Mike Tyson's Autobiography

This will be insane. I used to detest him for the way he has behaved, but I can't help but admit that this book will have to be one of the better reads.

Carried a fake willy around to pass drug tests.

Paid someone 250,000 after his tiger bit them.

Imagine the rest.

Fake willies were standard things back in the day.........Take a pee when you are clean and give them that pee when you're called.........

I used to have one.........So I could get some sleep while My Mrs was being pleasured..

I guess you need something to cuddle up to, to get some sleep, if your mrs is being pleasured by the didsbury first 15

It takes 15 Didsbury guys........ for her to get the pleasure 1 Boston boy brings.......

Am looking forward to this Sean, have got tickets to Mike’s one man show next year so not sure I want to read the book before then in case it spoils it but will read it at some point. Whatever one’s views on Mike is pretty undeniable he has had some life so if he is honest about half of it should make for a cracking read.

Rowley wrote:Am looking forward to this Sean, have got tickets to Mike’s one man show next year so not sure I want to read the book before then in case it spoils it but will read it at some point. Whatever one’s views on Mike is pretty undeniable he has had some life so if he is honest about half of it should make for a cracking read.

I am sure it will. Like him or not, he has lived one hell of a life.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:It takes 15 Didsbury guys........ for her to get the pleasure 1 Boston boy brings.......

1 in 15 didsbury boys likes licking anuses?

Rowley wrote:Am looking forward to this Sean, have got tickets to Mike’s one man show next year so not sure I want to read the book before then in case it spoils it but will read it at some point. Whatever one’s views on Mike is pretty undeniable he has had some life so if he is honest about half of it should make for a cracking read.

where is it?

The funniest part of the book is when he caught Brad Pitt in a car with his then wife Robin Givens. According to Tyson he first thought Givens was in the car with a lady friend but as he approached he saw it was a young blonde man stoned out of his head and ''ready to recieve his last rites'' when he saw prime Mike Tyson approaching.

Had me in stitches that one.

Apparently Frank Warren is considering legal action over his drug use and use of the fake todger.

Frank must be broke. Is there any other sport where lawyers make so much money out of? Where the actual participants get ripped off so often?

hampo171 wrote:Apparently Frank Warren is considering legal action over his drug use and use of the fake todger.

I suppose boxing's not big enough for two cheating bell-ends.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:The funniest part of the book is when he caught Brad Pitt in a car with his then wife Robin Givens. According to Tyson he first thought Givens was in the car with a lady friend but as he approached he saw it was a young blonde man stoned out of his head and ''ready to recieve his last rites'' when he saw prime Mike Tyson approaching.

Had me in stitches that one.

I can't understand why she would chose Brad Pitt over Mike Tyson, very similar in looks.

Nico the gman wrote:

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:The funniest part of the book is when he caught Brad Pitt in a car with his then wife Robin Givens. According to Tyson he first thought Givens was in the car with a lady friend but as he approached he saw it was a young blonde man stoned out of his head and ''ready to recieve his last rites'' when he saw prime Mike Tyson approaching.

Had me in stitches that one.

I can't understand why she would chose Brad Pitt over Mike Tyson, very similar in looks.

$$$$$$$$. She had larceny in her eyes. Plus Tyson was bog news and was good for her career.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Am looking forward to this Sean, have got tickets to Mike’s one man show next year so not sure I want to read the book before then in case it spoils it but will read it at some point. Whatever one’s views on Mike is pretty undeniable he has had some life so if he is honest about half of it should make for a cracking read.

where is it?

Sorry Shah, did not see this. He is doing a few dates in London and one in Manchester and Dublin. I am going to the Manchester show. Looking forward to it, has been very well reviewed in Vegas and on Broadway.

Mayweathers cellmate wrote:

hampo171 wrote:Apparently Frank Warren is considering legal action over his drug use and use of the fake todger.

I suppose boxing's not big enough for two cheating bell-ends.