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Post by seanmichaels Mon 06 Jan 2014, 1:56 pm

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Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:09 am

Question for you, Rick.

You're a man of the North. A man of Cheshire like myself, no less.

Have you ever p*ssed in a sink?

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:23 am

Why is rick only a man of the North and not a Man of the North?
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:26 am

Depending on his answer, then I may elevate him to a Man of the North.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:29 am

Mind the Windows Tino wrote:Question for you, Rick.

You're a man of the North. A man of Cheshire like myself, no less.

Have you ever p*ssed in a sink?

Yes i have Tino though (in my eyes) a necessity as i woke up at a strange (student during uni) house and didnt want to wake whoever was upstairs or the lass next to me on the couch so went in the sink.

I had the good grace to remove the crockery first though, and replace later, and ran the tap.

though with the state of the plates, a bit of urine would not have mattered i suspect...

Any maybe once in a hotel when drunk...

I have no good reason for this

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:31 am

I am also not sure if this elevates me to proper noun status...

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:33 am

rick_dagless wrote:I am also not sure if this elevates me to proper noun status...

Me neither, but it has made me happy.

I especially enjoyed the part about removing the crockery. Even under severe duress you still managed to maintain some class.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 8:35 am

One tries ones best Tino...

Got the rep of the county to uphold (albeit badly)

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:25 am

As I've said before, lashing in a sink is not a defining trait of a northerner. A southern, cambridge educated barrister, lashed in my sink without removing the crockery.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:28 am

No one said it was.


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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:30 am

A friend of one of my ex-housemates shat in the urinals of the Spotted Dog in Willesden Green in the late 90s. He was from the southern hemisphere.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:33 am

My old housemate shat on the front doorstep.

He had already walked about 2 miles home from the pub but couldn't be bothered to open the door and walk the last few yards to the toilet so he just curled one out on the step.

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:35 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My old housemate shat on the front doorstep.

He had already walked about 2 miles home from the pub but couldn't be bothered to open the door and walk the last few yards to the toilet so he just curled one out on the step.

He is my hero.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:35 am

Galted wrote:A friend of one of my ex-housemates shat in the urinals of the Spotted Dog in Willesden Green in the late 90s. He was from the southern hemisphere.

Did he get confused and think he was on a French Campsite?

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:36 am

Oi, Tino, don't post for a while, the total reads BLOB.
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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:37 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:A friend of one of my ex-housemates shat in the urinals of the Spotted Dog in Willesden Green in the late 90s. He was from the southern hemisphere.

Did he get confused and think he was on a French Campsite?

Said the bogs were that disgusting. Apparently the urinals needed to be as well.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:37 am

did someone pick up on that when it read BOOB?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:37 am

Galted wrote:Oi, Tino, don't post for a while, the total reads BLOB.

OK, I won't post anything.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:38 am

Fair point well made i feel Galted

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:38 am

rick_dagless wrote:did someone pick up on that when it read BOOB?

Of course, you don't think that we're too mature for words like BOOB do you?
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My old housemate shat on the front doorstep.

He had already walked about 2 miles home from the pub but couldn't be bothered to open the door and walk the last few yards to the toilet so he just curled one out on the step.

I had a similar predicament a few years back walking home from the station after a day at the boozer. Knowing the missus was away and I could dispose of the evidence without her knowledge, I decided to just dump my pants. Surprisingly liberating feeling.

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Oi, Tino, don't post for a while, the total reads BLOB.

OK, I won't post anything.

I knew I could count on you.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:40 am

Galted wrote:Of course, you don't think that we're too mature for words like BOOB do you?

Absolutely not, though I do doubt the attention span Smile

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My old housemate shat on the front doorstep.

He had already walked about 2 miles home from the pub but couldn't be bothered to open the door and walk the last few yards to the toilet so he just curled one out on the step.

I had a similar predicament a few years back walking home from the station after a day at the boozer. Knowing the missus was away and I could dispose of the evidence without her knowledge, I decided to just dump my pants. Surprisingly liberating feeling.

If ever there's a Top Trumps about being a disgrace the michaels card will destroy everything hands down.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:41 am

Galted wrote:
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Galted wrote:Oi, Tino, don't post for a while, the total reads BLOB.

OK, I won't post anything.

I knew I could count on you.

You've just hit a milestone. 4500. Congratulations.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:41 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Galted wrote:Oi, Tino, don't post for a while, the total reads BLOB.

OK, I won't post anything.

I knew I could count on you.

You've just hit a milestone.  4500.  Congratulations.

Not any more. 4501.

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:43 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:Oi, Tino, don't post for a while, the total reads BLOB.

OK, I won't post anything.

I knew I could count on you.

You've just hit a milestone.  4500.  Congratulations.

Not any more.  4501.

Oh c0ck, missed it.
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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:44 am

Thanks anyway.
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:50 am

Galted wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My old housemate shat on the front doorstep.

He had already walked about 2 miles home from the pub but couldn't be bothered to open the door and walk the last few yards to the toilet so he just curled one out on the step.

I had a similar predicament a few years back walking home from the station after a day at the boozer. Knowing the missus was away and I could dispose of the evidence without her knowledge, I decided to just dump my pants. Surprisingly liberating feeling.

If ever there's a Top Trumps about being a disgrace the michaels card will destroy everything hands down.

Which leads me to this http://www.firebox.com/product/2201/Plop-Trumps.

Step brothers got this for Christmas. Tino would love it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:53 am

seanmichaels wrote:Tino would love it.

Why?

I do have some insect Top Trumps at home.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 9:55 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Tino would love it.

Why?

I do have some insect Top Trumps at home.

Because this compares animal plops. Bound to be some anthropod based excrement facts.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 10:00 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My old housemate shat on the front doorstep.

He had already walked about 2 miles home from the pub but couldn't be bothered to open the door and walk the last few yards to the toilet so he just curled one out on the step.

He is my hero.

He once asked me if a surgeon could ever transplant voice boxes into fruit or trees, then could they eventually start to talk. He asked it with complete sincerity as well.

Seriously, he was the thickest person I have ever met. He paid half my rent for 2 years before he realised.

He now runs a very successful drilling business in the North West.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 10:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:Tino would love it.

Why?

I do have some insect Top Trumps at home.

Because this compares animal plops. Bound to be some anthropod based excrement facts.

If I asked you nicely to spell arthropod correctly, would you do it?

But yes, they do sound rather exciting.


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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 10:06 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Tino would love it.

Why?

I do have some insect Top Trumps at home.

Because this compares animal plops. Bound to be some anthropod based excrement facts.

More likely be facts about how many bits of arthropod/anthropod can be found in the various craps.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 10:07 am

Galted wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:Tino would love it.

Why?

I do have some insect Top Trumps at home.

Because this compares animal plops. Bound to be some anthropod based excrement facts.

More likely be facts about how many bits of arthropod/anthropod can be found in the various craps.

That would upset me.

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:19 am

chicken duck & vegetable sushi selection
feta cheese and slow roasted tomato pasta salad
sour cream and chilli lentil curls
mini bonbel
mini English mature cheddar
all from M&S

total cost - £7.99 (which exclueds the 5p I paid for the bag as I can re-use it)
total calores (approximate value) - 830
total enjoyment - 4/5
total value for money - 3/5
total health value - 3/5
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:21 am

I'm about to eat an apple. A green one.

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:24 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm about to eat an apple. A green one.

Don't be foolish, Julius, you can get them in Smoothies.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:25 am

I've just eaten a Braeburn.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:27 am

Galted wrote:chicken duck & vegetable sushi selection

Should there be a comma between chicken and duck?  Or was it sushi derived from a chicken that has been breeding with a duck?


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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:27 am

Yes.
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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:29 am

Have finished my expensive yet enjoyable and fairly nutritious lunch, am off to the deli to enjoy a pleasant cup of peppermint tea while I read A Confederacy Of Dunces. If anyone wants to see my review of the book so far feel free to head to the What Are You Reading? thread.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:31 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm about to eat an apple. A green one.

Don't be foolish, Julius, you can get them in Smoothies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24621394

"They may consist of pure fruit but by the time you've got rid of the peel and mashed the fibre then you have already lost many of the potential health benefits. What you are mainly left with is a sugary drink. In a survey published in early 2013, researchers found that out of 52 commercial smoothies, 41 had more sugar than Coca-Cola (a 12oz can contains the equivalent of about nine teaspoons), and all had more calories.

Fruit smoothies are acidic and the bits cling to your teeth, so dentists are not enthusiastic. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not when it's been peeled, blended, mashed and packaged.

In a study published in August 2013 in the British Medical Journal (Fruit Consumption and risk of type 2 diabetes) they found that while eating fruit cuts your risk of developing diabetes, drinking it appears to increase the risk."

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:33 am

You have probably just broken Galted.

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:33 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
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JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm about to eat an apple. A green one.

Don't be foolish, Julius, you can get them in Smoothies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24621394

"They may consist of pure fruit but by the time you've got rid of the peel and mashed the fibre then you have already lost many of the potential health benefits. What you are mainly left with is a sugary drink. In a survey published in early 2013, researchers found that out of 52 commercial smoothies, 41 had more sugar than Coca-Cola (a 12oz can contains the equivalent of about nine teaspoons), and all had more calories.

Fruit smoothies are acidic and the bits cling to your teeth, so dentists are not enthusiastic. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not when it's been peeled, blended, mashed and packaged.

In a study published in August 2013 in the British Medical Journal (Fruit Consumption and risk of type 2 diabetes) they found that while eating fruit cuts your risk of developing diabetes, drinking it appears to increase the risk."


Maybe so but you don't get the annoying crunching and bits of peel stuck between your teeth if you have it in Smoothie form.
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:47 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm about to eat an apple. A green one.

Don't be foolish, Julius, you can get them in Smoothies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24621394

"They may consist of pure fruit but by the time you've got rid of the peel and mashed the fibre then you have already lost many of the potential health benefits. What you are mainly left with is a sugary drink. In a survey published in early 2013, researchers found that out of 52 commercial smoothies, 41 had more sugar than Coca-Cola (a 12oz can contains the equivalent of about nine teaspoons), and all had more calories.

Fruit smoothies are acidic and the bits cling to your teeth, so dentists are not enthusiastic. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but not when it's been peeled, blended, mashed and packaged.

In a study published in August 2013 in the British Medical Journal (Fruit Consumption and risk of type 2 diabetes) they found that while eating fruit cuts your risk of developing diabetes, drinking it appears to increase the risk."


Maybe so but you don't get the annoying crunching and bits of peel stuck between your teeth if you have it in Smoothie form.

Not if you've had 9 fillings and a deep clean.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 11:50 am

£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8 x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

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Post by Galted Wed 08 Jan 2014, 12:16 pm

seanmichaels wrote:£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8  x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

Was a bit rash but am off the lager for January so figured it's ok every once in a while. Still owe myself a KFC 3-piece variety.

8 cans of cider is a bit much isn't it? I'd suggest 2 cans plus 5 cans of Bud plus a Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 12:41 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8  x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

Was a bit rash but am off the lager for January so figured it's ok every once in a while.  Still owe myself a KFC 3-piece variety.

8 cans of cider is a bit much isn't it?  I'd suggest 2 cans plus 5 cans of Bud plus a Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.

probably be 5 or 6 then a couple of glasses of red. applying for a job in london tonight so need my wits about me.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Jan 2014, 12:43 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8  x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

Was a bit rash but am off the lager for January so figured it's ok every once in a while.  Still owe myself a KFC 3-piece variety.

8 cans of cider is a bit much isn't it?  I'd suggest 2 cans plus 5 cans of Bud plus a Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.

probably be 5 or 6 then a couple of glasses of red. applying for a job in london tonight so need my wits about me.

You need your wits about you to apply for a job?

The interview I can understand, but just the application process?

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 08 Jan 2014, 12:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8  x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

Was a bit rash but am off the lager for January so figured it's ok every once in a while.  Still owe myself a KFC 3-piece variety.

8 cans of cider is a bit much isn't it?  I'd suggest 2 cans plus 5 cans of Bud plus a Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.

probably be 5 or 6 then a couple of glasses of red. applying for a job in london tonight so need my wits about me.

You need your wits about you to apply for a job?

The interview I can understand, but just the application process?  

It is an emotional step finally giving in to the lure of the bright lights....

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