The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Apr 2014, 11:56 am

First topic message reminder :

That was the 990 post...

Is it a fitting replacement for a pubic triangle?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:27 pm

kingraf wrote:

What's a cassette?

God love you, raf.

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:38 pm

Going to a mate's 30th birthday party tonight, and I've gotten him a Zimmer frame, a cane, and incontinence diapers... So excited to hand them over - Been waiting for this since he handed me some Diapers, baby bottle and a bib on my eighteenth.

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:39 pm

Thank you Tino - god love you too.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:44 pm

Got flu in PE. Mate got beaten up (probably deserved it). Then our bus set on fire on the way to Oudtshoorn. When we eventually got there the floodlights for our day nighter didn't work. Not the fondest memories of that little stretch although a bloke I didn't really like fell off an Ostrich which was quite funny.

by **superflyweight** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:53 pm

kingraf wrote:It's all good Tino - Been actually working this year (Zero days off work vs nearly 500 last year), So Im looking to take a break in the next four months. The green shirt isn't a problem, in fact you'll fit in (I'm wearing a rather bright pink, and it's safe to say I'm not even the bravest in my circle of friends) - Only issue is your weight... We're proud Northern Joburgers who take pride in living up to stereotype of drinking pre workout shakes to go down a flight of stairs. Also, we don't get down to BIG... Tribal house, or Trance music is the sound of Northern Joburg...

Whereabout in the republic are you visiting mate? On the current exchange rate, you'll get high for years in Joburg

Hang on! How many days of the year are there in South Africa?

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 12:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:It's all good Tino - Been actually working this year (Zero days off work vs nearly 500 last year), So Im looking to take a break in the next four months. The green shirt isn't a problem, in fact you'll fit in (I'm wearing a rather bright pink, and it's safe to say I'm not even the bravest in my circle of friends) - Only issue is your weight... We're proud Northern Joburgers who take pride in living up to stereotype of drinking pre workout shakes to go down a flight of stairs. Also, we don't get down to BIG... Tribal house, or Trance music is the sound of Northern Joburg...

Whereabout in the republic are you visiting mate? On the current exchange rate, you'll get high for years in Joburg

Hang on! How many days of the year are there in South Africa?

He must work time and a half... or time & 1.369863

I know what he means though. Not enough hours in the diurnal continuum.

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:06 pm

I work at a news station - 24 hour channel, with 6 hour cycles. If I miss one day - I've essentially missed four. You might have heard of my employer - ANN7? Maybe seen a clip of my illustrious co-workers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1e2cRZuG-A&ctp=CAIQpDAYASITCLuX4KijxL0CFegBwgod1D8APw%3D%3D&guid=&client=mv-google&gl=ZA&hl=en

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_33Trnv7D9g&ctp=CAEQpDAYACITCLuX4KijxL0CFegBwgod1D8APw%3D%3D&guid=&client=mv-google&gl=ZA&hl=en

At least the pays good.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:07 pm

Galted wrote:You're going to P.E. not coming to P.E.

No you're not, you're doing PE. Right after Maths and before Double English.

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:08 pm

That said - even under the "one day is actually four" rule - I still came nowhere near 500 days - I just have a flair for the hyperbole

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:12 pm

ja bru, what's the varb

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:17 pm

what?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:20 pm

It's my saffa impression. more impressive in real life.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:23 pm

Sean is the culture cups diplomatic officer kingraf - only amusement prevents us from replacing him because he fails in all other aspects except sexual favours to latent homosexuals

by **Galted** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:23 pm

seanmichaels wrote:It's my saffa impression. more impressive in real life.

I skeem you must feel like a total doos now.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:25 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Sean is the culture cups diplomatic officer kingraf - only amusement prevents us from replacing him because he fails in all other aspects except sexual favours to latent homosexuals

My favourite cricketer is Mr Inzaman Ul-Haq?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:25 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:It's my saffa impression. more impressive in real life.

I skeem you must feel like a total doos now.

Steady on, old chap. That's jolly well not cricket.

by **Galted** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:It's my saffa impression. more impressive in real life.

I skeem you must feel like a total doos now.

Steady on, old chap. That's jolly well not cricket.

You're quite right. One bally well went and got ahead of oneself.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:27 pm

Would help if you got his name right sean andhe probably wouldn't have got run out so much if he didn't have you attached to his man sausage all the time.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:30 pm

I also like Mr Abdul Qadir....... Played against his son Ray.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I also like Mr Abdul Qadir....... Played against his son Ray.

I played against his nephew, Nadir.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:33 pm

kingraf wrote:I work at a news station - 24 hour channel, with 6 hour cycles. If I miss one day - I've essentially missed four. You might have heard of my employer - ANN7? Maybe seen a clip of my illustrious co-workers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1e2cRZuG-A&ctp=CAIQpDAYASITCLuX4KijxL0CFegBwgod1D8APw%3D%3D&guid=&client=mv-google&gl=ZA&hl=en

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_33Trnv7D9g&ctp=CAEQpDAYACITCLuX4KijxL0CFegBwgod1D8APw%3D%3D&guid=&client=mv-google&gl=ZA&hl=en

At least the pays good.

Heard of ANN7 but I have never watched it live. Smile

Looks great though. Nice bird... cool set, etc. You've got a great job, mate.

A bit similar to my local news channel... I don't suppose you receive this type of thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y50erFONyr4

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I also like Mr Abdul Qadir....... Played against his son Ray.

I played against his nephew, Nadir.

No you didn't.

How's the nipper? Projectile logs yet?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I also like Mr Abdul Qadir....... Played against his son Ray.

I played against his nephew, Nadir.

Nadir We
Youth Born
Axe-Wielders
Blood-Letters
Victors Still

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:36 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I also like Mr Abdul Qadir....... Played against his son Ray.

I played against his nephew, Nadir.

No you didn't.

How's the nipper? Projectile logs yet?

You're right, I didn't.

No projectile logs. Still on the sh*tting like a leaking tap phase.

How is the cricket green? Mowed it yet?

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:38 pm

Bastards! Those aren't even Saffer terms... Just colloquioalisms lifted from Brakpan, or those dunderheads at the coast.

In Joburg we say "brah", or "boet", none of this "bru" stuff.
We say "Tool" or "chop", not "doos"
Joburg is the greatest place on Earth!!

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:40 pm

Sorry LB - link says Not Available in Your Country

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:40 pm

Hampton.

Pubes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:41 pm

Shah wrote:Nadir We
Youth Born
Axe-Wielders
Blood-Letters
Victors Still

Nice Gemmel ref Shah, one of my favourite authors 'King Beyond the Gate' being one of my favourite fantasy novels.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
How is the cricket green? Mowed it yet?

Mowed it 7 times now this year and verticut in 4 directions. Mowed twice on monday night but wasn't pleased with the finish. I had fertilised it a week or 2 before and the grass was a bit too long and lush. Hopefully get down there at the weekend for a bit of rolling. Still a month away from the first game.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:41 pm

kingraf wrote:Bastards! Those aren't even Saffer terms... Just colloquioalisms lifted from Brakpan, or those dunderheads at the coast.

In Joburg we say "brah", or "boet", none of this "bru" stuff.
We say "Tool" or "chop", not "doos"
Joburg is the greatest place on Earth!!

You admitted you weren't from Luton earlier, so I'll forgive you the lapse ...once.

Luton.Is.The.Greatest.Place.On.Earth.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:43 pm

I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall. She is currently online and available to chat.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:45 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Nadir We
Youth Born
Axe-Wielders
Blood-Letters
Victors Still

Nice Gemmel ref Shah, one of my favourite authors 'King Beyond the Gate' being one of my favourite fantasy novels.

Enjoyed the Jon Shannow series particularly but that was a close second. Didn't enjoy the troy series as much.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall. She is currently online and available to chat.

Talk to her about Klitchsko

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:46 pm

Shah wrote:Enjoyed the Jon Shannow series particularly but that was a close second. Didn't enjoy the troy series as much.

The bloodstone stuff was quality, but i prefer the drenai tales.

I have just introduced a friend to Waylander, i'm jealous as I would love to read them all from new again

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:47 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall. She is currently online and available to chat.

Talk to her about Klitchsko

That doesn't work.

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:47 pm

Ive seen Kristina a once or twice.. looks a little underfed for mine

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:48 pm

Shah wrote:Talk to her about Klitchsko

See if she agrees that they are ruining heavyweight boxing, and is Wlad really that chinny?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:48 pm

Offer him Morningstar - its basically Robin hood but better

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:49 pm

Shah wrote:Offer him Morningstar - its basically Robin hood but better

Jarek Mace Smile

Also a great book, think that Decado is my favourite recurring character...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall. She is currently online and available to chat.

Talk to her about Klitchsko

That doesn't work.

I know of your previous attempt, but I wanted to see if you are a glutton for punishment or just spineless.

Invertebrate.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:52 pm

kingraf wrote:Ive seen Kristina a once or twice.. looks a little underfed for mine

Have you seen Stacy, 23 years old, 54 kgs and 165 cms?

There is no way she is 23. Looks about 16.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:53 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Offer him Morningstar - its basically Robin hood but better

Jarek Mace

Also a great book, think that Decado is my favourite recurring character...

Aye but Viruk is the greatest character I think.

That said - When I bought that recently - I got a copy of a 100 year old man by Jonas Jonasson - which is basically a european Forrest gump. Well worth the read.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:54 pm

Shah wrote:Well worth the read.

I will have a gander, do you read 'Fiest' as well Shah?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Ive seen Kristina a once or twice.. looks a little underfed for mine

Have you seen Stacy, 23 years old, 54 kgs and 165 cms?

There is no way she is 23. Looks about 16.

Likewise, there is no way Marina is 22 years old. She may well be 55 kgs, 165 cms tall and available to chat now, but if she is younger than 40 I would be surprised.

by **Galted** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall. She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:56 pm

I'm not getting Ulkranian. I'm getting Chinese takeout.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:Ive seen Kristina a once or twice.. looks a little underfed for mine

Have you seen Stacy, 23 years old, 54 kgs and 165 cms?

There is no way she is 23. Looks about 16.

Likewise, there is no way Marina is 22 years old. She may well be 55 kgs, 165 cms tall and available to chat now, but if she is younger than 40 I would be surprised.

and disappointed?

by kingraf Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:57 pm

They're all too small - my bird 5'10 72kg of German engineering part time bodybuilder like her dad... I worry sometimes that she'd club me In a fight...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:57 pm

I haven't got the first set and I wont read them until I do as I like to see the author develop as he goes along. Usually buy books every second month so i'll put a reminder on my phone.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 1:58 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall. She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina. I will look after her.

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