The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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And I am beating Galted.

Life is good.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:OK Raf, all noted.

Doesn't change the fact I am still fond of you sure you're a fine young man.

You're safe with me, but if any of Galted, Sean, or Julius start telling you this sort of stuff, they are almost certainly trying to groom you.  Especially Julius.

He wants you to protect him from his son - run for it Raf run for it.

All the weightlifting in the world really is no preparation for fighting feral children, I'll pass

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:And I am beating Galted.

Life is good.

Idiot.

There is no need to be like that, Galted.

Galted wrote: I thought about you in a massively gay way

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I keep seeing my grade ten math teacher around. Bastard never taught us the whole year as he was too busy writing his book, I want to ask him how the book went, and if it was worth sacrificing a year of my education,but I can't remember his name.

kingraf wrote:I keep seeing my grade ten maths teacher around. Bastard never taught us the whole year as he was too busy writing his book, I want to ask him how the book went, and if it was worth sacrificing a year of my education,but I can't remember his name.

You should use "math" instead of "maths" to p1ss Jeff off.

How come bastard gets through the swear filter?

Galted is a BASTARD.

BASTARD, BASTARD BASTARD.

You BASTARDS.

So does clunge.

Galted is a CLUNGE.

CLUNGE, CLUNGE CLUNGE.

You CLUNGES.

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:I keep seeing my grade ten maths teacher around. Bastard never taught us the whole year as he was too busy writing his book, I want to ask him how the book went, and if it was worth sacrificing a year of my education,but I can't remember his name.

You should use "math" instead of "maths" to p1ss Jeff off.

amended

kingraf wrote:

Galted wrote:

kingraf wrote:I keep seeing my grade ten maths teacher around. Bastard never taught us the whole year as he was too busy writing his book, I want to ask him how the book went, and if it was worth sacrificing a year of my education,but I can't remember his name.

You should use "math" instead of "maths" to p1ss Jeff off.

amended

Very good. He's probably tearing a manbag to pieces at the moment.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted is a CLUNGE.

CLUNGE, CLUNGE CLUNGE.

You CLUNGES.

Knob, turd and pubic disorder all work.

jizz cannon.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted is a CLUNGE.

CLUNGE, CLUNGE CLUNGE.

You CLUNGES.

Knob, turd and pubic disorder all work.

Can't be bothered to keep typing insulting posts. I am better than that.

You BASTARD, CLUNGE, KNOB TURD.

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cockspanner
titnibble

rimjob, feltcher spunkbubble

I fear some may view this I as a low point for the culture cup.

I think your I is wonderful.

seanmichaels wrote:I fear some may view this I as a low point for the culture cup.

No, it's culture like this that I clamber out of my sick bed for.

You have to hit the nadir to rise again!

My clever wordplay is being criminally overlooked.

I thought at least sicknote would appreciate it, being a man of great literary prowess like myself.

Don't get it?

Try harder.

seanmichaels wrote:I fear some may view this I as a low point for the culture cup.

Indeed they do.

Get it now.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I fear some may view this I as a low point for the culture cup.

Indeed they do.

miserable sod. do one in your bath tub.

I know I am being insulted there Sean, but am not sure in what manner. Are you mocking my penchant for a soothing radox bath, a la Tina, or are you suggesting I spend my leisure time rolling down hills in a tin bath as per the Last of the Summer Wine funsters?

Tino, I'd like to say that I overlooked it because my mind is fogged and I'm in a state of disrepair that would put Jeff's manbag to shame.

The truth, however, is that I simply wasn't that impressed. Clever wordplay, like beauty, is in the I of the beholder.

Rowley wrote:I know I am being insulted there Sean, but am not sure in what manner. Are you mocking my penchant for a soothing radox bath, a la Tina, or are you suggesting I spend my leisure time rolling down hills in a tin bath as per the Last of the Summer Wine funsters?

The latter. No self respecting citizen of the People's Republic of Yorkshire would have a Radox bath.

I've got some culture to add.  Went to watch Uncle Vanya last night - it's a play by Checkov in Russian, they had two screens above the audience showing the English subtitles.  Unfortunately, the r*tard operating the subtitles could either not understand English or not understand Russian as he kept going on ahead too far then backtracking so it was only possible to have a general idea of what was going on.  During the second half the format of the subtitles changed so that they were too big for the screens.  The Russians all seemed to like it as they applauded vigourously at the end.  I applauded vigourously along with them - if they can take over the Crimea with such ease I can imagine what they'd do in Grove Park.

I should add that there was a lot of hot tottie in attendance.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, I'd like to say that I overlooked it because my mind is fogged and I'm in a state of disrepair that would put Jeff's manbag to shame.

The truth, however, is that I simply wasn't that impressed. Clever wordplay, like beauty, is in the I of the beholder.

The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Forgot to add as well that your wordplay was quite delicious, Tino.

Seems like the Culture Cup is a never ending notch of nadirs. More bottomless pit, than nadir I'd say.

Also - Just had 800g of spare ribs... Satiated doesn't begin to describe my feeling at the moment

Galted wrote:I should add that there was a lot of hot tottie in attendance.

Russian minge? I envisage it to be quite fair in colour

Galted wrote:Forgot to add as well that your wordplay was quite delicious, Tino.

Thanks, darling. You and I may have our differences, but at least you are big enough to acknowledge these things.

Can't say the same for all our CC members.

Just found out that there's someone at the company where I work called Allan Resurreccion. Looks a bit like "Alien Resurrection" spelled badly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, I'd like to say that I overlooked it because my mind is fogged and I'm in a state of disrepair that would put Jeff's manbag to shame.

The truth, however, is that I simply wasn't that impressed. Clever wordplay, like beauty, is in the I of the beholder.

The truth?  YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Oh yeah? Well, all you did today was weaken a country!

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I should add that there was a lot of hot tottie in attendance.

Russian minge? I envisage it to be quite fair in colour

Fair mix of blondes and brunettes, nothing ginger.  A couple were a little bit chunky but no fatties and very few munters.

Galted wrote:Just found out that there's someone at the company where I work called Allan Resurreccion.  Looks a bit like "Alien Resurrection" spelled badly.

Rubbish film. Apart from the lingering arse shot near the beginning.

Haven't met Allan so can't comment on whether he is rubbish or his arse.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My clever wordplay is being criminally overlooked.

I thought at least sicknote would appreciate it, being a man of great literary prowess like myself.

I noticed it, but was too full/ unimpressed (mark whichever does the least emotional damage), to care.

The rugby board seems to be dominating the top 10 today. Had a look at the articles and there's f-all interesting. A bit like the Off Topic I suppose.

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My clever wordplay is being criminally overlooked.

I thought at least sicknote would appreciate it, being a man of great literary prowess like myself.

I noticed it, but was too full/ unimpressed (mark whichever does the least emotional damage), to care.

Don't lie. It made you go all fuzzy down there, didn't it?

cockwallop
flange
clamjuice

I can't think of anything interesting to say today.

fannyflop
mingefart
norkwobble

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My clever wordplay is being criminally overlooked.

I thought at least sicknote would appreciate it, being a man of great literary prowess like myself.

I noticed it, but was too full/ unimpressed (mark whichever does the least emotional damage), to care.

Don't lie. It made you go all fuzzy down there, didn't it?

Tbh, I was more concerned with whether I could fit more food into my stomach while reading that. So I suppose you're right, I certainly had feelings down there.

The rugger board always seems one GE comment from complete anarchy. He does crack me up though. Probably because I'm not English

Galted wrote:fannyflop
mingefart
norkwobble

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JuliusHMarx wrote: Clever wordplay, like beauty, is in the I of the beholder.

Now that is how you do it Tina. A master at work.

kingraf wrote:The rugger board always seems one GE comment from complete anarchy. He does crack me up though. Probably because I'm not English

GE is a legend. He's completely shameless with his wumming but the rest just can't resist. The old fella cracks me up as well, the one who takes pages of stats about NZ and puts them in a format that no-one can read and gets all shirty when other posters don't tell him how brilliant his posts are.