The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved
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That's the one, thanks super.
Is lube really a distressing smell?
superflyweight wrote:It's in Edinburgh and it's called the "Pubic Triangle". Is about 5 minutes from my work and there's always a distressing smell of lube hanging over the area.
That's the one, thanks super.
Is lube really a distressing smell?
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Is he angry with everyone Galted or just you? Always possible he just doesn't like you.
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Take one for the team, Galted... To be fair, I also stretch my height a bit... I'm actually 5'11 3/4, but I tend to round it off at 6'0... Don't take one leg off at the scale though.
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Rowley wrote:Is he angry with everyone Galted or just you? Always possible he just doesn't like you.
I'm one of the very few people he can speak to without losing his rag, it's not just most people but most things p1ss him off. Even salad annoys him.
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kingraf wrote:Take one for the team, Galted... To be fair, I also stretch my height a bit... I'm actually 5'11 3/4, but I tend to round it off at 6'0... Don't take one leg off at the scale though.
I shall try to summon up the requisite testicle volume. His mood might be slightly improved with Pakistan having been knocked out of the T20.
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I'll miss the pubic triangle thread. Takes me back to some old school German porn we had at school. Bratwursts in every nook and cranny.
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seanmichaels wrote:I'll miss the pubic triangle thread. Takes me back to some old school German porn we had at school. Bratwursts in every nook and cranny.
Sounds like a tampon string.
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Galted wrote:seanmichaels wrote:I'll miss the pubic triangle thread. Takes me back to some old school German porn we had at school. Bratwursts in every nook and cranny.
Sounds like a tampon string.
Used to work with some girls I was friendly with. Barstewards would always leave Tampons (unused) in my coat pocket. For some reason they freak me out even when unopened
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Voluble on here this morning.
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I had to buy tampons for the lady a few weeks ago. It was altogether a rather uncomfortable experience, felt like everyone kept looking at me and I could see them thinking "he's pu55y-whipped"... Second only to the time I a accompanied a mate inside the pharmacy to buy some headache tablets, and he figured that was the ideal time, to buy some condoms...
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I once decided to dye my hair after a night at the pub. Went to 24hr tescos and bought some dye and a packet of tampons. Thought I'd look a bit gay buying hair dye alone.
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After some serious Guinness abuse in Dublin I knelt down over the bog in the hotel for some violent vomiting then noticed a used tampon in the water. Wasn't a great end to the night.
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Galted wrote:After some serious Guinness abuse in Dublin I knelt down over the bog in the hotel for some violent vomiting then noticed a used tampon in the water. Wasn't a great end to the night.
I once saw a used tampon with rip cord by a tree on the path to work. Not outrageously disturbing until I noticed a bloodied and full jonny next to it.
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That's borderline disgusting Galted! Without the borderline part.
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kingraf wrote:That's borderline disgusting Galted! Without the borderline part.
He didnt add that he mistook it for a napkin and wiped the vomit off his face.
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Green shirt on today. Very dark, colour of wilted spinach. I look good.
I have a hangover as well. I feel quite nauseous.
I have a hangover as well. I feel quite nauseous.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Green shirt on today. Very dark, colour of wilted spinach. I look good.
I have a hangover as well. I feel quite nauseous.
A few cups of coffee followed by a delicious chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up normally sort me out.
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I had the incurable hangover on Saturday as I wasn't allowed to drink until 6pm. When you get a really bad one a drink is all that will work.
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The angry Kiwi's having a sneezing fit, which is seriously p1ssing him off. It's really f*cking funny.
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Galted wrote:The angry Kiwi's having a sneezing fit, which is seriously p1ssing him off. It's really f*cking funny.
Get a shot of him and upload it on here. He is Alan Brazil in my eyes at the moment
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Galted wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Green shirt on today. Very dark, colour of wilted spinach. I look good.
I have a hangover as well. I feel quite nauseous.
A few cups of coffee followed by a delicious chicken burrito from Wrap-It-Up normally sort me out.
I have had 3 cups of coffee, a banana, a Nature Valley breakfast bar, a conference pear and a good handful of Wispa bites.
Nothing is working.
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Nothing is working.
Have you considered trying manning up?
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seanmichaels wrote:Galted wrote:The angry Kiwi's having a sneezing fit, which is seriously p1ssing him off. It's really f*cking funny.
Get a shot of him and upload it on here. He is Alan Brazil in my eyes at the moment
That's not actually far off the mark, he's a smaller and slightly younger but more enraged version.
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Rowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Nothing is working.
Have you considered trying manning up?
Are you 12 years old?
What's on the agenda tonight, Jeff? Quick radox bath followed by a good Bikram Yoga session. Make sure you put your hand cream in your m*n-bag.
Goon.
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kingraf wrote:A mate of mine just told me he's 5'7 with his shoes on... Do all short people measure their height with their shoes on? If so, do fatties measure their weight with one leg off the scale?
No, but I do take my shoes off....
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TopHat24/7 wrote:kingraf wrote:A mate of mine just told me he's 5'7 with his shoes on... Do all short people measure their height with their shoes on? If so, do fatties measure their weight with one leg off the scale?
No, but I do take my shoes off....
Believe the term for that is rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Nothing is working.
Have you considered trying manning up?
Are you 12 years old?
What's on the agenda tonight, Jeff? Quick radox bath followed by a good Bikram Yoga session. Make sure you put your hand cream in your m*n-bag.
Goon.
Stop being an argumentative pansie. Get yourself down the boozer at lunch. 2 pints and a bag of pork scratchings and you'll be fine.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Green shirt on today. Very dark, colour of wilted spinach. I look good.
I have a hangover as well. I feel quite nauseous.
The nausea is being caused by the revolting colour of your shirt, not your hangover.
Man the f*** up.
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Nothing is working.
Have you considered trying manning up?
Are you 12 years old?
What's on the agenda tonight, Jeff? Quick radox bath followed by a good Bikram Yoga session. Make sure you put your hand cream in your m*n-bag.
Goon.
Stop being an argumentative pansie. Get yourself down the boozer at lunch. 2 pints and a bag of pork scratchings and you'll be fine.
I'm not being argumentative, I am just highlighting the ridiculous notion that a man who admits to Radox baths can tell me to m*n up.
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TopHat24/7 wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Green shirt on today. Very dark, colour of wilted spinach. I look good.
I have a hangover as well. I feel quite nauseous.
The nausea is being caused by the revolting colour of your shirt, not your hangover.
Man the f*** up.
Another ridiculous notion. Fat lad coming along to pass judgement on my clothing.
No matter how much you try and convince yourself (and us) that you have sartorial elegance, you're morbidly obese. Fatties like you never look good in clothes. You all look like you're trying to escape from multi-coloured tents.
I think you must look like a male version of Beth Ditto.
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May never look good in them, but they're still good clothes, which is very different to attiring oneself in the colour of baby vomit.
Now stop being such a pu$$y about your shirt-induced nausea and man up.
Now stop being such a pu$$y about your shirt-induced nausea and man up.
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I've never had a hangover, but doing something
you'll immediately regret tends to work pretty
quickly when I'm otherwise incapacitated.
Kick your boss in the shins
you'll immediately regret tends to work pretty
quickly when I'm otherwise incapacitated.
Kick your boss in the shins
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TopHat24/7 wrote:May never look good in them, but they're still good clothes, which is very different to attiring oneself in the colour of baby vomit.
Now stop being such a pu$$y about your shirt-induced nausea and man up.
Baby vomit is usually pale. I have never seen baby vomit the colour of wilted spinach.
Anyway, your opinion means little to me. The opinion of the hot Ukrainian girl does, however, mean a lot and she is positively moist every time I go near her.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The opinion of the hot Ukrainian girl does, however, mean a lot and she is positively moist.
Was Galted in the office again?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:TopHat24/7 wrote:May never look good in them, but they're still good clothes, which is very different to attiring oneself in the colour of baby vomit.
Now stop being such a pu$$y about your shirt-induced nausea and man up.
Baby vomit is usually pale. I have never seen baby vomit the colour of wilted spinach.
Anyway, your opinion means little to me. The opinion of the hot Ukrainian girl does, however, mean a lot and she is positively moist every time I go near her.
The opinion of the girl that totally blanks you and thinks your chat stinks even worse than your dress sense??
Glad that's working out for you.....
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seanmichaels wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The opinion of the hot Ukrainian girl does, however, mean a lot and she is positively moist.
Was Galted in the office again?
I misread that as "was Galted in her orifice again".
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TopHat24/7 wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:TopHat24/7 wrote:May never look good in them, but they're still good clothes, which is very different to attiring oneself in the colour of baby vomit.
Now stop being such a pu$$y about your shirt-induced nausea and man up.
Baby vomit is usually pale. I have never seen baby vomit the colour of wilted spinach.
Anyway, your opinion means little to me. The opinion of the hot Ukrainian girl does, however, mean a lot and she is positively moist every time I go near her.
The opinion of the girl that totally blanks you and thinks your chat stinks even worse than your dress sense??
Glad that's working out for you.....
When does your new job start?
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Haha you'll be shot of me in a couple of weeks, don't worry.
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Couscous mixed with a Knorr chicken cube. About 60g sun dried tomatoes, 60g chargrilled peppers, 6 mixed hot chillies, a handful of babyleaf spinach, finely chopped, about 60g feta, some olive oil and 20 pitted olives, cut in half
Can't really give an objective opinion as I made it myself but it I was someone else I'd have given it 4.5/5 - it lost 1/2 a point as 2 of the olives weren't chopped in half and it was fairly difficult to eat with a sh1tty plastic spoon.
What michaels's missus would have said, "superbe, si exquis que je vais faire une tentative de récupérer le pantalon de survêtement de monsieur qu'il a perdu dans la région de Montreuil".
Can't really give an objective opinion as I made it myself but it I was someone else I'd have given it 4.5/5 - it lost 1/2 a point as 2 of the olives weren't chopped in half and it was fairly difficult to eat with a sh1tty plastic spoon.
What michaels's missus would have said, "superbe, si exquis que je vais faire une tentative de récupérer le pantalon de survêtement de monsieur qu'il a perdu dans la région de Montreuil".
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Galted wrote: "superbe, si exquis que je vais faire une tentative de récupérer le pantalon de survêtement de monsieur qu'il a perdu dans la région de Montreuil".
You can borrow a pair of mine although they do not have elasticated ankles.
Food sounds alright. Decent mix of ingredients. Made Zesty Ricotta, Bacon and Tomato Gnocchi other night and have to say it was very good if a bit too lemony. Can do without the zest. http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/groceries/find-recipes/recipes/pasta-rice-and-noodles/zesty-ricotta--bacon-and-tomato-gnocchi
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Make your own gnocchi?
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TopHat24/7 wrote:Make your own gnocchi?
Nope. Not really a huge pasta fan. This dish would have been better with baby jersey royals.
I may give it a go at somepoint just in case I try masterchef. Better than most of them but would be fooked if I had to make Ravioli
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