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Post by seanmichaels Mon 6 Jan - 13:56

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Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 8 Jan - 12:50

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seanmichaels wrote:£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8  x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

Was a bit rash but am off the lager for January so figured it's ok every once in a while.  Still owe myself a KFC 3-piece variety.

8 cans of cider is a bit much isn't it?  I'd suggest 2 cans plus 5 cans of Bud plus a Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.

probably be 5 or 6 then a couple of glasses of red. applying for a job in london tonight so need my wits about me.

You need your wits about you to apply for a job?

The interview I can understand, but just the application process?  

It is an emotional step finally giving in to the lure of the bright lights....

It ain't all bright. Despite what TopHat will have you believe, it is full of people like TopHat.

That should be enough to put you off.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 8 Jan - 13:00

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:£7.99 is rather a lot for lunch? I'm about to go to the supermarket as I plan to cook vietnamese pork loin with a noodle salad this evening. I'll be disappointed if I have to spend more than £8 on that (excl £5.38 for 8  x cans of morrison's oen dry cider).

Was a bit rash but am off the lager for January so figured it's ok every once in a while.  Still owe myself a KFC 3-piece variety.

8 cans of cider is a bit much isn't it?  I'd suggest 2 cans plus 5 cans of Bud plus a Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer.

probably be 5 or 6 then a couple of glasses of red. applying for a job in london tonight so need my wits about me.

You need your wits about you to apply for a job?

The interview I can understand, but just the application process?  

It is an emotional step finally giving in to the lure of the bright lights....

It ain't all bright.  Despite what TopHat will have you believe, it is full of people like TopHat.

That should be enough to put you off.

I probably won't get it as it is a complete change of industry. Would be close to waterloo though so even if I did get it I could keep my head down and miss the majority of bellends, cross dressers and johnny foreigners.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 8 Jan - 13:02

Good luck.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 8 Jan - 13:03

With the job or avoiding the cross dressers?

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Post by Rowley Wed 8 Jan - 13:05

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Despite what TopHat will have you believe, it is full of people like TopHat.


Where is top hat of late. Stood outside the Romanian arrival lounge at Heathrow trying to turn people round?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 8 Jan - 13:06

The job.

The cross dressers are fine. It is the c*nts walking around talking into their phones whilst trampling over a small child that you need to avoid.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 8 Jan - 13:08

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Despite what TopHat will have you believe, it is full of people like TopHat.


Where is top hat of late. Stood outside the Romanian arrival lounge at Heathrow trying to turn people round?

I thought he said he was going away for a month in Thailand or some place like that

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 8 Jan - 13:09

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The job.

The cross dressers are fine.  It is the c*nts walking around talking into their phones whilst trampling over a small child that you need to avoid.

Thank you sir. Need to get on with life.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 8 Jan - 13:09

seanmichaels wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote: Despite what TopHat will have you believe, it is full of people like TopHat.


Where is top hat of late. Stood outside the Romanian arrival lounge at Heathrow trying to turn people round?

I thought he said he was going away for a month in Thailand or some place like that

Specifically to laugh at the abject poverty some of them live in.

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Post by Rowley Wed 8 Jan - 13:10

Thailand would make sense. Guess even fat objectionable know it alls have urges.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 8 Jan - 13:10

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The cross dressers are fine. It is the c*nts walking around talking into their phones whilst trampling over a small child that you need to avoid

the same utter weapons who think it is acceptable to constantly use a hands free kit, and think that their conversations are bound to be interesting to everyone in a 5K radius

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 8 Jan - 13:11

Rowley wrote:Thailand would make sense. Guess even fat objectionable know it alls have urges.

 Laugh 

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Post by superflyweight Wed 8 Jan - 13:30

Rowley wrote:Thailand would make sense. Guess even fat objectionable know it alls have urges.

Considering some sex tourism yourself, jeff?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 8 Jan - 13:35

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:Thailand would make sense. Guess even fat objectionable know it alls have urges.

Considering some sex tourism yourself, jeff?  

Jeff's not a know it all.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 9 Jan - 8:18

Early on here this morning.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 8:19

Did you sh*t the bed this morning?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 9 Jan - 8:22

No, but I'll try again shortly.

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 9:20

Michaels got the Mark Duggan thread closed down by making a nuisance of himself. You need to careful about this thread, Tino.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 9:26

I haven't read the Mark Duggan thread. I didn't even know there was one.

It can't have been more controversial than this, though? We have covered everything from child molestation to insect dung.

We used to talk about music once.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 9 Jan - 9:28

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I haven't read the Mark Duggan thread.  I didn't even know there was one.

It can't have been more controversial than this, though?  We have covered everything from child molestation to insect dung.

We used to talk about music once.

Did we ever touch on what most people would term 'culture'?

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Post by Rowley Thu 9 Jan - 9:28

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I haven't read the Mark Duggan thread.  I didn't even know there was one.


You didn't miss much, if I tell you it was duty, CS and LJ you pretty much know what was happening.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 9:30

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I haven't read the Mark Duggan thread.  I didn't even know there was one.


You didn't miss much, if I tell you it was duty, CS and LJ you pretty much know what was happening.

All it needs is TopHat to complete the circus.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 9:31

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Did we ever touch on what most people would term 'culture'?

Occasionally, but then you would invariably moan about it so we moved on.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 9 Jan - 9:38

Galted wrote:Michaels got the Mark Duggan thread closed down by making a nuisance of himself. You need to careful about this thread, Tino.

An inquiry has found out that my post was lawful.

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 9:49

Was pretty f*****g funny as well.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 9 Jan - 10:44

dangnammit, i miss all the controversial threads

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 10:47

rick_dagless wrote:dangnammit

Seriously?

Come on Rick, you're better than that.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 9 Jan - 10:48

My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 9 Jan - 10:50

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Come on Rick, you're better than that

When frustrated I retort to Redneck cartoon slang, I will have a word with myself

seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

yes, and if you dress it up then that is screaming queen gay

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 10:54

seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

Not if it's to feed to one of your proper dogs.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 9 Jan - 11:50

seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

An Orly Kiely Bichon Frise?

Are we talking about some sort of sandwich, an article of clothing, a sculpture....?

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Post by Rowley Thu 9 Jan - 11:58

seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

It is not the most masculine of dogs, Sean. Is very difficult though, if you are going to get a little dog there are very few that are not more than a little effeminite. Shiba Inu's are OK as are some of the terrier breeds. My advice would be to avoid any small dog calssified in the toy group and stick to the terriers if she is insistent on a small dog.

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 12:21

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seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

It is not the most masculine of dogs, Sean. Is very difficult though, if you are going to get a little dog there are very few that are not more than a little effeminite. Shiba Inu's are OK as are some of the terrier breeds. My advice would be to avoid any small dog calssified in the toy group and stick to the terriers if she is insistent on a small dog.

Alternatively just shave it and draw scales on with permanent marker. You could also scribble in a pair of angry looking eyebrows like so... >:
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 12:30

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seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

It is not the most masculine of dogs, Sean. Is very difficult though, if you are going to get a little dog there are very few that are not more than a little effeminite. Shiba Inu's are OK as are some of the terrier breeds. My advice would be to avoid any small dog calssified in the toy group and stick to the terriers if she is insistent on a small dog.

Did that bloke from 5ive give you advise on dogs? Your mum knows him doesn't she?

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Post by Rowley Thu 9 Jan - 12:32

You know damned well which boyband he was from Tina, and at the risk of sounding arrogant on behalf of my mother it is a subject she needs little advice on.

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Post by Rowley Thu 9 Jan - 12:33

Also please note the correct spelling of the word advice Tina. You're better than that.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 12:35

Rowley wrote:You know damned well which boyband he was from Tina, and at the risk of sounding arrogant on behalf of my mother it is a subject she needs little advice on.

Sorry Jeff. It was Boyzone wasn't it. I get them muddled up.

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 12:39

I saw a cat get run over by a car in 2006.
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Post by Adam D Thu 9 Jan - 12:41

Galted wrote:I saw a cat get run over by a car in 2006.

From the drivers seat?

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 12:52

Adam D wrote:
Galted wrote:I saw a cat get run over by a car in 2006.

From the drivers seat?

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No.
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 9 Jan - 12:55

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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seanmichaels wrote:My missus wants to buy a Bichon Frise. Is that a bit gay?

It is not the most masculine of dogs, Sean. Is very difficult though, if you are going to get a little dog there are very few that are not more than a little effeminite. Shiba Inu's are OK as are some of the terrier breeds. My advice would be to avoid any small dog calssified in the toy group and stick to the terriers if she is insistent on a small dog.

Did that bloke from 5ive give you advise on dogs?  Your mum knows him doesn't she?

Jeff has given some very good considered advice. I cannot walk a dog like that especially as the closest par is a well known cottaging area. I think my best hope is a miniature schnauzer (black). Bearing in mind I'm gonna be walking it I feel I can have some influence on the decision.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 12:58

Or just don't get a dog as they are stupid, ugly and smelly.

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Post by Galted Thu 9 Jan - 13:03

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Or just don't get a dog as they are stupid, ugly and smelly.

Get yourself a hyena instead. They're stupid, ugly and smelly as well but you'll label yourself as a person not to be f****d with.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 9 Jan - 13:03

Get a Jack Russell, great dogs,.

Also great for snapping at the exposed knackers of errant doggers...

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Post by Rowley Thu 9 Jan - 13:06

Cheers Sean, my mother would be extremely proud that 20 odd years of being dragged round shows and having to endure tedious conversations about them has finally paid off.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 13:07

rick_dagless wrote:
Also great for snapping at the exposed knackers of errant doggers...

That is one of better lines I have seen today.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 9 Jan - 13:08

Had to raise my game after the chiding I recieved earlier Tino

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 9 Jan - 13:11

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Or just don't get a dog as they are stupid, ugly and smelly.

well she doesn't want kids which are stupid, (sometimes) ugly and smelly. I guess it is a decent trade off.

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Post by Rowley Thu 9 Jan - 13:11

You all lead terrifically exciting lives. Rick is beseiged by errant doggers and Sean has cottagers and cottaging on his doorstep. I clearly lead something of a sheltered life.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 9 Jan - 13:14

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Or just don't get a dog as they are stupid, ugly and smelly.

well she doesn't want kids which are stupid, (sometimes) ugly and smelly. I guess it is a decent trade off.

At least after a few years you don't have to pick up their sh*t.

You should do it, you'll look ace walking your little lap dog with your dreadful coat on.

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