The Culture Cup round 6
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The Culture Cup round 6
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You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.
rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles
I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one
You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.
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I hope the next one is one of Galted's. He seems a little down recently, this could be just what he needs to turn that frown upside down.
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F*ck you Galted.
I hope it's this one.
I hope it's this one.
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SCOLOPENDRA GIGANTEA.
If there is any justice, this will be it.
If there is any justice, this will be it.
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That's really thoughtful, Jeff, but, since I've discovered emo poetry, the frown has been banished.
Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANTS' T1TS
Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANTS' T1TS
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Galted wrote:FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANT'S T1TS
Happily the initials spell FAT also
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ShahenshahG wrote:Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:It's not really hard to believe, I spent 4 years at a boys school without getting bummed once. I was a pupil there before anyone makes smartarsed comments about me hiding in the bushes.
By the way, haven't seen much of Julius today. I hope that he's alright.
It was your poem yesterday. At first I thought it was really funny. Then I started thinking about it. Now I'm sitting in the bath tub about to plug in the toaster.
If you want funny poems try this site, the comments of support are a scream as well:
http://www.bestteenpoems.com/poems/emo/
Hahhaaha - that could out misery Rowley
It should be this one - the 991st post of this thread.
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GALTED
AR$E
YONKERS
AR$E
YONKERS
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Galted wrote:That's really thoughtful, Jeff, but, since I've discovered emo poetry, the frown has been banished.
Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANT'S T1TS
Just the t1ts of one elephant? Or should that be "elephants' t1ts"?
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:That's really thoughtful, Jeff, but, since I've discovered emo poetry, the frown has been banished.
Just in case this is the first post on the new thread:
FANNY
AR$E
TINO SUCKS ELEPHANT'S T1TS
Just the t1ts of one elephant? Or should that be "elephants' t1ts"?
Cheers, have amended it, though it could have worked as a headline which it, in effect, would be.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:GALTED
AR$E
YONKERS
"YODELLER" MAY HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE.
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Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:GALTED
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YONKERS
"YODELLER" MAY HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE.
As would pressing the 'Caps Lock' button again.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:GALTED
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YONKERS
"YODELLER" MAY HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE.
As would pressing the 'Caps Lock' button again.
Sorry, I must look like a bit of an exhibitionist.
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BE A RIGHT C*NT IF THIS IS THE FIRST POST OF THE NEW THREAD.
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Yes you would be.
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Can I just mention the house rules say that only me and Julius are allowed to use silly fonts. I am paraphrasing slightly but the inference is there.
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Rowley wrote:Can I just mention the house rules say that only me and Julius are allowed to use silly fonts. I am paraphrasing slightly but the inference is there.
F*ck off, Jeff.
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How long would you like your ban to be Tino?
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As long as you see fit, Julius.
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Awww, man, gimme another hug
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Do it Julius, I would do it myself but Tina has too much dirt on me.
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His wife has asked me not to and promised me additional favours, over and above the usual.
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If I could choose one Culture Cup member to sleep with my wife, Julius, I would be honoured if it was you.
She is dead clever so at least you could stimulate her during and after sex, whereas I can do neither.
She is dead clever so at least you could stimulate her during and after sex, whereas I can do neither.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:If I could choose one Culture Cup member to sleep with my wife, Julius, I would be honoured if it was you.
You're only saying that because he is about ninety year old and you believe he will make you look young, athletic and vigourous.
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You're right, that is exactly the reason I said it.
I could have said you for the same reasons.
I could have said you for the same reasons.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:If I could choose one Culture Cup member to sleep with my wife, Julius, I would be honoured if it was you.
She is dead clever so at least you could stimulate her during and after sex, whereas I can do neither.
When your wifes asks him for instructions he'll say, yank, yank then your wife will knock him out and sing O Canada. Then she'll welcome you back with open arms.
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I am old enough to make Tino look young, but even I can't help with the athletic and vigourous part.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You're right, that is exactly the reason I said it.
I could have said you for the same reasons.
No.He'd ask her for a lift and she'd immediately see what a cheapskate he is. You really should get galted to go round your house with a fake wife - one he'd scare your son and two your wife would be - there but for the the grace of god go I mode and you can lay your insecurities to rest..
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I believe Galted's Jack Wolfskin has pockets large enough to carry his fake wife around (uninflated, of course).
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And a detachable hood that he could wear as a grossly oversized condom.
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Wearing a Jack Wolfskin in itself very much reduces his chances of getting anyone pregnant.
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Sean's been quiet this afternoon. Three possible reasons.
He's tough w@nked himself to death.
He's confronting his past by making an accusation under Operation Yewtree.
That Russian sort has finished her audit with an umbrella tip to the neck.
He's tough w@nked himself to death.
He's confronting his past by making an accusation under Operation Yewtree.
That Russian sort has finished her audit with an umbrella tip to the neck.
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superflyweight wrote:Sean's been quiet this afternoon. Three possible reasons.
He's tough w@nked himself to death.
He's confronting his past by making an accusation under Operation Yewtree.
That Russian sort has finished her audit with an umbrella tip to the neck.
Or he's penning a autobiography - A thousand Splendid Bums
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Jejune on here today
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JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?
Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.
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rick_dagless wrote:Jejune on here today
Commoving word choice, dagless.
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Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?
Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.
That is the
I have asked Jeff to make me a mod repeatedly over the years but he keeps putting up walls. I think he is intimidated by me.
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Morning all, is this the start of a protracted campaign to get you chaps the blue badge of power?
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rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, is this the start of a protracted campaign to get you chaps the blue badge of power?
You know what, dagless, I bloody well think it is.
Pankhurst can do one, this is a far more worthy campaign.
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Tino wrote:You know what, dagless, I bloody well think it is.
Pankhurst can do one, this is a far more worthy campaign.
I shall assist where I can, save throwing myself under a virtual horse, the equivalent, I suspect, would be hitting the boxing boards with a "Mayweather is an overrated ducker" thread. (which I am also loathe to do)
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You can have mine Tina, does mean you can't just hide on here though . You would have to go on the boxing board occasionally.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?
Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.
That is theonly good idea you have ever hadbest idea you have ever had, Galted.
I have asked Jeff to make me a mod repeatedly over the years but he keeps putting up walls. I think he is intimidated by me.
Thanks, Tino. I'm not one to boast but it is an excellent idea. I suggested setting up a vigilante mod group on the rugby board ages ago but only Hersh seemed up for it, he disappeared shortly afterwards.
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Dagless can be our Northern representative and michaels our French correspondent.
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Rowley wrote:You can have mine Tina, does mean you can't just hide on here though . You would have to go on the boxing board occasionally.
I went on there yesterday and the first person to respond was Beefcake who promptly swore at me.
He won't be happy till there is him, Strongback, Hammersmith and ONEBALL left.
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Have thought about it for a bit and making michaels French correspondent could be disastrous. He could be in charge of bird tables and cider instead.
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Galted wrote:Have thought about it for a bit and making michaels French correspondent could be disastrous. He could be in charge of bird tables and cider instead.
I've had a good idea. Whilst I am training my, almost certain to be, replacement, I could tell her 606v2 is a key part of our job. She could then ingratiate herself with you lot and become an actual French, French correspondent. Far more credibility.
Please don't spend too much time grooming her just because she is female though.
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Galted wrote:Dagless can be our Northern representativ
I'm in, though depends how militant you want to be, if heading to the more aggresive stance, then you probably want DAVE667
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Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:How long would you like your ban to be Tino?
Wouldn't it make more sense to make Tino and myself moderators so we can use different fonts/colours/sizes as we see fit? We'd be excellent mods, Tino's grammar is fairly impeccable and I'm waterproof from the waist up.
That is theonly good idea you have ever hadbest idea you have ever had, Galted.
I have asked Jeff to make me a mod repeatedly over the years but he keeps putting up walls. I think he is intimidated by me.
Thanks, Tino. I'm not one to boast but it is an excellent idea. I suggested setting up a vigilante mod group on the rugby board ages ago but only Hersh seemed up for it, he disappeared shortly afterwards.
Which is a lesson for you to learn.
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