The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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That was the 990 post...

Is it a fitting replacement for a pubic triangle?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Walk Where Jesus Walked.

Nazareth?  

Am tempted to find out, maybe Stasy will walk with me.

Galted wrote:Am tempted to find out, maybe Stasy will walk with me.

Or be pushed in her buggy with you

Sofia, Zoey and Selina from China now. The age range is 26-40 but I can't tell with Chinese birds, they all look 12 until they hit their forties then automatically become Chairman Mao lookalikes.

my colleague is one. eats stir fried fish the whole time and bloody stinks.

Tickets for Kylie in Nottingham for me. Not sure if that is a more worrying indicator of my internet searches than Galted's mail order brides.

I have now got an advert offering me 4 different ideas for not running out of money during retirement.

I wonder if one of them is "Don't have 5 children, you f*cking moron".

Rowley wrote:Tickets for Kylie in Nottingham for me. Not sure if that is a more worrying indicator of my internet searches than Galted's mail order brides.

It's Customise Your Suit now. Apart from zipping or unzipping my Jack Wolfskin 3-in-1 or wearing it with or without the fleece suit customisation doesn't really have any relevance for me. I want a greater selection of mail order brides.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:Tickets for Kylie in Nottingham for me. Not sure if that is a more worrying indicator of my internet searches than Galted's mail order brides.

It's Customise Your Suit now.  Apart from zipping or unzipping my Jack Wolfskin 3-in-1 or wearing it with or without the fleece suit customisation doesn't really have any relevance for me.  I want a greater selection of mail order brides.

My brother has a balinese wife. A balinese / honkey cross produces cute kids.

Tino/Tophat can you invest in penny stocks online on a broker site or can only brokers do it?

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino/Tophat can you invest in penny stocks online on a broker site or can only brokers do it?

try stocktrade, TD Waterhouse, selftrade or Hargreave Lansdowne

TD waterhouse will be cheapest

Cheers.

it is my job....

I thought you'd have been distracted by being the assbitch of wall street so didn't ask but it seems you can do both jobs at once. You are truly the tesco of investment.

i'm a rich person's monkey. if they don't want to go with our discretionary offering, i set up broker accounts and place deals for them through 3rd parties.

Actually I didn't know you did that for a living.

Got kicked out of the club last night, and the big Nigerian bouncer threatened to kick my ass when I refused to leave... I'm such a rebel

boring as sheeeet. would prefer to be mowing verges

kingraf wrote:Got kicked out of the club last night, and the big Nigerian bouncer threatened to kick my ass when I refused to leave... I'm such a rebel

Are you Afrikaans?

Hey, Tino. How do the banner adverts work?

Galted wrote:Hey, Tino.  How do the banner adverts work?

Plans for the weekend my friend?

got some Afrikaans on both sides of the family, but no. fluent in it though

Tino, what's the good word on the old Banners?

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Hey, Tino.  How do the banner adverts work?

Plans for the weekend my friend?

Depends on Tino's ability to explain things technical.

Galted wrote:Depends on Tino's ability to explain things technical.

Agreed, I may be forced into looking at the way Banner Ad's recieve information and utilise it to market products

Today, Tino. Ffs.

I had one for the Open University "Click and see what opportunity opens up for you". I clicked and it offered me a course on online advertising.

kingraf wrote:got some Afrikaans on both sides of the family, but no. fluent in it though

I had an Afrikaans cricketer stay with me (from Pretoria). Not really a great match as he was tea total.

The Opodo one works. Not many Ukrainian women looking for husbands on it though.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:got some Afrikaans on both sides of the family, but no. fluent in it though

I had an Afrikaans cricketer stay with me (from Pretoria). Not really a great match as he was tea total.

Did you tell him the Boers only won the first world war by cheating?

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:got some Afrikaans on both sides of the family, but no. fluent in it though

I had an Afrikaans cricketer stay with me (from Pretoria). Not really a great match as he was tea total.

Did you tell him the Boers only won the first world war by cheating?

He was convinced the black people in South Africa were going to overthrow the whites. He had an escape plan and everything. The first night he arrived myself and a mate invited him out for a few quiet beers and that was when he dropped the TT bomb. He woke in the morning to find me on the bathroom floor naked in a pile of vomit and my mate fully clothed in the bath with an inch of water in it.

And presumably thought his decision to be teetotal was a big mistake.

JuliusHMarx wrote:And presumably thought his decision to be teetotal was a big mistake.

All he ate was tesco value sausages cooked in the microwave. Very strange chap.

More strange than lying naked in a pile of vomit?

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:got some Afrikaans on both sides of the family, but no. fluent in it though

I had an Afrikaans cricketer stay with me (from Pretoria). Not really a great match as he was tea total.

Did you tell him the Boers only won the first world war by cheating?

He was convinced the black people in South Africa were going to overthrow the whites. He had an escape plan and everything. The first night he arrived myself and a mate invited him out for a few quiet beers and that was when he dropped the TT bomb. He woke in the morning to find me on the bathroom floor naked in a pile of vomit and my mate fully clothed in the bath with an inch of water in it.

Just read that anecdote to my colleagues and they found it exceptionally funny. Might repeat it when the angry Kiwi gets in.

It is an old one. I have a couple of good stories from those times. Lived with another bloke quite similar to me.

Galted wrote:Today, Tino.  Ffs.

No idea at all.  Dagless just sent a PM that I barely understood a word of as well.

I have only ever had 4 interesting PM's.  2 of which were from Michaels, weirdly enough.

The others were from Alex Huckerby who asked me about male nipples and some other chap from the boxing board who is no longer with us (nothing to do with the PM) who called me a c*nt, an ignorant w*nker and (his words) told me to take my brown tongue out of Union Canes arse.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:....who called me a c*nt, an ignorant Meat trombone soloist and (his words) told me to take my brown tongue out of Union Canes arse.  

Wise words.

I shall try and be more Nippley in any other PM's (does Chris Arreola count?)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: and some other chap from the boxing board who is no longer with us (nothing to do with the PM) who called me a c*nt, an ignorant w*nker and (his words) told me to take my brown tongue out of Union Canes arse.

Who was that Tina, you have genuinely intrigued me for once.

Jeff wrote:Who was that Tina, you have genuinely intrigued me for once.

I'm plumping for ceej

Coxy

Surely Coxy would have quickly whipped up an interactive derogatory website and sent it viral via all his previous conquests....

He sent me a strongly worded PM when I outed him (with Tino's help).

seanmichaels wrote:He sent me a strongly worded PM when I outed him (with Tino's help).

The plot thickens.

I think that is both our greatest achievement on 606v2, seany.

The only strongly-worded PM I've ever received was from Crimey when I posted my views on religion whilst under the influence. I felt even more miserable than the time I found out what "cretin" meant.

Did not really get that one sean, if you are so precious about your real identity perhaps it might be wise to not pick a user name that is essentially your surname and tell everyone where you live and what you do for work and in your leisure time. Just a thought.

rick_dagless wrote:Surely Coxy would have quickly whipped up an interactive derogatory website and sent it viral via all his previous conquests....

You think he has time for that between all the economic think tanks he participated on.

Rowley wrote:Did not really get that one sean, if you are so precious about your real identity perhaps it might be wise to not pick a user name that is essentially your surname and tell everyone where you live and what you do for work and in your leisure time. Just a thought.

He didn't though. Exposing that was all my own hard work.

I put the final pass in, seany scored the goal. Teamwork.

Was that "Plenty-of-Fish-Gate"?