The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

First topic message reminder :

As the old thread is reaching its max again, I thought I would set up a whole new 20 spare pages for you all to talk about things neither cultural or Cup based.

Not that it makes a difference.

All anthropod, cortex and mild stereotyping of northerners welcome in here.

Just don't ask about the 2014 cup competition though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:'Manager' now? I'm sure you have the full confidence of the board.

As long I have your confidence, I don't give a sh*t about anyone else.

You're the man(ager).

Rowley wrote:You do wonder how he found the time with all the economic and political think tanks he was on as well.

Maybe he has now transceded and becom a being of pure thought, who does not ahere to the normal rules of time and space?

(or he has exploded in a massive hissy fit)

rick_dagless wrote:

(or he has exploded in a massive hissy fit)

He won't like my new found prestige.

He hated me.

Tino wrote:He won't like my new found prestige.

He hated me.

We have solved the problem I feel

Ah yes, good old Coxy. The David Brent of v2.

88Chris05 wrote:Ah yes, good old Coxy. The David Brent of v2.

Just without the charm.

88Chris05 wrote:Ah yes, good old Coxy. The David Brent of v2.

If Coxy is Brent who is Finchy?

Rowley wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:Ah yes, good old Coxy. The David Brent of v2.

If Coxy is Brent who is Finchy?

Nearly done....

Rowley wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:Ah yes, good old Coxy. The David Brent of v2.

If Coxy is Brent who is Finchy?

Michaels?

I was thinking Lumbering, the unwarranted belief he is superior to everyone on here sealed it for me.

Top Hat is obviously Keith.

Rowley wrote:

Top Hat is obviously Keith.

After the diet.

He was a mix of both. An all-round great, super sophisticated guy who was a dab hand at sports and a classy singer-song writer, who still found time to pull "a 19 year old bird, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shells and legs up to her arse!" while reading a book a week.

88Chris05 wrote:He was a mix of both. An all-round great, super sophisticated guy who was a dab hand at sports and a classy singer-song writer, who still found time to pull "a 19 year old bird, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shells and legs up to her arse!" while reading a book a week.

I read a book a week though it takes me much longer than a week.

I Always had Trussy down as Finchy

Galted wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:He was a mix of both. An all-round great, super sophisticated guy who was a dab hand at sports and a classy singer-song writer, who still found time to pull "a 19 year old bird, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shells and legs up to her arse!" while reading a book a week.

I read a book a week though it takes me much longer than a week.

That reminds me of a comment a mate I used to work with made, he did not watch a lot of films and we were discussing best trilogies. He said "Back to the Future is the best trilogy, but the last two are a bit rubbish"

All alone on a darkened cliff
With sharpened knife and half-smoked spliff
Even the circling seagulls ignore my pain
Too late now.. I've missed the last train

The store manager said: No Poles allowed
and made fun of my scars (of which I am proud)
I crawled back home... bleeding eyes welled with tears
That acid was undiluted; so said my only friend Piers

So I blended some cockroaches in a smoothie of sorts
and waited for the inevitable barrage of insensitive retorts
Even my pet funnel webs could see that I was unhappy
So they all pitched in for a weekend in Taihape

But try as I might - my life will never be up to it
Snubbed by Ladyhawke... and now Noise Ratchet
The lake looked so placid and inviting to me
I first waded in for a discrete underwater pee

No one could see me; I felt so frightened and phony
Even more so ever than that novelist Truman Capote
I read the last line of my favourite novel by J.D. Salinger
Then took a deep breath... like the crew of The Challenger

Under the water was so peaceful and serene
I could see the moon vaguely... and the reeds were so clean
An eel came up and saw my deep sorrow
And called on its friends to impersonate Annalise Morrow

I'm finding it hard to end my life as I type
The oxygen is scare... my fingers aren't ripe
Oh please help me go... I can't take any more!
Might have been easier to go to Geneva's Red Door

Frak Emos

This could turn in to the worlds most Emo Rap battle

Rowley wrote:I was thinking Lumbering, the unwarranted belief he is superior to everyone on here sealed it for me.

Top Hat is obviously Keith.

Do love a scotch egg.

And was explaining the 'fanny pack' joke to my Hungarian flatmate the other night....

The evidence is mounting.

You must be Jimmy the perv.

Galted is Gareth, I could see Gareth making his clothing choices based on their practicality.

Rowley wrote:The evidence is mounting.

I also have a beard, if that helps.

Not a goatee, but including the chin straps round to the sideburns.

I thicker, fuller, version of a 'Craig David', as my colleagues like to remind/rip me.

Rowley wrote:Galted is Gareth, I could see Gareth making his clothing choices based on their practicality.

Definitely!

Rowley wrote:Galted is Gareth, I could see Gareth making his clothing choices based on their practicality.

I think he is more like the computer geek who thinks that Bruce Lee was a triad.

With michaels playing Gareth, enthralled by everything the IT geek says......

TopHat24/7 wrote:

Rowley wrote:The evidence is mounting.

I also have a beard, if that helps.

Not a goatee, but including the chin straps round to the sideburns.

I thicker, fuller, version of a 'Craig David', as my colleagues like to remind/rip me.

Us in the beard community to not really count that as having a beard, it sounds too overly trimmed to count.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Galted is Gareth, I could see Gareth making his clothing choices based on their practicality.

I think he is more like the computer geek who thinks that Bruce Lee was a triad.

He is my favourite character, he should be a professional formula 1 driver.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Galted is Gareth, I could see Gareth making his clothing choices based on their practicality.

I think he is more like the computer geek who thinks that Bruce Lee was a triad.

He is my favourite character, he should be a professional formula 1 driver.

Errrr, no. It's not your computer, it's Wernham Hogg's computer.

You seen the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon, Rowley?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Galted is Gareth, I could see Gareth making his clothing choices based on their practicality.

I think he is more like the computer geek who thinks that Bruce Lee was a triad.

With michaels playing Gareth, enthralled by everything the IT geek says......

I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Have you never seen The Office or did you see it but have subsequently forgotten you ever watched it?

88Chris05 wrote:You seen the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon, Rowley?

Is Chuck in Enter the Dragon??

I know Jackie Chan is....

Jim Kelly, RIP.....

88Chris05 wrote:You seen the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon, Rowley?

No I haven't, I've seen the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon.

W

Chris wrote:You seen the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in Enter the Dragon, Rowley?

Way of the Dragon was it not? In the Collosseum

Though Enter the Dragon had Donnie Yen, Bolo Yeung and a young Jackie Chan

TopHat and Rick, go straight to the dunces corner.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Same here - never watched the office, or much at all really.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:TopHat and Rick, go straight to the dunces corner.

Rick first, then Tophat piece by piece, This aint factory farming.

Tino wrote:TopHat and Rick, go straight to the dunces corner.

What have i done wrong?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Have you never seen The Office or did you see it but have subsequently forgotten you ever watched it?

Seen most episodes - didn't commit the characters names to memory & hadn't realised it had become the replacement for Monty Python for saddos who go around quoting the lines etc.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Have you never seen The Office or did you see it but have subsequently forgotten you ever watched it?

Seen most episodes - didn't commit the characters names to memory & hadn't realised it had become the replacement for Monty Python for saddos who go around quoting the lines etc.

You're having a laugh saying that.

Idiots.

I'm Neil, suave, well-spoken, well-liked and respected.

Galted wrote:Idiots.

I'm Neil, suave, well-spoken, well-liked and respected.

With undertones of gayness.

Why am I being farmed into the dunces corner?

Galted wrote:Idiots.

I'm Neil, suave, well-spoken, well-liked and respected.

Neil wears Armani, you wear Jack Wolfskin, you're virtually his doppleganger.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Have you never seen The Office or did you see it but have subsequently forgotten you ever watched it?

Seen most episodes - didn't commit the characters names to memory & hadn't realised it had become the replacement for Monty Python for saddos who go around quoting the lines etc.

You're having a laugh saying that.

Didn't David Bowie sing about Rowley?

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Have you never seen The Office or did you see it but have subsequently forgotten you ever watched it?

Seen most episodes - didn't commit the characters names to memory & hadn't realised it had become the replacement for Monty Python for saddos who go around quoting the lines etc.

You're having a laugh saying that.

Leave this to me Sean, this is big boy sh!t

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:TopHat and Rick, go straight to the dunces corner.

What have i done wrong?

Exactly, we're not the ones who f***ed up.

TopHat24/7 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:TopHat and Rick, go straight to the dunces corner.

What have i done wrong?

Exactly, we're not the ones who f***ed up.

You did in the context of quoting The Office.