donors
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Post by MIG Wed 15 May 2013, 9:10 am

Rowley wrote:Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

I've got to agree with this, if you find people like this offensive I think it says more about you than them. I'll never buy one of their records or go and see them but I have respect for them for going out and earning money any way they can. And the kids love them, whats wrong with that?

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Post by Galted Wed 15 May 2013, 9:19 am

MIG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

I've got to agree with this, if you find people like this offensive I think it says more about you than them. I'll never buy one of their records or go and see them but I have respect for them for going out and earning money any way they can. And the kids love them, whats wrong with that?

Don't think too many people find them offensive, it's just a gesture of goodwill to the community by 606v2 to find uses for things that currently have none. The thread could just as easily have been about used tea-bags, Gwyneth Paltrow or maps of Yugoslavia.
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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 15 May 2013, 10:13 am

MIG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Never understood why people get wound up about bands like this. I will never go and watch them live, will never buy a record by them and they are unlikely to appear on any TV programmes I watch. As such they have an almost nonexistent impact on my life. Let them earn their coin whilst they can, good luck them them.

I've got to agree with this, if you find people like this offensive I think it says more about you than them. I'll never buy one of their records or go and see them but I have respect for them for going out and earning money any way they can. And the kids love them, whats wrong with that?

Any publicity is good publicity....It's just fun..

18. Part of a Government scheme to improve the standards of our prisons by living with them for a week and interviewing them.....In the sex offenders unit !!

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Post by Galted Wed 15 May 2013, 10:41 am

19 - testing which parts of the body are pitbull-proof
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Post by The Womble Wed 15 May 2013, 10:41 am

Galted wrote:16 - crash test dummies
17 - living organ donors

What? Get them to do a cover of the international smash hit Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm??
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Post by dummy_half Thu 16 May 2013, 1:40 pm

20 - cast them in Game of Thrones as minstrels for King Joffrey. Oh, and let Joffrey have some real crossbow bolts.

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Post by VDT Wed 22 May 2013, 3:46 pm

21. The curly haired one could be used as a toilet brush
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