The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

First topic message reminder :

As the old thread is reaching its max again, I thought I would set up a whole new 20 spare pages for you all to talk about things neither cultural or Cup based.

Not that it makes a difference.

All anthropod, cortex and mild stereotyping of northerners welcome in here.

Just don't ask about the 2014 cup competition though.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:You are still light blue on my screen Tino, I call shenanigans...

Yeah, Adam is playing games with me.  I can't actually do anything different than I could before my rapid rise through the 606v2 ranks.

I would give up all my badges if Galted came back though.  He and I were mates once.

I suspect you're right Tina. I still have the option to ban you, but whenever I have tried to ban Adam it has never worked.

It isn't funny playing around with peoples emotions like that. I hope he is pleased with himself.

I was really looking forward to giving you a temporary ban as well. I do like you, but I can't you have you taking liberties with me.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I would give up all my badges if Galted came back though. He and I were mates once.

He is in a bath with a precariously poised toaster, knocking out some poetry...

I read that as "He is in the bath with a precariously poised toaster, knocking one out".

Tino wrote:I read that as "He is in the bath with a precariously poised toaster, knocking one out".

Equally likely...

And in michaels case, probable

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I was really looking forward to giving you a temporary ban as well.  I do like you, but I can't you have you taking liberties with me.

No problem whatsoever Tina, arbitrarily banning people with little in the way of consideration or consistency is one of the things that makes the job worth doing.

Can't believe I got sacked before getting to ban anyone at all, not even C_S....!!  

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I would give up all my badges if Galted came back though. He and I were mates once.

He is in a bath with a precariously poised toaster, knocking out some poetry...

I read that as "He is in the bath with a precariously poised toaster, knocking one out".

Nothing as exciting as that - the colleague who does all the work is off for the week so I'm having to earn my sh1tty salary. It's playing havoc with my self-harming which I'm not too happy about.

Are guitars waterproof?

Galted wrote:
Are guitars waterproof?

Acoustic ones are.

TopHat24/7 wrote:Can't believe I got sacked before getting to ban anyone at all, not even C_S....!!  

You were next on my ban list, if only this wasn't Adam's sick joke.

1) Jeff
2) TopHat
3) sean
4) superfly
5) Shah
6) Galted
7) Gayted
8) Glated

411) Rick (being from Cheshire saves him from the top 10)
Never) Julius because I love him in a non-gay way.

Why am I top?

I do enjoy a bit of county based positive discrimination

Rowley wrote:Why am I top?

The Prince Philip jibe.

It hurt.

Shah brings up you getting chinned by a child about five times an hour and barely makes the top five. I make one little jibe about your poshness and lack of street cred and I am top, your list is a joke.

Rowley wrote:your list is a joke.

Now don't be bringing the boxing board attitude on here Jeff

Rowley wrote:Why am I top?

And who are the other 403 people between Glated and Rick??!

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Rowley wrote:Why am I top?

And who are the other 403 people between Glated and Rick??!

Just people. Can't be bothered to type them all.

rick_dagless wrote:

Rowley wrote:your list is a joke.

Now don't be bringing the boxing board attitude on here Jeff

Quite.

No wonder they all keep arguing on there.

Rowley wrote:Shah brings up you getting chinned by a child about five times an hour and barely makes the top five. I make one little jibe about your poshness and lack of street cred and I am top, your list is a joke.

And also, there is a modicum of truth in the 'chinned by a child' story (even though that thug from Luton embellishes it), but there is no truth in your assertion that I lack street cred.

I am achingly cool.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable list to me. I suspect Jeff is in a bad mood, having just received his February salary, and finding himself £2.25 short of the £6.75 required to by a farm.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: but there is no truth in your assertion that I lack street cred.  

Shirt and pullover / jersey combo.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: but there is no truth in your assertion that I lack street cred.  

Shirt and pullover / jersey combo.

Pensioners coat.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Seems like a perfectly reasonable list to me. I suspect Jeff is in a bad mood, having just received his February salary, and finding himself £2.25 short of the £6.75 required to by a farm.

*buy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: but there is no truth in your assertion that I lack street cred.  

Shirt and pullover / jersey combo.

Pensioners coat.

The fact you wear green shirts, ever.

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: but there is no truth in your assertion that I lack street cred.  

Shirt and pullover / jersey combo.

Pensioners coat.

The fact you wear green shirts, ever.

Fatty.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Seems like a perfectly reasonable list to me. I suspect Jeff is in a bad mood, having just received his February salary, and finding himself £2.25 short of the £6.75 required to by a farm.

*buy.

*Pensioner's

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: but there is no truth in your assertion that I lack street cred.  

Shirt and pullover / jersey combo.

Pensioners coat.

The fact you wear green shirts, ever.

Fatty.

Mature.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Seems like a perfectly reasonable list to me. I suspect Jeff is in a bad mood, having just received his February salary, and finding himself £2.25 short of the £6.75 required to by a farm.

*buy.

*Pensioner's

  

Have you ever worked as a proof reader, Tina? I'll apologise in advance if proof reader in a professional capacity should be one word!

Hyphenated, maybe.

Not me, Chris. Attention span isn't

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not me, Chris.  Attention span isn't

Guess that means you never managed to get all the way through any of my articles on the boxing board then!   

Nice to see you have been upgraded to VIP Legend now Tino

Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

Tino gets a LEGEND banner and I'm stuck with Writer status - I keep telling people I'm a Mod and pretending I'll help them so I'm clearly mature and responsible.

Outraged

88Chris05 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Not me, Chris.  Attention span isn't

Guess that means you never managed to get all the way through any of my articles on the boxing board then!   

I make an exception for them. Yours and (whisper it quietly) Jeff's articles are shining lights amongst some steaming turds at the moment.

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

Keep em coming, fat lad. When Adam gives me a 30 second window to ban people, I'm coming straight for you.

Adam, can I be a Founder please?

Nice metaphor there, Tino. Maybe if Adam isn't too busy he could also whip up some 'Steaming Turd' badges for some of the board's members?

We need some sort of diagram explaining the colours and meanings of all the titles Tino's been given.
Tino, could you provide us with such a legend?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

When Adam gives me a 30 second window to ban people...

Mind the window, Tino.

Jules, I think it is the pictures I have of Adam that have preceded my stunning rise through the ranks.

How you can can get a dog's leg that high is remarkable.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

When Adam gives me a 30 second window to ban people...

Mind the window, Tino.

Jules, you're a grammar aficionado. Do I need a comma after 'windows' in my username?

It has bothered me for months now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I make an exception for them.  Yours and (whisper it quietly) Jeff's articles are shining lights amongst some steaming turds at the moment.

Cheers Tina, this means more to me than the five responses by current one has garnered.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

When Adam gives me a 30 second window to ban people...

Mind the window, Tino.

Jules, you're a grammar aficionado.  Do I need a comma after 'windows' in my username?

It has bothered me for months now.

Of course you do, dumbass.

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Of course you do, dumbass.

Thanks, bubblebutt.

While we're at it, is the capital c in my screen name incorrect / superfluous as it is preceded by another character?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

When Adam gives me a 30 second window to ban people...

Mind the window, Tino.

Jules, you're a grammar aficionado.  Do I need a comma after 'windows' in my username?

It has bothered me for months now.

Strictly speaking I don't think it does.
Or should that be "Strictly speaking, I don't think it does."?

I suspect it falls under Rule 10, as optional, rather than Rule 4.
http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/commas.asp

88Chris05 wrote:While we're at it, is the capital c in my screen name incorrect / superfluous as it is preceded by another character?

I'm not sure the rules of grammar extend to internet forum monikers.

Yours,
Julius H. Marx

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha I like what Adam is doing with is.......(as much as Tina's new moniker is, of course, utter Love sacks).

When Adam gives me a 30 second window to ban people...

Mind the window, Tino.

Jules, you're a grammar aficionado.  Do I need a comma after 'windows' in my username?

It has bothered me for months now.

Strictly speaking I don't think it does.
Or should that be "Strictly speaking, I don't think it does."?

I suspect it falls under Rule 10, as optional, rather than Rule 4.
http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/commas.asp

Awesome, thanks Jules.

In your rotund face, TopHat.

That's a relief. I can get on with my life again now!

88Chris05 wrote:That's a relief. I can get on with my life again now!

Autumn breeze frigidly touches ailing dreadful lives
Harshly darkness quietly surrounds the broken souls
Mellow serenades that once played between hearts
Pathetically have transformed into bitter sad songs

Somewhere beyond the flossy clouds
Cupid has lost his romancing arrows
Plays sad sonorous tunes on his bow
Dedicated to all weepy lonely hearts

Howling chilly wind blows through the mist
Sounds of sorrow spread allover the place
Fuzzy humid air submerges the inner lust
Lives decay slowly as the autumn leaves fall...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Of course you do, dumbass.

Thanks, bubblebutt.

Stop flirting, you'll make Truss and C_S jealous.