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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 10 Mar - 12:50

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superflyweight wrote:It's in Edinburgh and it's called the "Pubic Triangle".  Is about 5 minutes from my work and there's always a distressing smell of lube hanging over the area.  

That's the one, thanks super.

Is lube really a distressing smell?

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Post by Union Cane Fri 28 Mar - 14:19

She is well, thanks, very well indeed.

I still have to make my own lunch though.

Today I had a Ginster's sausage roll, two oranges, a banana and a Crème Egg.
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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 28 Mar - 14:22

Union Cane wrote:She is well, thanks, very well indeed.

I still have to make my own lunch though.

Today I had a Ginster's sausage roll, two oranges, a banana and a Crème Egg.

Appropriate things to put in someones lunchbox

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Mar - 14:23

Union Cane wrote:She is well, thanks, very well indeed.

I still have to make my own lunch though.

Today I had a Ginster's sausage roll, two oranges, a banana and a Crème Egg.

Did you have two oranges to counteract all the pastry and chocolate?

I can't eat oranges anymore. I split my lip some time back and michaels dared me to eat a tomato. It didn't hurt so I tried a tangerine. That did hurt.

I had two corned beef rolls, some deep ridge salt and vinegar crisps and a Taxi bar.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 28 Mar - 14:25

I'm slightly disappointed you're back. Given your last comment regarding roadside porn I had a romantic image of you scouring the verges of A roads across the country steadily building up a stash.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 28 Mar - 14:26

I had an orange left over from yesterday.

Before eating them, I made an interesting fruit sculpture using the oranges and banana.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 28 Mar - 14:27

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:She is well, thanks, very well indeed.

I still have to make my own lunch though.

Today I had a Ginster's sausage roll, two oranges, a banana and a Crème Egg.

Did you have two oranges to counteract all the pastry and chocolate?

I can't eat oranges anymore.  I split my lip some time back and michaels dared me to eat a tomato.  It didn't hurt so I tried a tangerine.  That did hurt.

I had two corned beef rolls, some deep ridge salt and vinegar crisps and a Taxi bar.

I had two oven bottom muffins with cheese and a coleslaw I knocked up last night for ribs. Surprisingly good.


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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Mar - 14:28

Union Cane wrote:I had an orange left over from yesterday.

Before eating them, I made an interesting fruit sculpture using the oranges and banana.


Two eyes and a nose?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 28 Mar - 14:30

Tino he also cracked the cream egg...

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Mar - 14:31

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino he also cracked the cream egg...

A runny nose then?

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 28 Mar - 14:31

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I had an orange left over from yesterday.

Before eating them, I made an interesting fruit sculpture using the oranges and banana.


Two eyes and a nose?

A Hampton that was high in vitamin C and slow release sugars?

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Post by Union Cane Fri 28 Mar - 14:31

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Two eyes and a nose?

Willy and balls.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Mar - 14:32

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Two eyes and a nose?

Willy and balls.

Oh right, silly me.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 28 Mar - 14:35

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 28 Mar - 14:37

Union Cane wrote:I'm strangely touched.

You been hanging around with Max Clifford?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 28 Mar - 14:39

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:She is well, thanks, very well indeed.

I still have to make my own lunch though.

Today I had a Ginster's sausage roll, two oranges, a banana and a Crème Egg.

Did you have two oranges to counteract all the pastry and chocolate?

I can't eat oranges anymore.  I split my lip some time back I had my lip split by a 7 year old and michaels dared me to eat a tomato.  It didn't hurt so I tried a tangerine.  That did hurt.

I had two corned beef rolls, some deep ridge salt and vinegar crisps and a Taxi bar.

Fixed for you.

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Post by Union Cane Fri 28 Mar - 14:40

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I'm strangely touched.

You been hanging around with Max Clifford?

Max Mosley...
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Post by TopHat24/7 Fri 28 Mar - 15:25

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Oh. Must have been away longer than I thought. I ballooned up to 15st 7 at one point. Dreadful, terrible days. Trouser buttons popping off all over the place.

Anyway, no, never caught up with him, and I now live 200 miles away from where that incident played out so I am unlikely to see him again.

TopHat dreams of 15 st 7.  He was 9 years old the last time he weighed that.

You're in Suffolk aren't you?  Weird folk round there, you must stick out like a sore thumb.....

One day, though not too soon, we're going to bump into eachother (probably in the Guinea) and you're going to be very disappointed.

Have lost 10kg so far which, admittedly, is a bit like throwing the deck chairs in the titanic, but keep up this and you'll soon have to find something totally new/fresh to fail to be funny about. raspberry

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Mar - 15:31

TopHat24/7 wrote:

One day, though not too soon, we're going to bump into each other (probably in the Guinea).


I actually think I might have seen you in there last summer, genuinely, I do. There was a rather big boned chap at the bar who was very tall as well.

He had rather a lot of hair on his head as well, just short of shoulder length. This is before I knew you were of a fuller figure. It must have been you.

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Post by TopHat24/7 Fri 28 Mar - 15:33

Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 28 Mar - 15:36

TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 28 Mar - 15:36

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:

One day, though not too soon, we're going to bump into each other (probably in the Guinea).


I actually think I might have seen you in there last summer, genuinely, I do.  There was a rather big boned chap at the bar who was very tall as well.

He had rather a lot of hair on his head as well, just short of shoulder length.  This is before I knew you were of a fuller figure.  It must have been you.

Or Andy Fordham

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Post by TopHat24/7 Fri 28 Mar - 15:39

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

Sorry, next time I'm in I'll wear a sh!t green shirt so you can identify me.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 28 Mar - 15:40

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 31 Mar - 8:32

March 31st on here this morning.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 31 Mar - 8:42

Il est un peu moyen ici aujourd'hui

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Post by superflyweight Mon 31 Mar - 8:53

Onetwo PM'd me to tell me he didn't like me.  Frankly, I'm f*cking terrified!

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 31 Mar - 8:56

superflyweight wrote:Onetwo PM'd me to tell me he didn't like me.  Frankly, I'm f*cking terrified!

I shouldn't worry. He'll be too busy with his bodyguard duties to search you out and inflict some damage with his spinning backflip uppercut.

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Post by Rowley Mon 31 Mar - 9:01

superflyweight wrote:Onetwo PM'd me to tell me he didn't like me.  Frankly, I'm f*cking terrified!

You did call him a mong.

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Post by superflyweight Mon 31 Mar - 9:16

Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Onetwo PM'd me to tell me he didn't like me.  Frankly, I'm f*cking terrified!

You did call him a mong.
A term of affection.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 31 Mar - 9:17

Rowley wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Onetwo PM'd me to tell me he didn't like me.  Frankly, I'm f*cking terrified!

You did call him a mong.

He'd have taken that as a compliment- thinking that SFW was calling him Genghis khan

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 31 Mar - 9:18

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 31 Mar - 9:21

Anyone for grilled kebabs and ketchup?

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Post by kingraf Mon 31 Mar - 9:32

No Oscar Pistorious trial today... No cricket, not even sure I can pretend to work today.

I'm hungry - should I have a toasted bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich
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Post by Galted Mon 31 Mar - 10:02

kingraf wrote:No Oscar Pistorious trial today... No cricket, not even sure I can pretend to work today.

I'm hungry - should I have a toasted bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich

When I'm bored at work I mainly poo or w@nk.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 31 Mar - 10:06

Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:No Oscar Pistorious trial today... No cricket, not even sure I can pretend to work today.

I'm hungry - should I have a toasted bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich

When I'm bored at work I mainly poo or w@nk.

and/or

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Post by Galted Mon 31 Mar - 10:11

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:No Oscar Pistorious trial today... No cricket, not even sure I can pretend to work today.

I'm hungry - should I have a toasted bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich

When I'm bored at work I mainly poo or w@nk.

and/or

Or.  I like to sit when w@nking.

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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 31 Mar - 10:16

Galted wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:No Oscar Pistorious trial today... No cricket, not even sure I can pretend to work today.

I'm hungry - should I have a toasted bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich

When I'm bored at work I mainly poo or w@nk.

and/or

Or.  I like to sit when w@nking.

So you can flatten it against the toilet seat and make it visible to your eyes?

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 31 Mar - 10:20

How was gay Paris Galted?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 31 Mar - 10:21

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TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

Sorry, next time I'm in I'll wear a sh!t green shirt so you can identify me.

You're 30 f*cking stone. I don't think you need to wear a specific shirt for me to pick you out.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 31 Mar - 10:23

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

Sorry, next time I'm in I'll wear a sh!t green shirt so you can identify me.

You're 30 f*cking stone.  I don't think you need to wear a specific shirt for me to pick you out.

Can we have less effing, jeffing and unpleasantness please. We're better than that.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 31 Mar - 10:24

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

Sorry, next time I'm in I'll wear a sh!t green shirt so you can identify me.

You're 30 f*cking stone.  I don't think you need to wear a specific shirt for me to pick you out.

Can we have less effing, jeffing and unpleasantness please. We're better than that.

F*ck off, you silly c*nt.

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 31 Mar - 10:25

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

Sorry, next time I'm in I'll wear a sh!t green shirt so you can identify me.

You're 30 f*cking stone.  I don't think you need to wear a specific shirt for me to pick you out.

Can we have less effing, jeffing and unpleasantness please. We're better than that.

F*ck off, you silly c*nt.

Get out.

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Post by Rowley Mon 31 Mar - 10:26

Well said Sean. We have found out this morning that our much loved family member superfly is almost certainly going to die shortly. Surely this is a time to rally round him and show some support.

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Post by kingraf Mon 31 Mar - 10:28

Following that shockingly poor piece of culinary advice, I had some chicken wraps, nachos, and a cappuccino muffin. Quite enjoyable,
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Post by Galted Mon 31 Mar - 10:28

seanmichaels wrote:How was  gay Paris Galted?

Pretty good, thanks. Did my bit for Euro relations by becoming best mates with some French smackhead on the Metro and not complaining when I repeatedly damaged my tongue on crusty baguettes.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 31 Mar - 10:29

Rowley wrote:Well said Sean. We have found out this morning that our much loved family member superfly is almost certainly going to die shortly. Surely this is a time to rally round him and show some support.

Who is going to kill him? ONEBALL? The same poster who claims to have simultaneously grown up in Boston and London and occasionally pretends to be a teenage girl. He ain't no trained killer, superfly would sh!t him.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by ShahenshahG Mon 31 Mar - 10:30

Rowley wrote:Well said Sean. We have found out this morning that our much loved family member superfly is almost certainly going to die shortly. Surely this is a time to rally round him and show some support.

Have you lost your marbles?! Its onetwo mate - he'll accidently kill everyone in the vicinity and leave superfly alive. We should give him a wide berth.


Sorry Tophat.

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Post by TopHat24/7 Mon 31 Mar - 10:36

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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TopHat24/7 wrote:Hahaha, my hair is cropped fairly short, and I have a beard - so sorry, not me! Smile

Fair enough, there must be two tall, fat dudes around the Mayfair region then.

Sorry, next time I'm in I'll wear a sh!t green shirt so you can identify me.

You're 30 f*cking stone.  I don't think you need to wear a specific shirt for me to pick you out.

The new badge Adam has bestowed upon you has clearly gone to your head.....

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Post by seanmichaels Mon 31 Mar - 10:39

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:How was  gay Paris Galted?

Pretty good, thanks.  Did my bit for Euro relations by becoming best mates with some French smackhead on the Metro and not complaining when I repeatedly damaged my tongue on crusty baguettes.

I usually go for Ficels as opposed to Parisiennes (which iare your English style baguette). They are similar but only about the thickness of a sausage therefore much easier to eat. If you want to annoy the French ask for butter with your croissant. Drives the mother in law insane.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon 31 Mar - 10:40

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Well said Sean. We have found out this morning that our much loved family member superfly is almost certainly going to die shortly. Surely this is a time to rally round him and show some support.

Who is going to kill him?  ONEBALL?  The same poster who claims to have simultaneously grown up in Boston and London and occasionally pretends to be a teenage girl.  He ain't no trained killer, superfly would sh!t him.

Sleep deprivation is often characterised by increased swearing. We should make allowances for Tino. Plus he's got to spend the next 7 years or so worrying about when the new-born will chin him, which is enough to make anyone irritable.

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