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Post by seanmichaels Mon 06 Jan 2014, 1:56 pm

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Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 12:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Thought we'd agreed on a pipe and I nailed her presents for a change.

What did you get her?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino wrote:What did you get her?

I'm guessing cricket books and a bobo coat?

She found out early and reciprocated


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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Thought we'd agreed on a pipe and I nailed her presents for a change.

What did you get her?

weekend away at a highly rated nice pub/hotel. orla kiely umbrella, muji slippers and some tart juice from anthropologie.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:orla kiely umbrella, muji slippers and some tart juice from anthropologie.

I now know where I went wrong - Tesco umbrella, Tesco slippers, Tesco orange juice.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:14 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:Thought we'd agreed on a pipe and I nailed her presents for a change.

What did you get her?

weekend away at a highly rated nice pub/hotel. orla kiely umbrella, muji slippers and some tart juice from anthropologie.

I only understood the weekend away bit. Orla Kiely? No. Muji slippers? No. Tart juice from Anthropologie? Is that something to do with insects?

Four gifts though. You must really love her.

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:15 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:Thought we'd agreed on a pipe and I nailed her presents for a change.

What did you get her?

weekend away at a highly rated nice pub/hotel. orla kiely umbrella, muji slippers and some tart juice from anthropologie.

Bloody hell.  I got my new-found ladyfriend interest a bottle of Amarula, a couple of mugs (was only supposed to be one but the play.com website is f*****g useless) and a book, The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint) .  She didn't seem too disappointed and the cost to me was under £50. Would've been closer to £40 if it wasn't for play.com.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:16 pm

Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Thought we'd agreed on a pipe and I nailed her presents for a change.

What did you get her?

weekend away at a highly rated nice pub/hotel. orla kiely umbrella, muji slippers and some tart juice from anthropologie.

I only understood the weekend away bit.  Orla Kiely?  No.  Muji slippers?  No.  Tart juice from Anthropologie?  Is that something to do with insects?

Four gifts though.  You must really love her.

Muji and Anthropologie are shops, surprised you haven't heard of them. Orla Kiely just adds her designs/patterns and name to stuff and makes it 10x more expensive.

Pub is Beckford Arms in wiltshire. Sounds good.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:19 pm

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Muji and Anthropologie are shops, surprised you haven't heard of them.

I only really go the The Asda, The Tesco and occasionally The Waitrose.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Muji and Anthropologie are shops, surprised you haven't heard of them.

I only really go the The Asda, The Tesco and occasionally The Waitrose.

Is that when you go to the The shops?

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Muji and Anthropologie are shops, surprised you haven't heard of them.

I only really go the The Asda, The Tesco and occasionally The Waitrose.

Not The Aldi?

Found out this morning she needs a hip replacement. 2 months recuperation at home. I may have to send her to her mothers.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:24 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

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Post by Rowley Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:24 pm

Based on the coat she bought you and the fact your missus needs a hip replacement can I ask Sean, are you 90?

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:25 pm

Rowley wrote:Based on the coat she bought you and the fact your missus needs a hip replacement can I ask Sean, are you 90?

I think I'm 34. She's 43

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:25 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

The discussion helped me to overcome the trauma of the muff scene.
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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Based on the coat she bought you and the fact your missus needs a hip replacement can I ask Sean, are you 90?

I think I'm 34. She's 43

The brother of one of my ex-colleagues had a hip replacement at 31, apparently he has to have one every ten years as they wear out.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

Is it strawberry blonde? Love her in boogie nights.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

I've watched Short Cuts and I don't recall you and Galted even being in it, let alone having a chat about Julianne Moore's* muff.

*apostrophe included

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:28 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

I've watched Short Cuts and I don't recall you and Galted even being in it, let alone having a chat about Julianne Moore's* muff.

*apostrophe included

Did you see the directors cut? We were in that one.

Galted was leaning against the fridge whilst I held the ironing board for Ms Moore.

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

Is it strawberry blonde? Love her in boogie nights.

Nope, it's can't-go-out-into-the-sun-ever ginger.
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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

I've watched Short Cuts and I don't recall you and Galted even being in it, let alone having a chat about Julianne Moore's* muff.

*apostrophe included

Did you see the directors cut?  We were in that one.

Galted was leaning against the fridge whilst I held the ironing board for Ms Moore.

You can't see me clearly as it's a black fridge and I'm being stealthy.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

I've watched Short Cuts and I don't recall you and Galted even being in it, let alone having a chat about Julianne Moore's* muff.

*apostrophe included

Did you see the directors cut?

No, I only saw the short cut.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

I've watched Short Cuts and I don't recall you and Galted even being in it, let alone having a chat about Julianne Moore's* muff.

*apostrophe included

Did you see the directors cut?

No, I only saw the short cut.

Sorry, just realised I missed the letter 'n' out of my question.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:The Lady's Guide to Perfect Gentility: In Manners, Dress, and Conversation (Classic Reprint)

I initially read that as "The Lady's Guide to Perfect Genitalia"

Galted and I once had a fairly in-depth discussion on Julianne Moores muff in Short Cuts.

I've watched Short Cuts and I don't recall you and Galted even being in it, let alone having a chat about Julianne Moore's* muff.

*apostrophe included

Did you see the directors cut?

No, I only saw the short cut.

Sorry, just realised I missed the letter 'n' out of my question.

OK, no, I didn't seen the director's cut.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:36 pm

Brilliant.

Sometimes, I really f*cking hate you, Julius.

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:36 pm

The last three posts caused me to snigger loudly which is unfortunate as one of my colleagues had a right old rant just seconds before.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:37 pm

Galted wrote:
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Rowley wrote:Based on the coat she bought you and the fact your missus needs a hip replacement can I ask Sean, are you 90?

I think I'm 34. She's 43

The brother of one of my ex-colleagues had a hip replacement at 31, apparently he has to have one every ten years as they wear out.

Yes. This is why they kept trying to fix it before. It's funny, she's not a unit or anything. She has no knee cartilage after a skiing accident where she fractured her knee. They reckon it is something to do with that.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:38 pm

Galted wrote:The last three posts caused me to snigger loudly which is unfortunate as one of my colleagues had a right old rant just seconds before.

What about?

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:The last three posts caused me to snigger loudly which is unfortunate as one of my colleagues had a right old rant just seconds before.

What about?

The combined incompetence of our purchasing team and help desk.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:49 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:The last three posts caused me to snigger loudly which is unfortunate as one of my colleagues had a right old rant just seconds before.

What about?

The combined incompetence of our purchasing team and help desk.

Is he justified in his criticism?

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:51 pm

He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:54 pm

Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.

what kind of mugs were they? the ones where the clothes come off the bloke when you pour hot water in?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:54 pm

Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com

Should get together with the Accounts Payable team here, to have the perfect storm of purchasing F""&*^ up

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.

what kind of mugs were they? the ones where the clothes come off the bloke when you pour hot water in?

Nope, Keanu Reeves in his band.
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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 1:58 pm

Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.

what kind of mugs were they? the ones where the clothes come off the bloke when you pour hot water in?

Nope, Keanu Reeves in his band.

Are you still with her?

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:01 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com

Should get together with the Accounts Payable team here, to have the perfect storm of purchasing F""&*^ up

It's really frustrating as they don't just make the odd c0ck-up, they're virtually functionally illiterate.  You can predict most of the f***-ups they'll make before they make them and they still surprise you with previously unplumbed depths of idiocy.  Yet, because they work for the bank and aren't outsourced like me, they earn about double what I do and I have to repeatedly clear up their f**k-ups and explain to them how to do their jobs.
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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.

what kind of mugs were they? the ones where the clothes come off the bloke when you pour hot water in?

Nope, Keanu Reeves in his band.

Are you still with her?

Yep. She loves him.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:05 pm

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Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.

what kind of mugs were they? the ones where the clothes come off the bloke when you pour hot water in?

Nope, Keanu Reeves in his band.

Are you still with her?

Yep.  She loves him.

And you know that can't be bad...

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:06 pm

Galted wrote:It's really frustrating as they don't just make the odd c0ck-up, they're virtually functionally illiterate. You can predict most of the f***-ups they'll make before they make them and they still surprise you with previously unplumbed depths of idiocy. Yet, because they work for the bank and aren't outsourced like me, they earn about double what I do and I have to repeatedly clear up their f**k-ups and explain to them how to do their jobs.

yup, you end up pre apologising to vendors etc, as you know the inevitible ineptitude will occur at any moment, and keeping everything in triplicate, "just in case"


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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:10 pm

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Galted wrote:It's really frustrating as they don't just make the odd c0ck-up, they're virtually functionally illiterate.  You can predict most of the f***-ups they'll make before they make them and they still surprise you with previously unplumbed depths of idiocy.  Yet, because they work for the bank and aren't outsourced like me, they earn about double what I do and I have to repeatedly clear up their f**k-ups and explain to them how to do their jobs.

yup, you end up pre apologising to vendors etc, as you know the inevitible ineptitude will occur at any moment, and keeping everything in triplicate, "just in case"


Pretty much, they're an ongoing joke with the vendors and every mail of theirs is kept and filed away as evidence (which is frequently used).
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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:11 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:He would be justified if he were to garotte them, they are even more useless than play.com.

what kind of mugs were they? the ones where the clothes come off the bloke when you pour hot water in?

Nope, Keanu Reeves in his band.

Are you still with her?

Yep.  She loves him.

And you know that can't be bad...

For God's sake, Julius, let it be.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:24 pm

Speaking words of wisdom there Galted

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:32 pm

I should've known better.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:32 pm

Than to cheat a friend?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 07 Jan 2014, 2:37 pm

lying there staring at the ceiling

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Post by seanmichaels Tue 07 Jan 2014, 3:07 pm

Hello?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue 07 Jan 2014, 3:14 pm

Is it me you're looking for?

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Post by Galted Tue 07 Jan 2014, 11:46 pm

Sh1t on here tonight.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 7:55 am

And this morning.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:05 am

Stop Sh1tting on the boards...

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