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Does anyone have it so bad for someone off the telly?
I do.
Mrs Willoughby. My GOD the things I would do, they would have to lock me up UNDER the jail. If I ever got out I would be a very, very old man.
Does anyone have it so bad for someone off the telly?
I do.
Mrs Willoughby. My GOD the things I would do, they would have to lock me up UNDER the jail. If I ever got out I would be a very, very old man.
ONETWOFOREVER- Posts : 5510
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It was 1993, TopHat. Brazilians, landing strips, vejazzles were unheard of back then.TopHat24/7 wrote:Ironic name for a film, Short Cuts, if she did indeed have a 'muff'.
I never thought I would ever type the word 'vejazzle' in my life time but you know what, it felt really liberating.
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Nothing wrong with a red carpet, Galted.Galted wrote:Short Cuts was brilliant but the muff scene was seriously offputting - went on for way too long (she could have at least dyed the damn thing).Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I still fancy Julianne Moore quite a lot.
It all started when I saw her muff in Short Cuts (1993) which, incidentally, is a good film if anyone hasn't seen it.
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If it's splayed in front of you then fair enough but when it's attached to some on-screen bint with an iron in her hand yacking away for 20 minutes no thanks.Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Nothing wrong with a red carpet, Galted.Galted wrote:Short Cuts was brilliant but the muff scene was seriously offputting - went on for way too long (she could have at least dyed the damn thing).Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I still fancy Julianne Moore quite a lot.
It all started when I saw her muff in Short Cuts (1993) which, incidentally, is a good film if anyone hasn't seen it.
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Genuinely feel sorry for you old boys, tragic that basic pubic hygiene took so long to sort itself out...Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was 1993, TopHat. Brazilians, landing strips, vejazzles were unheard of back then.TopHat24/7 wrote:Ironic name for a film, Short Cuts, if she did indeed have a 'muff'.
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I was only 16 in 1993, TopHat. 16 and awkward. I didn't feel it appropriate to ask any lady I managed to get hold of if she'd mind having a quick trim down there.TopHat24/7 wrote:Genuinely feel sorry for you old boys, tragic that basic pubic hygiene took so long to sort itself out...Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was 1993, TopHat. Brazilians, landing strips, vejazzles were unheard of back then.TopHat24/7 wrote:Ironic name for a film, Short Cuts, if she did indeed have a 'muff'.
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16? There's me thinking you were older than that! I was only 9, so it definitely wasn't an issue for me.
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Not so sure that's still the case these days!TopHat24/7 wrote:I was only 9, so it definitely wasn't an issue for me.
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'Vajazzle' surely? Not 'vejazzle' - that's when you decorate vegetables.Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was 1993, TopHat. Brazilians, landing strips, vejazzles were unheard of back then.TopHat24/7 wrote:Ironic name for a film, Short Cuts, if she did indeed have a 'muff'.
I never thought I would ever type the word 'vejazzle' in my life time but you know what, it felt really liberating.
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Who'd have thought that Jamie Oliver was making porn when he sprinkles basil on his spudsJuliusHMarx wrote:'Vajazzle' surely? Not 'vejazzle' - that's when you decorate vegetables.Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was 1993, TopHat. Brazilians, landing strips, vejazzles were unheard of back then.TopHat24/7 wrote:Ironic name for a film, Short Cuts, if she did indeed have a 'muff'.
I never thought I would ever type the word 'vejazzle' in my life time but you know what, it felt really liberating.
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Krista Allen & Natasha Henstridge in their prime but still so hot.
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There's a dark haired girl on Channel 5 who presents the early morning kids show on "Milkshake" She's a bit too musical theatre but I do think she's cute.
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Does someone's voice count? If it does then Jim Carter He's just been on Would I Lie To You? Melting...
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That would probably be Amy? In which case, I agree.DAVE667 wrote:There's a dark haired girl on Channel 5 who presents the early morning kids show on "Milkshake" She's a bit too musical theatre but I do think she's cute.
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But what makes it worse is Dave has no kids and hes watching Milkshake in the early hours of the morninAzzy Mahmood wrote:That would probably be Amy? In which case, I agree.DAVE667 wrote:There's a dark haired girl on Channel 5 who presents the early morning kids show on "Milkshake" She's a bit too musical theatre but I do think she's cute.
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Think she's called Jen.Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:But what makes it worse is Dave has no kids and hes watching Milkshake in the early hours of the morninAzzy Mahmood wrote:That would probably be Amy? In which case, I agree.DAVE667 wrote:There's a dark haired girl on Channel 5 who presents the early morning kids show on "Milkshake" She's a bit too musical theatre but I do think she's cute.
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Horses for courses m'man. As I said, Jen's a little too "musical theatre" and no-one should be that hyper at 6am unless they on drugs (or a toddler) but I think she's cute.
That Irish guy who in the macho stakes makes Graham Norton look like Jason Statham really REALLY irritates the sh1t out of me.
That Irish guy who in the macho stakes makes Graham Norton look like Jason Statham really REALLY irritates the sh1t out of me.
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Seen the film 'just go with it' last night... my word, Brooklyn Decker is the finest woman I have ever seen! I want to hold her hand and have ice tea with her...
ps- jennifer aniston looked incredible in that film too
ps- jennifer aniston looked incredible in that film too
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She is just beautiful.John wrote:Krista Allen & Natasha Henstridge in their prime but still so hot.
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detective Lisbon From the Mentalist has the sexiest mouth area ever.
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Don't know why of all the creepy stuff posted on this thread that this sounds the rapiest, but it does.incontinentia wrote:Seen the film 'just go with it' last night... my word, Brooklyn Decker is the finest woman I have ever seen! I want to hold her hand and have ice tea with her...
ps- jennifer aniston looked incredible in that film too
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And now he's come out as gay, which instantly tells me 2 things:Duty281 wrote:Tom Daley.
*Sighs longingly*
1) My gaydar is never wrong.
2) Any fantasy I have about him isn't that far-fetched!
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Mila Kunis fans should checkout Santa with MusclesFists of Fury wrote:Actress from Game of Thrones...Emilia Clarke. Might be to do with the fact that she constantly gets her baps out but yes, her.
Mila Kunis being an obvious one, too. Seems to be not only the best looking woman in the world but the sort that'd be decent girlfriend material too...(she did used to play World of Warcraft, after all).
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Duty281 wrote:And now he's come out as gay, which instantly tells me 2 things:Duty281 wrote:Tom Daley.
*Sighs longingly*
1) My gaydar is never wrong.
2) Any fantasy I have about him isn't that far-fetched!
He is obviously a bit AC/DC. You need to get in quick before a nefarious women turns him back again.Tom Daley wrote: "Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier."
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I used to have a thing for Tammy Oldham as she looked like a fitter version of one of my ex's
But now its Katrina Bryan from Nina and the Neurons
But now its Katrina Bryan from Nina and the Neurons
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Zooey Deschanel finally knocked Drew Barrymore off the top spot last year and she's maintaining it well. These are top drawer women for cherishing only. I'd probably keep them a Hannibal Lecter style glass cell in order to shield them from the evils of the world. For nobbing it would probably be some dirty old piece like Jordan or Helen Mirren.
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How about Katy Perry?seanmichaels wrote:Zooey Deschanel finally knocked Drew Barrymore off the top spot last year and she's maintaining it well. These are top drawer women for cherishing only. I'd probably keep them a Hannibal Lecter style glass cell in order to shield them from the evils of the world. For nobbing it would probably be some dirty old piece like Jordan or Helen Mirren.
She's basically Zooey D with great jubblies. (and less the stupid name)
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Pezza is ok but I don't think she has Deschanel's breeding. I think she'd fart a lot too.
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Ah, he's a bit like me in that regard.Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Duty281 wrote:And now he's come out as gay, which instantly tells me 2 things:Duty281 wrote:Tom Daley.
*Sighs longingly*
1) My gaydar is never wrong.
2) Any fantasy I have about him isn't that far-fetched!He is obviously a bit AC/DC. You need to get in quick before a nefarious women turns him back again.Tom Daley wrote: "Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier."
I desperately need to draw up a list of what me and him have in common, and then have a speculative hunt on Grindr for him.
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I believe Daly is what's referred to as "Bi now, Gay later"
Good luck to him though, why should I care though. Don't watch the Diving when it's on TV, won't be watching his ridiculous "Can swim, Won't swim" show and the chances are, Daly has peaked already given his preference for the media spotlight as opposed to the hard slog associated with training to be top dog in your chosen profession.
Good luck to him though, why should I care though. Don't watch the Diving when it's on TV, won't be watching his ridiculous "Can swim, Won't swim" show and the chances are, Daly has peaked already given his preference for the media spotlight as opposed to the hard slog associated with training to be top dog in your chosen profession.
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Yeah I'd agree with that. Perhaps he realised that coming out as gay, rather than bi, would hurt his sponsorship dealings/fan base? He's left a bit of a safety net that way.DAVE667 wrote:I believe Daly is what's referred to as "Bi now, Gay later"
Good luck to him though, why should I care though. Don't watch the Diving when it's on TV, won't be watching his ridiculous "Can swim, Won't swim" show and the chances are, Daly has peaked already given his preference for the media spotlight as opposed to the hard slog associated with training to be top dog in your chosen profession.
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Although taking a quick scan through the morning papers, it would appear the word "bisexual" is banned by the media.Duty281 wrote:Yeah I'd agree with that. Perhaps he realised that coming out as gay, rather than bi, would hurt his sponsorship dealings/fan base? He's left a bit of a safety net that way.DAVE667 wrote:I believe Daly is what's referred to as "Bi now, Gay later"
Good luck to him though, why should I care though. Don't watch the Diving when it's on TV, won't be watching his ridiculous "Can swim, Won't swim" show and the chances are, Daly has peaked already given his preference for the media spotlight as opposed to the hard slog associated with training to be top dog in your chosen profession.
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