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Not 100% what this means but I am pretty sure it refers to a special type of irritable person who serves no purpose other then being a grade A knob.
I will start.........
Spencer from MIC
Not 100% what this means but I am pretty sure it refers to a special type of irritable person who serves no purpose other then being a grade A knob.
I will start.........
Spencer from MIC
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My list of knobs is:
Galted
Glated
Gayted
Hugh Jackman
Galted
Glated
Gayted
Hugh Jackman
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And it's not just me....
DAVE667 wrote:
606 v2's Tino - a grade A top class full on no additives or e-numbers dyed in the wool twunt.
606 v2's Rowley who is in grave danger of his Yorkshire passport by virtue of his association with the above mentioned grade A top class full on no additives or e-numbers dyed in the wool twunt, Tino.
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They really aren't. The first Hangover is a reasonably enough comedy, the second is perhaps the laziest most half arsed cash in I have ever seen in my life and someone should have told them the third was a comedy so they could have remembered to put some jokes in.Lumbering_Jack wrote:I like Bradley cooper. Hangover (all of them) and limitless are modern day classics.
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Galted's mum and dad wrote:
Galted is a knob. A complete and utter knob. Silly boy and we apologise to the world for bringing him into it.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted's mum and dad wrote:
Galted is a knob. A complete and utter knob. Silly boy and we apologise to the world for bringing him into it.
True story: when I was born I had to be pulled out by the head with forceps and shoved in an incubator. My head was apparently a bit stretched and bent to the side, looked like the sort of hat gnomes wear - my dad reckons when the nurse showed him his baby he told her to f off.
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Gove and Osborne. Osborne was on the other day interviewed about backtracking on the housing thing. He just looks like a man you'd enjoy punching in the face until your hands couldn't take anymore, then you'd start kicking.
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Happened to my niece. Did you have to wear a skull cap?Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted's mum and dad wrote:
Galted is a knob. A complete and utter knob. Silly boy and we apologise to the world for bringing him into it.
True story: when I was born I had to be pulled out by the head with forceps and shoved in an incubator. My head was apparently a bit stretched and bent to the side, looked like the sort of hat gnomes wear - my dad reckons when the nurse showed him his baby he told her to f off.
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Don't know, there aren't very many baby photos of me. I was ugly enough without having a skew head.
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Do you look like Sloth?Galted wrote:Don't know, there aren't very many baby photos of me. I was ugly enough without having a skew head.
Could be worse, you could look like Catweazle.
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I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
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Has your mother finally come round to the "only a face a mother could love" line of thought then?Galted wrote:I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
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I let her out of the cellar twice a year so she can compliment me.ShahenshahG wrote:Has your mother finally come round to the "only a face a mother could love" line of thought then?Galted wrote:I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
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Galted wrote:I let her out of the cellar twice a year so she can compliment me.ShahenshahG wrote:Has your mother finally come round to the "only a face a mother could love" line of thought then?Galted wrote:I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
So her compliments are borne out of gratefulness that she only sees you twice a year?
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Watch that cheekiness, son, there's still space for a few more down there.ShahenshahG wrote:Galted wrote:I let her out of the cellar twice a year so she can compliment me.ShahenshahG wrote:Has your mother finally come round to the "only a face a mother could love" line of thought then?Galted wrote:I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
So her compliments are borne out of gratefulness that she only sees you twice a year?
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Probably be the safest place for a man judging by this forum. Tino's children are violent psychopaths, you apparently look like jocelyn wildenstein and rowley is from emmerdale.Galted wrote:Watch that cheekiness, son, there's still space for a few more down there.ShahenshahG wrote:Galted wrote:I let her out of the cellar twice a year so she can compliment me.ShahenshahG wrote:Has your mother finally come round to the "only a face a mother could love" line of thought then?Galted wrote:I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
So her compliments are borne out of gratefulness that she only sees you twice a year?
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ShahenshahG wrote:Probably be the safest place for a man judging by this forum. Tino's children are violent psychopaths, you apparently look like jocelyn wildenstein and rowley is from emmerdale.Galted wrote:Watch that cheekiness, son, there's still space for a few more down there.ShahenshahG wrote:Galted wrote:I let her out of the cellar twice a year so she can compliment me.ShahenshahG wrote:Has your mother finally come round to the "only a face a mother could love" line of thought then?Galted wrote:I outgrew the ugliness, I'm now devilishly handsome.
So her compliments are borne out of gratefulness that she only sees you twice a year?
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jocelyn wildenstein - holy sh1t. what happened to her? was she on those drug trials as well?
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She eventually turned into Morph and is now looking for a new art project
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Sounds about right given he was ko'd on his first night out with his new Bath team-mates. Was a peach of a punch too.seanmichaels wrote:To do with why Toulon sacked him. Long story but involved him getting sparked cold twice in one night and still coming back for more. Very funnywestisbest wrote:Whats the story?seanmichaels wrote:Good shout. I've got a good story about him.Galted wrote:spread the hatred brother westwestisbest wrote:Jack Whitehall
also,
Gavin Henson
What a plonker.
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Piers Morgan?
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Big Sam laughing at Chico Flores is a modern classic. Purely for this, he's not a knob.
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One of my favourite football moments from the last decade, in fact.
Adding to the Big Sam legendness - you seen the interview with Mourinho about him? More classic JM, asked about which manager he'd least like to get in a touchline-tussle with he responded, "BIG SAM!! He'd kill me!".
Adding to the Big Sam legendness - you seen the interview with Mourinho about him? More classic JM, asked about which manager he'd least like to get in a touchline-tussle with he responded, "BIG SAM!! He'd kill me!".
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Big Sam is a knob for the simple fact he was firmly inserted up Alex Ferguson's ar$e for so long.
"Fergie chews gum so I'll chew gum"
"Fergie doesn't like Rafa so I'll not like Rafa either and whatever Rafa does to upset Fergie, I'll be upset as well. Also, when I play Fergie, I won't try to win cos I don't want to upset him." Knob!
Stacey Solomon...she's the colour of clay except her teeth which resemble the flash you'd see nanoseconds after a nuclear explosion. She's as thick a pig-sh!t whilst also managing to be a dull as dish (or ditch) water. Lady Knob!
Jon Richardson...becoming so unbearably smug yet pathetic, I'm in danger of kicking my telly through the wall and into my neighbour's house. Utter knob!
"Fergie chews gum so I'll chew gum"
"Fergie doesn't like Rafa so I'll not like Rafa either and whatever Rafa does to upset Fergie, I'll be upset as well. Also, when I play Fergie, I won't try to win cos I don't want to upset him." Knob!
Stacey Solomon...she's the colour of clay except her teeth which resemble the flash you'd see nanoseconds after a nuclear explosion. She's as thick a pig-sh!t whilst also managing to be a dull as dish (or ditch) water. Lady Knob!
Jon Richardson...becoming so unbearably smug yet pathetic, I'm in danger of kicking my telly through the wall and into my neighbour's house. Utter knob!
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Hahaha I really like Jon Richardson!!
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I can't abide him. Watched his dvd the other year and it was just a video version of someone who would ring the Samaritans whining about how their life sucked.
One has to wonder just how much low self esteem (yet infinite patience) the woman who is now seeing him actually possesses
One has to wonder just how much low self esteem (yet infinite patience) the woman who is now seeing him actually possesses
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You mean the woman that has started seeing him since he became rich and successful?
Sure money can buy a lot of patience.
Sure money can buy a lot of patience.
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No, it's just that there's a time and a place for people to find love...like that Polish lass who is seeing that fat fella in his 40's...you know....the one who scooped £130 million on the Lottery.
Makes me all weepy
Makes me all weepy
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Lol yeh, cracked me up, and her money tried to suggest she wasn't a gold digger!!
Fair play to the bloke IMO, if your missus ditches you and you've got a wedge why not have fun with it. No different to buying a flash car or a boat, use it and trade it in when you want.
Fair play to the bloke IMO, if your missus ditches you and you've got a wedge why not have fun with it. No different to buying a flash car or a boat, use it and trade it in when you want.
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Really? Think you'll find that if you trade in a flash car after you're bored with it, the jilted car won't come back with a lawyer to try and rip your balls out through your walletTopHat24/7 wrote:Lol yeh, cracked me up, and her money tried to suggest she wasn't a gold digger!!
Fair play to the bloke IMO, if your missus ditches you and you've got a wedge why not have fun with it. No different to buying a flash car or a boat, use it and trade it in when you want.
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1. They're about to make pre-nups legally binding in E&W.
2. I never said marry the bitch!!
2. I never said marry the bitch!!
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I quite like Stacey Solomon. A bit thick but I'm sure she means no harm.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Katie Hopkins.
'Knob' doesn't do her justice.
Though it's people, tacky day time tv, and glossy mags that give her a mouthpiece.
People need to stop giving her the oxygen of publicity.
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TopHat24/7 wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Katie Hopkins.
'Knob' doesn't do her justice.
Though it's people, tacky day time tv, and glossy mags that give her a mouthpiece.
People need to stop giving her the oxygenof publicity.
Fixed that for ya mate
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Germaine Greer. No need to expand on that, I'm sure.
Adrian Effing Chiles, too. His little cartoon face staring wistfully at Roy Keane gets on my nerves, as does the fact that he clearly knows slightly less than nowt about football. A creepy hack.
Adrian Effing Chiles, too. His little cartoon face staring wistfully at Roy Keane gets on my nerves, as does the fact that he clearly knows slightly less than nowt about football. A creepy hack.
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88Chris05 wrote:Germaine Greer. No need to expand on that, I'm sure.
Adrian Effing Chiles, too. His little cartoon face staring wistfully at Roy Keane gets on my nerves, as does the fact that he clearly knows slightly less than nowt about football. A creepy hack.
I like Germaine Greer when I'm not watching the channel she's on.
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I long for the day when Germaine Greer realizes she onto a real loser with this feminism lark, thinks "Oh balls to it" and appears stark naked on Newsnight.
Must be soul destroying for the woman when YouTube video of girls doing neknominations in Asda in their underwear garner more interest than whatever it is she blathers about on a regular basis.
She annoyed me (and a number of other people) when she suggested that a little girl giving her father a kiss is using her sexuality to exploit him. If for no other reason that that, she deserves the title "Lady Knob of Knobbington Hall"
Must be soul destroying for the woman when YouTube video of girls doing neknominations in Asda in their underwear garner more interest than whatever it is she blathers about on a regular basis.
She annoyed me (and a number of other people) when she suggested that a little girl giving her father a kiss is using her sexuality to exploit him. If for no other reason that that, she deserves the title "Lady Knob of Knobbington Hall"
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Oddly enough, Dave, that little gem by Greer was at the forefront of my mind when I listed her above.
Olly Murs has just come on the radio at work, which reminds me - I hate him.
Olly Murs has just come on the radio at work, which reminds me - I hate him.
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Extending this a little further - if you could pick three people you'd least like to get stuck in a lift with, who would they be?
I'd go for:
Bob Crow (I'd subsequently spend the rest of my life in prison, which is a bit Poopie)
Katie Hopkins
'White' Dee
I'd go for:
Bob Crow (I'd subsequently spend the rest of my life in prison, which is a bit Poopie)
Katie Hopkins
'White' Dee
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Wait a minute, when the HELL did TINO become an Administrator???!?!?!?!!?!
Didn't even go via Mod status first!!
#cashforhonoursscandal
Wait a minute, when the HELL did TINO become an Administrator???!?!?!?!!?!
Didn't even go via Mod status first!!
#cashforhonoursscandal
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Don't mind Olly Murs...seems a nice enough lad who realizes just how lucky he is.
Barbara Windsor's just been on the radio though and she, along with Julie Goodyear, deserve a place on the list. Talentless old hags somehow afford Superstar status despite essentially playing themselves forever and we're suppose to consider them actresses.
Years ago I was on a plane to Lanzarote and Julie Goodyear was sat in front of me with her fella (who may or may not be her husband now). She refused to swap seats with a woman with walking sticks to give her more leg room and completely blanked another woman who approached her to said hello as she was an old school friend. Pig ignorant arrogant old c**t who should have been sent packing years ago.
Barbara Windsor's just been on the radio though and she, along with Julie Goodyear, deserve a place on the list. Talentless old hags somehow afford Superstar status despite essentially playing themselves forever and we're suppose to consider them actresses.
Years ago I was on a plane to Lanzarote and Julie Goodyear was sat in front of me with her fella (who may or may not be her husband now). She refused to swap seats with a woman with walking sticks to give her more leg room and completely blanked another woman who approached her to said hello as she was an old school friend. Pig ignorant arrogant old c**t who should have been sent packing years ago.
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Spike Lee is another. Vile, bitter little man and I'd better not say much else as the thread will soon lose its sense of light-hearted fun if I do!
Patrick Dempsey. Lovely fella but my missus fancies him and his hair is nicer than mine so he's fair game for this thread on that very flimsy basis.
Patrick Dempsey. Lovely fella but my missus fancies him and his hair is nicer than mine so he's fair game for this thread on that very flimsy basis.
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Might offend any posters who live north of the border but I'll go with:
Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon
Ever since this whole independence debate kicked off, they've been acting even more like petulant schoolkids who are being threatened with detention if they don't behave. Just wish I could think of a third Scottish politician with a fishy name..
Others that spring to mind are:
Jeremy Kyle
George Galloway (immensely entertaining but still a complete helmet)
Nick Griffin (new candidate for King / Emperor Knob?)
Bernie Ecclestone
Bob Diamond
Rupert Murdoch (and all former NOTW employees)
Nadine Dorries
Miley Cyrus
Luis Suarez
Joey Barton
Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon
Ever since this whole independence debate kicked off, they've been acting even more like petulant schoolkids who are being threatened with detention if they don't behave. Just wish I could think of a third Scottish politician with a fishy name..
Others that spring to mind are:
Jeremy Kyle
George Galloway (immensely entertaining but still a complete helmet)
Nick Griffin (new candidate for King / Emperor Knob?)
Bernie Ecclestone
Bob Diamond
Rupert Murdoch (and all former NOTW employees)
Nadine Dorries
Miley Cyrus
Luis Suarez
Joey Barton
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dyrewolfe wrote:Might offend any posters who live north of the border but I'll go with:
Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon
Ever since this whole independence debate kicked off, they've been acting even more like petulant schoolkids who are being threatened with detention if they don't behave. Just wish I could think of a third Scottish politician with a fishy name..
Totally agree. As I've a fair few Scottish friends, I hate the way they're basically just insulting the intelligence of the average Scot by just making stuff up and trusting people to be too high on Irn-Bru to see through it.
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88Chris05 wrote:Germaine Greer. No need to expand on that, I'm sure.
Adrian Effing Chiles, too. His little cartoon face staring wistfully at Roy Keane gets on my nerves, as does the fact that he clearly knows slightly less than nowt about football. A creepy hack.
Ha ha
I always get the impression that Adrian will say something to really pee off Keano and he just flip out live on ITV.
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That list is a very good starting point!dyrewolfe wrote:
........ Others that spring to mind are:
Jeremy Kyle
George Galloway (immensely entertaining but still a complete helmet)
Nick Griffin (new candidate for King / Emperor Knob?)
Bernie Ecclestone
Bob Diamond
Rupert Murdoch (and all former NOTW employees)
Nadine Dorries
Miley Cyrus
Luis Suarez
Joey Barton
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That person who tries to be ultra cool by wearing his trousers round his knees and having to wear extra long boxers.
Looks like he has made an enormous and uber heavy dump in his pants and is waddling to the nearest bog.
Looks like he has made an enormous and uber heavy dump in his pants and is waddling to the nearest bog.
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dyrewolfe wrote:Might offend any posters who live north of the border but I'll go with:
Alex Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon
Ever since this whole independence debate kicked off, they've been acting even more like petulant schoolkids who are being threatened with detention if they don't behave. Just wish I could think of a third Scottish politician with a fishy name..
Others that spring to mind are:
Jeremy Kyle
George Galloway (immensely entertaining but still a complete helmet)
Nick Griffin (new candidate for King / Emperor Knob?)
Bernie Ecclestone
Bob Diamond
Rupert Murdoch (and all former NOTW employees)
Nadine Dorries
Miley Cyrus
Luis Suarez
Joey Barton
Joey Barton is a vicious knob, all the others are vacuous knobs.
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