The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by kingraf Thu May 01, 2014 8:58 am

First topic message reminder :

You say tomato, I say Tamara Ecclestone (who michaels has almost certainly probably had a slice of)

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 01, 2014 3:32 pm

I do go cottaging
in parks

I'm JuliusHMarx

Julius!
Julius!

by **Union Cane** Thu May 01, 2014 3:39 pm

Town on telly tonight, UTM!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 01, 2014 3:40 pm

Union Cane wrote:Town on telly tonight, UTM!

Rubbish rhyme.

by **Union Cane** Thu May 01, 2014 3:42 pm

Conference play-offs
Semi final first leg tonight
At home against Gateshead, I hope they do alright

Grimsby Town!
Grimsby Town!

by **superflyweight** Thu May 01, 2014 3:44 pm

He thinks he's mystic
He's really just autistic
Union Cane, Union Cane

by **superflyweight** Thu May 01, 2014 3:49 pm

I think his name is Barry
His wife is imaginary
Union Cane Union Cane

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 01, 2014 3:49 pm

He works
in law

He's an interminable bore

Superfly!
Superfly!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 01, 2014 3:50 pm

Cut him
Some slack

He's been beaten by Strongback

Superfly!
Superfly!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 01, 2014 3:53 pm

He likes
a list

His wife doesn't exist

Union Cane!
Union Cane!

by **superflyweight** Thu May 01, 2014 3:54 pm

His words, they hurt
I feel ground into the dirt
Tina, Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 01, 2014 3:55 pm

She'll dump him
for me

TSMR

TSMR!
TSMR!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 01, 2014 3:58 pm

From frying pan
To fire

Now she's really in the mire

TSMR!
TSMR!

by **Union Cane** Thu May 01, 2014 3:59 pm

The spelling
Was off
Surprising, for a toff

TRSM!
TRSM!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 01, 2014 4:04 pm

You can't prove
Anything

The evidence is missing

Onion Cane!
Onion Cane!

by **Galted** Thu May 01, 2014 4:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:His girlfriends
from the Eastern Bloc

She's had a lot of c*ck

Galted!
Galted!

you're right!
you swine!

but the c*ck has all been mine

Galted!
Galted!

She told me
with a drawl

That your c*ck is very small

Galted!
Galted!

I don't
concur

your missus calls it "sir"

my c0ck!
my c0ck!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 02, 2014 5:56 am

For tone to be met
A rhyme needs to be set

Culture
Culture

by **superflyweight** Fri May 02, 2014 6:40 am

He sh!t the bed
Should have trained to be a med
Rick Dagless, Rick Dagless

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 02, 2014 6:46 am

He may have a legal Spark
But probably woke up drunk in a park

Super
Super

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 6:55 am

his flat is cold dark and dank
he's having a w@nk

Galted
Galted

by **superflyweight** Fri May 02, 2014 6:56 am

Her new hip's a flop
She goes out with Jurgen Klopp
Mrs Sean, Mrs Sean

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:01 am

Went out to get a TV last night as the cat pi55ed on the other one. Anybody recommend a 32 inch smart TV?

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:his flat is cold dark and dank
he's having a w@nk

Galted
Galted

You're wrong
You burk

I'm having one at work

again!
again!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 02, 2014 7:05 am

He needs a new T.V
His one is covered in wee

Michaels, Michaels

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:06 am

seanmichaels wrote:Went out to get a TV last night as the cat pi55ed on the other one. Anybody recommend a 32 inch smart TV?

I've been very tempted over the last few months to get a Samsung though I've been looking in the 42-50" range. Try Richer Sounds if you want them all shown to you and explained but do some research beforehand - I tend to end up with an LG every time I go there though they've been ok.

by **superflyweight** Fri May 02, 2014 7:07 am

seanmichaels wrote:Went out to get a TV last night as the cat pi55ed on the other one. Anybody recommend a 32 inch smart TV?

Got a Samsung - it's brilliant. Don't know the model but it's now 2 years old so probably obsolete.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 02, 2014 7:10 am

I have a samsung 3D smart TV and it is quality, though, like Super it is over a year old and therefore an embarassment

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:13 am

we all
agree

that Samsung's quality

Samsung!
Samsung!

by kingraf Fri May 02, 2014 7:17 am

Hungover. Typing so much effort, may try this text to speech thing again.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri May 02, 2014 7:17 am

Galted wrote:we all
agree

that Samsung's quality

Samsung!
Samsung!

Unless it's covered in wee

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:23 am

kingraf wrote:Hungover. Typing so much effort, may try this text to speech thing again.

Maybe slurring was the problem with the speech to text thing and not your accent.

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:27 am

Had a samsung smart. prob the same as you guys. one we looked at last night was the newer version.silver edge and stand. might get that.

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:28 am

Can't go bigger than 32. Terribly common apparently...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:33 am

Shirts green
Jumpers black

I'm strung out on crack

Tina!
Tina!

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:35 am

knocked out by a kid
dresses like a flid

Tina
Tina

by kingraf Fri May 02, 2014 7:36 am

Might be right Galted. Hardly uncommon for me to be in a slurred state

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:37 am

He likes
a turd

He is dressed by his bird

Seany!
Seany!

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:37 am

i don't like a turd.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:38 am

He's been
to Cheadle

He looks like catweazle

Seany!
Seany!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:40 am

He went
To private school

He got bummed by them all

Seany!
Seany!

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:44 am

Cheadle?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:46 am

He's never
been to Cheadle

His c*ck is as thin as a needle

Seany!
Seany!

by **seanmichaels** Fri May 02, 2014 7:46 am

he had a flat top
now he has a muffin top

Windows
Windows

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:48 am

He likes
his peace

He fiddles with his niece

Seany!
Seany!

by Rowley Fri May 02, 2014 7:54 am

I also have a Samsung smart TV, very impressive it seems to me as well.

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:55 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He likes
his peace

He fiddles with his niece

Seany!
Seany!

** There is no need for libellous accusations and this sudden aggression, Tino. You are hereby banned until next Friday unless you PM me a photograph of your willy. **

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri May 02, 2014 7:56 am

Rowley wrote:I also have a Samsung smart TV, very impressive it seems to me as well.

Inside toilets seem impressive to you Jeff.

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:56 am

Rowley wrote:I also have a Samsung smart TV, very impressive it seems to me as well.

Bring it with you on your next London trip and see how impressive it is when it's plugged into an electricity source.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:57 am

He loves
his TV

He doesn't speak to TSMR

Jeff!
Jeff!

by **Galted** Fri May 02, 2014 7:57 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I also have a Samsung smart TV, very impressive it seems to me as well.

Inside toilets seem impressive to you Jeff.

Damn you, Julius! You may have won this time but we'll meet again. You mark my words, we WILL meet again!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri May 02, 2014 7:59 am

He wants to see
my knob

He wants it in his gob

Gayted!
Gayted!

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